The Moral of the Story:

Got this in an email today…

I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all she was beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel uncomfortable. One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. So before I got married and committed life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once. What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. So, she said, I’ll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and instead went to the front door… I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test.
We couldn’t have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

Moral of the story:
Always keep your condoms in your car.

<img src=“”> HAW, that amuses me very much, yes :stuck_out_tongue:

Tht reminds me of a comedy I saw once… Let me see if I remember its name…

Sounds like something crazy my mom and dad would set my husband up with, or something:)

Well, it’s not like it’s an obscure moral; keeping your condoms in your wallet can ruin them.

That’s the funniest thing I’ve read all day. :slight_smile:

Sounds like glurge.

But still, a nice story.

Originally posted by StarStorm
Sounds like glurge.

Sounds ALMOST like a glurge… if not for the last part.


lol, that was a beautiful story, man!

Funny indeed. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

I was gonna say what Kraken said. Still, funny.


Heh… That’s a good one. Not surprised at Perc’s reaction. :slight_smile:

I have to say that’s probably not the CRAZIEST thing I’ve ever heard. … Still, I wonder … Nah.

Originally posted by Sir Percival

I still say it’s glurge.

Originally posted by Valkyrie Esker
lol, that was a beautiful story, man!

… … … But a weird one at that, don’t you think? O_o

I don’t get what’s so weird on this story. I actually found it funny. :wink:

Well, I just think that the choice of test was a bit… unusual.

First of all, it was a joke, and secondly, that happens more often (irl) than people may think, and I don’t just mean as a test.