The Inheriters of Humans

Yeah, try 200 <i>million</i> years. Maybe.

I think what stormrage was refering to, was a recent article or study that showed that humans and cats are more closely related than previously thought, It answers why I am so close to cats, and why Ribbonz is so bonded to me. She even cries when I leave to house sit, or go get allergy shots. Lol she’ll even go on a hunger strike and not eat until I return if I’m gone for a long time!

Holy fuck, why don’t you marry your damn cat already, dude.

I would, but the state and the Church seem to frown on that for some reason!

Perhaps mankind will be inherited by twin naked lesbians

A creature with opposable thumbs or tentacles, since those work equally, just about, for maniupation (if they’re designed well enough) or any other limb that would end in some sort of adhesive from which it could pick stuff up. I think some flies have it on their front limbs or something, but I really don’t know. Just to throw out their are advanced manipulators besides opposable digits.

Oh, at the cat brain thing is a load of shit. They have a bigger cerebrum-to-cerebellum ratio than a lot of animals, but there is a WHOLE lot more important than that, when it comes to brains. Surface area, for example, I’m pretty sure cats are way behind, there.

I’d say overall, it depends on how things went down, but, I’m pretty sure robots would inherit the earth far, far in the future, after the Cataclysm kills most humans, their population will slowly dwindle due to a low survivability of infants and children, until the reproduciton rate is lower than the death rate with no sign of increasing. That’s when the robots truly win.

Good point, they’d need these to use and hold things for tools.

Good point again, I just really enjoy cats. That’s why I put them up here.

Ah! But what if the robots don’t have opposable digits! ^^

Then all they have to do is find the keymaker, and kill him.

Robots without opposable digits tend to make up with lethal force.

In all likelihood, what will stem from humankind is a higher evolved lifeform. Thusly, it would be none of the things listed. It will be something completely different.

You mean like brain dead, mutant, radioactive, zombified naked lesbian twins?

They have opposable digits. That can change into plasma cannons. Well, I’m not really sure if they’re plasma. They shoot stuff, though. That kills other robots, and eventually all humans. The robot victory will occur slightly before 20XX, while they eventual annihilation of humans comes much later.

EDIT: Oh, and other than brain-dead (bad trait), lesbian (difficult to reproduce), and twins (gene-pool limitation city, gang) they sound pretty great.
Although, if they reproduce asexually and simply have no genetic flaws to pass on, brain dead is the only problem.

I was gonna say what GAP said. Since I don’t see why humans shouldn’t survive. I agree with GAP!

yes but what happens if for some unknown reason, we’d have to leave the planet to those that were already on it?

The dolphins do that.

Do what? Ballet? Or politics? Not sure what you mean Rigmarole.

Take over.

No, no, the dolphins leave the planet. So long and thanks for all the fish.

They have already taken over without us knowing. If we ever took over. So the discussion is moot. Read it in an apocryphal (ahem) book.

Or listen to the original radio show.

WTF??? So now we’re living on the Planet of the Dolphin? Geee, maybe that’s why my dolphin overlord spat water and hit me with a tail. I had to tell him, “Get your fins off me you damn dirty dolphin!”