S’allright. Anyway, you guys wanna hear how it went? This is what happened:
Turn 1: The fighter swung his sword at the rustmonster, and got that appropriately destroyed. Much cursing followed. Mage and Druid cast spells, both failed. Rustmonster attacked Fighter, and brought him down to 2 hit points.
Me: My character and the Princess arrive at her castle, and I am led to meet her father, the King.
Turn 2: The Fighter, being weaponless, wounded, and stupid, tries to set the rustmonster on fire. The accounts get a littled garbled here, since the DM was face-down on thwe table, shaking with laughter as he told us, but I think he got thrown into a wall, and died. Whoo. Mage and Druid tried casting spells again, and the Druid successfully entangles the Rust Monster. Unfortunately, he also entangled them, and they both will have to wait at least two turns before they can attack again.
Me: I meet the King, and I am rewarded for saving his delicate little flower by granting me a boon.
Turn 3: Figfhter’s dead, so he doesn’t do anything. The mage broke free somehow, but the Rust Monster did, too. Druid somehow got even more entangled, making escape harder. (A 2 was rolled at this point.)
Me: I ask for his daughter’s hand in marriage, causing the entire court to gasp, and the princess to do a maidenly blush. The King says that it won’t be that easy.
Turn 4: Mage casts a spell of fire, and wounds the Rust onster somewhat seriously. The monster, then, took out his aggression by attacking the Mage, he falls unconscious, and the Monster eats the gold he has on him. Druid breaks free, and readies staff.
Me: I’m charged to defeat his greatest knight in combat if I want to win her heart, and I accept.
Turn 5: Druid dead. That it.
And lo, I become the sole survivor of this campaign, and I cannot wait to find out how they will rejoin my story now.