If you mean cocobos, that’s fine. If you mean chocobos, those yellow incarnations of all that is evil in the world, you should die slowly. That last chocobo race in FFX destroyed any last shreds of tolerance I had for them.
DEATH TO CHOCOBOS! :mwahaha:
You haven’t gotten around to renting SH2 yet, have you?
I don’t think I have the stones to play an SH game.
Interesting chapter d. Looks like things are slowly kicking into high gear.
Ooh…I wonder who the fourth general will be. The anticipation!
The Final Saga part 6: The War Begins
By d_Galloway
The group boarded the next bus and went off to RPGC. demigod and Mengde took their seats in the back, while the rest grabbed the front. Strangely, nobody else was on board.
“You know the deal,” said Mengde. “I get 15,000 when we get back to RPGC.”
“Of course,” said demigod. “But remember, the deal isn’t over until AFTER we haave the book translated.”
Deep within the Plane of Darkness, in the courtyard of Naar’s castle, Naar’s massive army assembled. Drakkars, Giaks, Vordaks, Helghasts, and other manners of demons marched in droves to the castle, armed and ready for the massive battle to follow. On the balcony overlooking the courtyard, Naar looked down at his army, with Loki and Val standing behind him.
“My followers!” shouted Naar. “You have remained loyal for all these many years! Now, we are prepared to destroy our greatest enemies! Many of you will not return to this place, but rest well, knowing that your sacrifice will have brought the greater darkness to the universe! Now, let the gates open!”
Shadow gates appeared at all corners of the courtyard. The many armies charged through the portals, as Naar, Loki and Val teleported themselves.
The chibified hell hound was finally dropped into a cardboard box and tied up with duck tape. “That was painfully easy,” said Poke, nursing his many cuts and bruises.
“Sorry about that,” said Wil, “but I don’t know any healing magic.” Mitchell simply leaned back and drank some magically healing beer.
The station door opened, and kirokokori entered the office. “You wanted to see me about an animal?”
“It’s in the box,” said Mitchell. “Please kill it quickly.”
Kiro armed her bazooka and opened the box. The hell hound jumped out of the box, only to roll around on its helmet and fall to the ground. Kiro looked coldly at the three adults, and untied the chibi.
The hell hound looked at the catgirl. “C…C…CAT!” It jumped at her, only to get grabbed in a bear hug by the sugar-obsessed girl.
“He’s so cute!” said Kiro.
“Uh, we think it’s a she,” said Poke.
The bus arrived at the RPGC Libray, where everyone jumped out in a hurry. In front of the libary was a large banner, which read, “This week only: See the legendary Mazrim Taim!”
The group entered the libary, finding it lonely and deserted. Inside, the hooded figure of Mazrim Taim was sitting in a dark corner, studying a deck of Magic cards. demigod approached him slowly, holding the book in front of him.
“What do you want?” said Mazrim, not even bothering to look up.
“We want you to translate this text…please,” said demigod.
Mazrim grunted. “Fine, give it to me.”
demigod placed the book in front of the hooded sage and backed away. Mazrim opened the book to the horned helmet page and glancd through. After only a few seconds, he closed the book.
“It is difficult to read, but I could understand that passage. It said that the end of times will begin with the destructions of the heavens. The war will begin as soon as someone translates this text.”
Galloway’s eyes bulged. “Excuse me, I’ll be going.” He touched his forehead and teleported away.
“Let me go, damn you!” shouted the hell hound.
“He’s so adorable!” said Kiro. “Why’d you want to kill him?”
“I didn’t,” said Poke. “These other two, however…”
“Can I keep him?” shrieked Kiro.
The hell hound finally wrestled free and jumped against the wall. “That’s it, you sick fucks! I’m a hell hound! A servant of Lucifer, King of Hades! You should be fearing me, not smothering me! I’ll feed on your bones before you make me a pet!”
“Ah, he’s so cute when he’s angry!” said Kiro. “Come on, let’s get you a cookie!”
