The return of the haikus

Oh ho, Dark Knight-san
But there is another thread
Of these damned Haikus

I will link it soon
Sorry For Necroposting
Now you shall behold

http://agora.rpgclassics.com/showpost.php?p=410560&postcount=41

And then read further
Because in that thread is more
Pointless Haiku fun

I make my presence
Felt with undeniable skill
I own this shit, man

I am Ramuza.
I write the awesome haiku.
WoW is fun.

A japanese haiku

katatsumuri
soro soro no bore
fuji no yama

I can’t remember the translation though…

Everything not,
Nothing correct, Nothing wrong,
For no-one ever.

Here’s a classic.

I wrote a haiku
And now you are reading it
And now it’s over

Back after so long,
I remembered my password.
How did I do that?

A cry rends the skies;
“Beware, I live! Run, coward!”
Then he ate my ship.

If I love too much,
If I love much too deeply,
Will it end sadly?

wwwww
wwwwwww
wwwww

I hate to say that
I dont get paid to get laid
then I would be rich.

Redundancy’s Nice
But repetition’s better
Dink Dink Dink Dink Dink

Flash flash shutter close
Another girl turns wicked
Now the inside dies

Splash bubble splash red
This paint’s making me woozy
Or I cut my thumb

At home bored and sick
RPGC wil be friend
until Setz comes here

( each letter is a syllable )

This is a haiku
There may be many like it
But this one is mine

And now…a palindromic haiku.

Oh, evil satan,
oscillate my metallic
Sonatas live. Ho!

For the record, I did not compose it.

what good is winter
if it brings no snow with it,
the almond tree mused

This is a haiku,
Isn’t that just amazing?
Yes, I’m really bored.

old man winter now:
he is the oldest, coldest
naked up the slope

Not like that u perv! think into it.

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don’t make sense
Refrigerator.

Apparently not
That easy for you to do
Since line one is wrong

No Haikkus posted
For a year and a half now
Unforgivable