Here’s a classic.
I wrote a haiku
And now you are reading it
And now it’s over
Back after so long,
I remembered my password.
How did I do that?
A cry rends the skies;
“Beware, I live! Run, coward!”
Then he ate my ship.
If I love too much,
If I love much too deeply,
Will it end sadly?
wwwww
wwwwwww
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I hate to say that
I dont get paid to get laid
then I would be rich.
Redundancy’s Nice
But repetition’s better
Dink Dink Dink Dink Dink
Flash flash shutter close
Another girl turns wicked
Now the inside dies
Splash bubble splash red
This paint’s making me woozy
Or I cut my thumb
At home bored and sick
RPGC wil be friend
until Setz comes here
( each letter is a syllable )
This is a haiku
There may be many like it
But this one is mine
And now…a palindromic haiku.
Oh, evil satan,
oscillate my metallic
Sonatas live. Ho!
For the record, I did not compose it.
what good is winter
if it brings no snow with it,
the almond tree mused
This is a haiku,
Isn’t that just amazing?
Yes, I’m really bored.
old man winter now:
he is the oldest, coldest
naked up the slope
Not like that u perv! think into it.
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don’t make sense
Refrigerator.
Apparently not
That easy for you to do
Since line one is wrong
No Haikkus posted
For a year and a half now
Unforgivable
インターネットは、
あの、さいばんしょです…
だー <b>異議あり</b>！
The internet is
Um, like a courthouse, you see…
and I- <b>OBJECTION</b>!
Her nipples, singing
Her lips, pursed for a kiss said:
“Fuck! Singing nipples!”
Hell yeah. My bank failed.
Homeless and overshadowed
by statistics: poor.
/obtuse
Hey there, Spambot sir.
Please jump off a cliff and die.
You make Jesus cry.