The hell hound appeared thoughtful for a minute. Finally, it sighed. “All right, I’ll take the cookies. But I’ll kill you after that!”
The gods were busy amongst themselves, doing various things for various reasons. Their work was immediately interrupted with the loud explosions of Shadow Gates opening. The first waves of Naar’s army pushed through, screaming like banshees and carving left and right.
After a few minutes, the first bunch of lesser gods were cut down. Naar, Loki and Val entered the area, surveying the destruction before them.
“You may go, Loki,” said Naar. “Go ahead and kill Odin if you want. I have a date with Kai.”
THE END OF PART 6
How terrible this chapter was! What will happen to Odin and Kai? How is the hell hound connected with anything? And what will Galloway do? Stay tuned next time!
Awesome. The story really took off thsi chapter.
I say they use booze to rescue val, I’m not sure how but booze will play an important role.
Nice. Only 15,000 though? I must have been generous. :no2:
Awesome. What will happen next time?! Will Kiro train a satanic beast? Will Naar really enslave the other gods? and, most importantly, Will TrkJac be entered into this amazing epic of epics?
I shall train him! 
And, I will name him Rio!
If booze can save Val, I think I will go into politician mode and bring Prohibition back…
Dresses in a suit, and gets enough fanatics to start the Citizens for a Sober America Coalition. Not really believing in the message himself, but meh… what politician does?
The Final Saga part 7: Fall of the Heavens
By d_Galloway
Galloway teleported himself into the courtyard of the Kai Monastary. The sounds and screams of battle engulfed him immediately, as the war came ever closer to the fortress itself.
Lone Wolf ran into the courtyard, geared for battle. “Galloway! Thank Kai you’ve arrived! We need your help!”
“Seems that way,” said Galloway. “Alright, what’s happening?”
“There was an attack…two of the fallen gods came hre with an army. Most of the gods have already fallen. Kai and Odin are the only two Elder Gods left.”
“…Shit. Okay, who led the charge?”
“That’s the problem.” Galloway saw Lone Wolf’s eyes narrow. “It was Naar.”
The massive gates of Valhalla smashed open, tearing apart much of the wall surrounding them. Loki entered Odin’s massive throne hall, Val tailing behind him. Odin stood in front of his throne, sword drawn.
“Hello, brother,” said Loki. “You look well for a geezer.”
“Silence, Loki!” shouted Odin. “I accepted you as a brother, shared my blood with you, defended you from the others, and THIS is how you thank me?”
“I owe you no thanks,” said Loki. “You had me thrown out of this paradise, refused me even the simplest of defense and symapthy!”
“Oh, I remember your defense,” said Odin. “You insulted all of my fellow gods!”
“Well, YOU didn’t invite me to that feast!” said Loki. “I wouldn’t have done that if you-”
“It matters not,” said Odin. “What you have done today is inexcusable. Today, I’ll do what I should have done a thousand years ago!”
Naar slammed down the gates to the Kai Monastary, his black sword oozing with power. The dark god stormed through the empty halls, furiously looking for Kai. Finally, he saw his target, standing defiantly in the training hall. “You look unafraid, Kai,” said Naar. “A bit foolish considering your situation.”
“I have nothing to fear of you, Naar,” said Kai. “You were destroyed once, and can be destroyed again.”
“I was never destroyed, fool!” said Naar. “And without the Sommerswerd, you can’t destroy me!”
Suddenly, a white blade ran through Naar’s back, completely impaling the god. Naar turned his head, and saw Galloway, now in Kai Lord form, withdrawing Skarn-Skae. Behind him, Lone Wolf readied his sword, while Kai prepared to fire a blast.
Odin and Loki started clashing almost immediately, while Val stood in the back. Odin quickly started to push Loki back, countering every thrust and slash with an equal parry and shove. Finally, Loki was knocked to the ground, his sword sliding far from his hand. Smiling, Odin raised his blade for one final strike.
