The return of the haikus

Everything not,
Nothing correct, Nothing wrong,
For no-one ever.

Here’s a classic.

I wrote a haiku
And now you are reading it
And now it’s over

Back after so long,
I remembered my password.
How did I do that?

A cry rends the skies;
“Beware, I live! Run, coward!”
Then he ate my ship.

If I love too much,
If I love much too deeply,
Will it end sadly?

wwwww
wwwwwww
wwwww

I hate to say that
I dont get paid to get laid
then I would be rich.

Redundancy’s Nice
But repetition’s better
Dink Dink Dink Dink Dink

Flash flash shutter close
Another girl turns wicked
Now the inside dies

Splash bubble splash red
This paint’s making me woozy
Or I cut my thumb

At home bored and sick
RPGC wil be friend
until Setz comes here

( each letter is a syllable )

This is a haiku
There may be many like it
But this one is mine

And now…a palindromic haiku.

Oh, evil satan,
oscillate my metallic
Sonatas live. Ho!

For the record, I did not compose it.

what good is winter
if it brings no snow with it,
the almond tree mused

This is a haiku,
Isn’t that just amazing?
Yes, I’m really bored.

old man winter now:
he is the oldest, coldest
naked up the slope

Not like that u perv! think into it.

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don’t make sense
Refrigerator.

Apparently not
That easy for you to do
Since line one is wrong

No Haikkus posted
For a year and a half now
Unforgivable

インターネットは、
あの、さいばんしょです…
だー <b>異議あり</b>!

The internet is
Um, like a courthouse, you see…
and I- <b>OBJECTION</b>!

Her nipples, singing
Her lips, pursed for a kiss said:
“Fuck! Singing nipples!”

Hell yeah. My bank failed.
Homeless and overshadowed
by statistics: poor.

/obtuse