Just beacuse no forum is complete without one of these babys…
Hi! Im new!
*throws a lemon at Macc, a piano at Merl and…
Dear god, I cant go on!
Anyway, Why dont we just have all the newbies post into one giant thread and that way we can all refer them to our copy and pasted answers to previous newbies? Its an Idea… Through probably a bad one.
Hi I’m Charlemagne I like this site very mu- AAAAAAHHHH!!! SPIDERS ARE CRAWLING UNDER MY SKIN!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GET OUT!! GET OUT!!! YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBLLLLBLLLLLL!!!
Yeah, even if there was a post/forum for new people, they’d probably not use it. Cuz, y’know, the new people don’t exactly look around before posting. Most of the time, anyway.
I am giving everyone in this thread a large rubber mallet because of the fact that due to the virus everyone is kind of a newbie, so here Gives everyone a large rubber mallet (I think everyone knows that we’re not perfectly sane so I’m not going to go through with that part)