So, as we all know, Hades Shinigami is very opinionated guy. The guy literally has an opinion about just about everything in the world, and it’s usually not favorable (unless it’s about Samurai or Asuka). Let’s admit it, we all dread it when we’re making a thread. We’ve just poured our heart and soul into creating a thread we just know will be the new RPGC sensation, only to have Hades come in and derail it with a blistering attack about tanks or swords or animes.
Now, this is not a call-out thread. In fact, it’s quite the opposite. Taken out of context, Hades’ comments can be downright hilarious. Check out the following examples:
The guy is literally a critiquing machine. He is an unstoppable force. And those posts are just from the last week! Thus, I think it’s time we gave Hades a chance to really shine like never before. In this thread, you will ask Hades to give his opinion about one thing. You can only ask his opinion about one thing per post, and you can’t ask him for another opinion until he has answered your first one. You should try to refrain from commenting about Hades’ critiques, because honestly, Hades is just right and you’re just wrong and you’re a fucking idiot if you think otherwise.
Note: I haven’t asked Hades about this or anything before making this thread, but I’m just assuming he won’t be able to resist the opportunity to own all of you morons on his home turf, so let’s get this shit started :runaway::runaway::runaway:
I’ll get started: Hades, what are your thoughts about American beer? Personally, I think it’s a lot better than Molson, which is what all Canadians drink.
Hades, what is your opinion about zepp? Personally, I think he tries to be funny, but I don’t think he is very funny at all. His original Chinese internet dating thing had potential, but it never went anywhere.
Hades, as my putrid anus, how do you feel being penetrated by an array of AIDS infected cocks while at the same time knowing you’ll never experience the joy of childbirth?
Hades, out of all the people you probably want to see get shot out of a cannon and into the sun, who would be the first person you would shoot out of a cannon and why?
Hades, as a music and samurai connoisseur, which of your favourite rock bands would you deem as having music as high quality as the cutting power of a Samurai sword? And which top 3 bands would you want to be on the other end of that sword?
Hades, as Asuka-chan’s no. 1 fan, what do you think about the low-budget hash that served as the last 2 episodes of Evangelion, and what do you think about the End of Evangelion movie? Deep symbolism? Mostly for shock value? The director wanting to fuck with his fans?
Hades, as a fan of Dream Theater, which bands/guitarists do you consider to be so focused on their technical ability that you wouldn’t listen to their music unless it were a condition to inherit your uncle’s 3000 m x m manor?
Beer’s beer, no matter which country’s name is in front of it. I’m sure there’s as wide a variety down there as there is up here. Personally, I think a lot of the pride Canadians put into a lot of things is unjustified and stupid.
Lately I’d agree with you, but I really do like this thread.
I’ve never seen a feminist who wasn’t an extremist, regardless of which extreme she (or he, I suppose) championed. They’re all missing the point.
Because the ancestor I got my surname from about 7 or 8 generations ago was Swedish, and so are they. Also, BJORN. How could any band have a member named Bjorn and not be badass? And also, Gothenburg Metal just sounds great in general. My favourite songs are Come Clarity, Metaphor, and Zombie Inc. But a handful of other songs by them are only a razor’s edge behind those ones.
Frankly, yes. And they’ll probably have a shitty life here on earth too.
Like I belong on the posterior end of a guy who’s probably giddy with anticipation for the second Sex And The City movie.
In my opinion, someone should produce an Allman Brother’s song using hummingbird vocalizations, and put it on youtube for me to watch. But to answer your question… probably the Allman Brothers songs. It just seems reasonable that a group of guys whose voiceboxes alone dwarf the size of an entire hummingbird, would have more vocal variety.
Lady Gaga. She is decadence and pointless existence personified. She’s a caricature of the kind of person the rest of the world loathes the United States for harboring so many of.
Probably Racer X or Liquid Tension Experiment. As for who I’d want them to slay in a Battle of the Bands… you’d have to define “band.” Unless you were talking about a REAL sword and not some figurative musical sword. Then I’d want to see either Lady Gaga or Kesha butchered by it, for the same reason I stated in the sun question above. Or maybe Akon or Kanye West or something.
The same thing every other smart person has already figured out: it’s their job to keep people sick so they can keep selling them treatments instead of actual cures. It’s counterproductive to permanently fix the problems you exist to make money off of.
It’s funny you should mention “hash” and “End of Evangelion” in the same sentence, since the two would make such a great pair. What I’ve heard is that EoE pretty much IS the last two episodes that Anno Hideaki originally wanted to make, but didn’t have the budget for, so I’m going to support the side that says EoE is more legit. However, I hear there have been several remakes of the entire series that are said to be a more accurate reflection of Hideaki’s original vision for the show than anything previously released, so that’s something to keep in mind.
The Scandinavian languages are the coolest in the world and French sounds like stifled vomiting. Other than that, I think the most useful words in most other languages have already been assimilated into English, so if you want to learn another language, just pick whatever you think sounds cool or would help you to function in foreign places you might want to visit.
They have their place. It just isn’t in my life. I like music that communicates strong, legit emotions, but simply being a recognizable song has its merits. To some people.
Zetterberg, Datsyuk, Lidstrom, Howe, Yzerman. The first three I chose because I actually am NOT an aficionado, you silly goose, and they happen to be Detroit’s star players in the current era. The last two should be self-explanatory. Yzerman was the longest serving captain in NHL history and Howe’s just a legend.
Shawn Lane. He’s the only guitarist whose technical ability actually makes me wonder what the fuck he thinks he’s doing. If he put half as much effort into playing sports and eating healthy as he did into his masturbatory riffs, he’d probably not be dead right now. Maybe that’s harsh, but fuck it. He may be technically impressive but he’s a pretty shitty musician. “His” best work came from the time he spent riding the coattails of Jonas Hellborg, and his ability to cleanly alt-pick complex riffs at 18nps is about as believable as Bruce Lee’s legendary ability to kick a 350lb bag of flour across a room.
