Yeah, I got bored with seriousness, so I decided we’d have a game of Simpsons facts and quotes. I start. Oh, and you have to know the answer for your question. And no looking up, don’t be lazy.
Who is the ranger behind the drunk in the Simpsons where Homer and Mr. Burns get trapped beneath the avalanches when they cheat they’re way to the cabin on Widow’s Peak.
Ranger MacFadden?
Whose obituary did Homer read while climbing the Murderhorn?
Girl…I forget her name rising up to heaven "You get down from there young lady!
Simpsons rock, and so does Futurama. Heh, heh…suicide booth…BUAHAHAHAAAAAAA…Okay, I’m done.
Damn, Lex is good.
Grandpa ate part of his arm…don’t know. It’ll come to me though.
Kiro, when Lisa tried to ascend to heavan during the apocalypse when they slept through church. And yes, Futurama also rocks.
“I knew a man who went mad in there looking for the toilet!”
“Hmm…we’ll need a guide.”
“Oh I’ll take you. I’ve being lots of times. Bwuah ha ha!”
Okay, yeah…I haven’t seen The Simpsons in forever…
I forgot the name, but it was some chinese guy that he read about in his Powersauce bar. Is that acceptable?
He read that Deng Xiaoping died (in the powersauce bar, which was made of Chinese newspapers). Goddamnit people. 
Can’t think of a question. Someone else do it.
What color is the crayon in Homer’s brain? And I want the exact shade, not just “purple” or “green”.
Purpley pink.
What did bart and lisa say Flander’s had “a bunch of” in his garage in the episode where Flanders takes in the simpson chidren in as a foster parent?
Old paint cans. Painty can Ned.
“Bake him away, toys.”
“What d’you call us chief.”
Well, that’s easy. It’s Chief Wiggum and Eddie when they arrested Sideshow Bob after that boat-home episode.
What song did Apu sing to Lisa in his rooftop garden?
Sergeant Peppers lonely Heart Club Man. Or whatever it’s name is.
In an early holloween special, what creature did Bart accidentally turn Lisa into?
It was Powder Blue, btw.
Eh?
The crayon stuck in his brain. it was powder blue. At least the second one was.
And a Slug, if you’re going by the Episode where he raises all those zombies.
I haven’t actually seen that episode and was merely copying what my sister said. Yes, that will do.
Yep. Aren’t you going to ask something. Stop being so damn lazy, damn it.
Who is the only character in the simpsons that has 5 fingers?
God.
What was Moe’s finishing move in his ‘Breakdance Martial Arts’ (not too sure about the name) class at the community college?
Edit: Episode’s too old huh? It was a double - barrelled shotgun. It was the episode where Homer decides to teach marriage counselling or something like that. Ya know, when Homer walks by his class Moe’s like, “If your ‘homey’ is hittin’ up your ‘fly girl’, just give him one 'of these” does a breakdance, followed by a backflip, and pulls out a double - barrelled shotgun