Note: The following is a combination of sleep deprivation, the mother of all sugar highs, and fatigue from chasing Weiila about the next update.
As we all know, Weiila is our queen of fanfiction. Ever since Maz dropped into the background, she has been the major influence behind everything. TD is now working on the section as well, but has yet to make a real impact.
However, we need to name a King of Fanfiction. Even though it will be only a title, as Weiila still holds absolute power (like all women do), but having a king doesn’t hurt. Besides, that person can go around and demand that people bow and pay homage. That’s always fun.
Anyway, here are the candidates, as I see it.
Pros: He was around the fanfic section since who knows when. For a long time, he was the sole power there, ruling the library with absolute power. All trembled before his might iron fist. He’s also pretty smart.
Cons: He hasn’t been seen snooping around a lot. It’s a small miracle to see him AT ALL nowadays. It’s unlikely that he would be able to fulfill his duties.
Tenchimaru Dracones (doubt I got it right)
Pros: He’s the newest updater at the fanfiction section. Everyone loves him, and loves making fun of him. He’s also a horse…or is it a pony? Either way, transportation is solved.
Cons: He’s a horse/pony. He also hasn’t been around as long as a lot of others have, and thus has the least experience.
Pros: By right of love, that is. Star is Weiila’s honey, so he has to be in here. Besides, he can write, and is a nice guy all around.
Cons: He’s a cat. That’s good usually, but I know a lot of people who don’t like cats…and would like to kill them (barbarians!).
d Galloway (ME!!!)
Pros: He has more fanfics here than anyone else. He also has a small following, even though it pales in comparison to everyone else. Also, he has minor control over Weiila.
Cons: Very few outside of the media forum know who he is. He’s a bit on the angry side. He’s also really short (5’4").
Pros: Well…she’s the current ruler. She might not want to share her title’s priviledges with anyone else.
Cons: SHE’S A GIRL! GIRLS ARE QUEENS! is mobbed by an army of femenists
If anyone else wants to become king, then please do say so.