The ancient god stopped when something ran through his chest. He looked down, and saw Gungnir sicking through him. Valcalmly walked up to the defeated god and pulled the spear free, as Odin slumped to the ground. Loki climbed to his feet, and kicked Odin in the face for good measure.
“Come, my love,” he said. “Let’s meet with Naar.” The two quietly left the ruins of Valhalla. After they had gone, Odin painfully climbed back to his feet, clutching his open wound. Had the spear been a millimeter to the left, he would have been dead.
Naar twirled out of the way of Kai’s blast. The attack ran into Lone Wolf instead, knockng the Kai Lord into the wall. Naar turned his attention to Galloway, his black sword raised. Galloway lunged again, only to get knocked away with a backhand. Naar charged forward, and struck the wall above Galloway, knocking several layers of brick loose. The debris fell onto Galloway, burying him completely.
Kai immediately ran his sword through Naar, only to be grabbed and thrown off like a rag doll. Naar ripped Kai’s sword out and threw it back at the god. “It’s over,” said the dark god.
Suddenly, a bright yellow light flashed from beneath the bricks. Galloway, now a SSJ, blew through the debris. Naar looked at the saiyan, at first with shock, but then grinned under his black helm. “Thank you, mortal. You just made this easy.”
He raised his hand, and a beam of energy ripped into Galloway, sending him into convulsions. After about five seconds, the beam dissapeared, and Galloway fell to the ground, normal once again.
Naar looked down at Kai, then vanished into the shadows. Galloway slowly climbed do his feet, barely breathing. Kai looked at him with a mixture of horror and elation.
The massive army withdrew through the shadow gates. Naar and Loki both looked back a the carnage and destruction. Only a handful of their numbers had fallen, while only a handful of gods remained to oppose them. Satisfied, they withdrew from the battlefield, Valkyrie Esker still in tow.
Galloway woke up in the monastary medical room. Lone Wolf and Kai both stood above him, shaking their heads. “Galloway, we have some unfortunate news,” said Lone Wolf.
“…What?” said Galloway.
“When Naar attacked you, he altered your ki, in such a way that it would greatly reduce your strength. This whole thing was a plan to humiliate you.”
“What the hell are you talking about?” Galloway jumped to his feet, aimed his hand, and fired a succesful energy blast. The fireball still blew the wall down, as planned. He then activated his Kaioken, and took it all the way to twenty. Still no problem.
Then he tried to go SSJ. And was suddenly frozen. “That’s what happened,” said Kai. “Naar’s attack was subtle enough to allow you normal ki control, but take away your most powerful form.”
“You…you mean…” stuttered Galloway.
“That’s right,” said Lone Wolf. “You are a Super Saiyan no more.”
Deep within RPGC, Sir Percival was riding past the many forests when he felt something beckoning from within. Curious, he drew his sword, dismounted his horse, and walked into the forest.
THE END OF PART 7
That accursed Naar! His army has destroyed the heavens, slaughtered the gods, and rendered Galloway a regular saiyan! What is his next plan? What are the others up to? Who- or what- is in that forest? And who is the fourth general? Stay tuned next time for one or two answers!
“PSh, gods are weak, who needs em. I say we attack heaven well it’s defenseless and declare ourselves the new gods, whadda ya say. Bartender another round on me.”
Oh No! Galloway has been rendered a normal saiyan ha ha!
Will Naar be defeated in time to save the world ha ha?
Tune in next time to find out ha ha!
Ah, the forest! In mediaeval romance, almost always the begining of a grand quest or adventure!
I liked the “All right, I’ll have the cookies, but THEN I’ll kill you!” bit. Also, it looks like we’re finally getting rid of some of that Marty-Stuishness, huh? :3
Yep, I’m trying to wash my Gary Stu-ness off like a bad smell. It’s probably for the best.
Galloway’s now just a normal Saiyan (if there even is such a thing). Great, there goes one of our strongest physical warriors.
Now I confess that I am not well acquainted with the Dragonball Z series. Exactly what are saiyans and super saiyans, and what sorts of powers do they have? All I know is that they are godlike or something…