Originally posted by Merlin
[b]Here you go, I forwarded a copy to SK so that he could reply to this person who uh, “didn’t like” Sephy’s review of Shadowrun, but this was so awesome that I just had to post it here for all of you to see. Just keep an eye that in some parts the text of SK’s review and the guy’s ragings get merged into an ecstatic orgasm of ignorance, so just keep an eye on it :P…
This message is in regard to your Shadowrun review located at: (http://www.rpgclassics.com/reviews/shadowrun.shtml)
I belive it was a very innacurate review for the following reasons - that is, if you even care to here me out.
Title Shadowrun
Developer Data East
Year 1993
Platform SNES
Capsule Rating 2
Capsule Review:
Shadowrun starts out very promisingly,
Indeed, it does
with your character’s death. While a rockin’, sludgy riff plays (turn up your speakers for this one, it’s actually one of the best pieces of music to be found in just about any video game), said character suddenly gets to his feet for no evident reason, with no clue as to who or where he is. Thus begins his trek around the city, with nothing but the clothes on his back, and his quest to find out just what happened and who was behind his death and rebirth.
Shadowrun has nothing
Wrong, it has allot many games do not, which is origionality, creativity, and allot more you could ever come up with for any game
if not a unique feel - with its dirty cities and trashy-looking sprites, this is probably the grittiest game the Super Nintendo has to offer outside of Doom, and it’s got an industrial-type guitar soundtrack to match.
Thats the point, dirty citys, the year is in the 2050’s afterall, what are you expecting? Rainbows? Clean water?? Incase you don’t already realize it, Shadowrun isn’t just a SNES game, its based off the RPG known as “Shadowrun” its a popular underground one at that. Thats the problem with you game review writers, all your writing is worth shit. It sucks. You base it all off your own opinion and no one elses. You also don’t ‘review’ shit for that matter. I wouldn’t be surprized if all you did was chug down doughnuts and laugh your fatt ass off at a game with 16-bit graphics. It was made in 1991 for christ sakes you stupid jerk off! Go fuck a cow!
With the brilliant exposition
Indeed it was you fat ass fucker
, the first half hour or so of the game is rife with suspense, as one stalks the streets under heavy sniper fire.
CORRECTION BITCH!
They are NOT snipers you stupid asshole, they’re called “Hitmen” they are not some governmental people working for the U.S secret service, they’re HITMEN!! PEOPLE WHO KILL FOR PAY! CRIMINALS YOU STUPID FUCK!
Unfortunately, that half hour is all the game’s got
It’s got more than that 1" dick you have thats shoved down your throte
, and after it’s over, one starts to see the drawbacks, not the least of which is a poor combat system.
Its better than DOOM you faggot
Basically, one walks until one sees an enemy
Basically, you should walk once in a while and burn some of that fat
, one draws one’s gun
I’d like to ‘draw’ a gun at you
, and one guns it down from where one is standing
No, there’s also HITMEN TOO. H.I.T.M.E.N.
This could have been orchestrated much better -
So could this review written by some fat ass 12 year old who only enjoys the cutting edge graphics of video games in 2005. PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK!!!@
for instance, why the devil can’t one move while shooting?
LMMFAO!!! “Why the devil” ?? What, did your mother spank you if you swore?
There you go…right there, its proof, you dont like it, your basing your opinions souly on your own, You see, people like you dont get the fucking point, if you think a game sucks, dont even WRITE a review, stupid bitch, no one wants to sit there and read your bitching and complaining, I mean, WHY THE DEVIL CANT YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP? FAGGOT!
Furthermore, if one walks until one is in a position to shoot the enemy, that in almost all cases means that the enemy is in a position to shoot back; holstering one’s gun and running takes too long and is counterproductive, and thus, there’s no strategy involved - one just draws and hopes one have enough HP to survive.
No, you obviously dont know how to use a SNES controller dip shit. And why the fuck do you use the word ‘draw’ people dont fucking ‘draw’ guns in the year 2050. Do you sit on your fat fucking ass at 1 AM and watch old western movies as well? I thought so.
But that’s not the game’s worst flaw
It doesnt have any, except for its asshole haters like you
, which is the utter lack of a compelling story after the first half hour.
LIKE I SAID, ITS NOT JUST A FUCKING GAME, ITS A RATHER LARGE RPG!!!
!!! CHECK THIS OUT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT SHIT!!!
189,000 RESULTS!!
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=Sh...n=20&fl=0&x=wrt
Sure, there’s plenty of wandering around and learning about “The Matrix” (which, after the movie, should cause naught but guffaws),
YOU STUPID FUCK! UTTERLY STUPID! THE GAME WAS FUCKING MADE A DECADE BEFORE THE MATRIX!!! IT WAS COPIED! LOOK HOW POPULAR IT BECAME! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
but that’s not interesting.
YEAH, ONLY TO SOME FATTASS FUCKER LIKE YOU !!!
The protagonist,
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU? DID YOU SCREW YOUR ENGLISH TEACHER IN RETURN FOR USING A WORD THATS NEVER USED???
Jake, has no characterization whatsoever; he’s an ugly former hired goon who guns down ugly hired goons.
OH BOY, YOU ARE A FAGGOT!!! YOUR JUDGING OTHER MALES!? Not to mention the fact they’re consists of pixels on a 16 bit game, where in the year 2050 not everyone is exactly beautiful? Hey man, just because your fucking ugly, and gay, doesnt mean you have to take it out on this AWESOME RPG.
Likewise for the other characters. Sure, there’s even an attempt to introduce a “spiritual element,” in the person of the Dog character, and various fantasy elements in the persons of all the Orcs and Dwarves, but this works so poorly
Oh does it? Not quite ou stupid ass, check the results, check the GOOD reviews. Also note the fact Microsoft owns the licence for the game. Take a guess at why.
in the futuristic context of the setting that it’s only laughable.
Was your TV off when you where laughing?
The setting, incidentally, only exacerbates all these problems, as everything looks so alike - the same deserted streets, the same ghettoes, the same broken windows and the same overuse of earth tones. In the end, one is liable to just get bored with the creative poverty of this world, and move to better ways to spend one’s time.
Your site is boring. It makes me sick. You prick, fuck you, die, I hate you, I hate your cheezy site at its attempt to lie about good games. Your so self centered, get a god damn life asshole, loose some weight, and again, FUCK YOU!!!
PS: Everyone hates you, did you know there is even an ANTI-RPGCLASSICS website about you that gets more visitors than your own site? THEY THINK YOUR A FATTASS FAGGOT WHORE TOO!!![/b]
