Anyway, the truth is we all know everyones real names. We just don’t care to tell you about it. Sin is Patrick, SG is Jamie, Hades is Mike, Vickimints is Victoria, Anyway, I could go on all day, but instead I’ll go to bed.
Yeah, when I first came here I just didn’t get the “nobody uses his real name on the web” thing. I was a total Net Noob. For the record I tried to change it once, but everybody protested, saying it “sounded cool” so I kept it.
Actually, most people who know me IRL call me Sijo, which is a mispronunciation of “Sea Hunt” (an old TV show my mom watched- yes, really) and I also use it as a handle on most other forums I visit (Comic Book Resources, TV Tropes etc.) It’s easier to write.
Hi. My name is zeppelin. MY social security number is 381-65-2091. My Visa card number is 6745 9982 0776 6119 and the CVS is 679. The expiration date is 04/2012. I have an Illinois Drivers License, the number is P780-9445-0381. I have brown hair and green eyes. I am 5 feet 9 inches tall. I weigh 155 pounds. I am 26 years old. Hope this helps.
Whereas, zepp was born in Illinois;
Whereas, Social Security Numbers starting with 381 are issued to people born in Michigan;
Whereas, zepp claims that is his VISA card number;
Whereas, all VISA cards start with 4;
Whereas, when running his number through the Luhn Algorithm, the sum is 83;
Whereas, to be a valid credit card number, the Luhn Algorithm sum must be evenly divisible by ten;
I hate my damn middle name, my mother said it was because “Franco Caruso” sounded too much like what you’d expect right alongside “Vito Corleone”. My response to that being that I think that sounds AWESOME and thus hate my pussfying middle name, be it of divine origin or not.