The Final Saga

The Final Saga part 113: Between the Gray
By d_Galloway

Weiila’s angelic doppleganger was the first to speak. “Hello…Weiila.”

Weiila took a few steps back, eyeing the suspicious stranger every inch of the way. Her lips were quivering, every inch of her body shaking uncontrollably. Before, she was scared; now, she was filled with nothing but terror. “You…stay away…”

Anja stood in place, her cold, impersonal gaze seemingly piercing into Weiila’s soul, and at the same time reflecting what it saw. “You knew this day would come. We have been two souls, sharing the same body. This can no longer continue. For the sake of-”

“Fuck the speeches!” shouted Weiila. “I’m not letting you take over! This is my body!”

Anja raised a single hand, pointing her index finger right between Weiila’s eyes. “No…it is <i>our</i> body. I wanted to experience the mortal world. Ilmatar had me sent back, to when you were conceived. You were created specifically to suit their purposes, to keep me alive until I was needed. That time is now…”

“No, no, no!” shouted Weiila. “I’m not buying that bullshit! I may have been you once, but that was a LONG time ago! I’m-”

Anja suddenly flew forward, grabbing Weiila from the shoulders. The angel made a move to pull loose, but suddenly stopped, feeling a strange comfort from the touch. “RPGC is not the only place in danger today. Your world is not the only world in danger. Only you can end this conflict. But you cannot do this unless you face the grim reality. You must embrace what you…”

Weiila shook her head. “Just save it, okay.” She looked away from the figure, contemplating her severe situation. On the one hand, she knew this was the only way to save everyone, to stop the war, to bring Naar down. Besides, it wouldn’t be technically like dying; after all, this <i>was</i> who she really is, on the inside. But, if she indulged in this power, used it beyond the parameters of even gifted white magic usage, would she be…

“Just…promise me something,” she muttered. “Don’t let this hurt.”


Finally, after several minutes of bloodshed and carnage, the last member of RPGC fell, cleaved right between the eyes by a man-sized battle-axe. A roar of triumph erupted from the victorious Norse Gods; at last, they had achieved a total victory over the very forces that threatened their existence.

Meanwhile, from the rafters, Mox watched the spectacle, his expression a mixture of surprise, regret, and a sick sense of joy. Then he saw that two…particular members were not amongst the heaping piles of dead. “Fuck, there goes my revenge,” he whispered. Pulling himself against the wall, he slid back into the shadows to wait for his cue. “Oh, well. Business before pleasure, and all that junk.”


A mere second after Weiila had picked up the orb, there was an enormous flash of light, engulfing nearly every inch of the Heavens. Nelimar and Alternate Poke were quickly pushed away from the explosion’s source, barely managing to keep from being blown miles into the distance. When the light finally dissipated, there was total silence for several seconds. Finally, Nel broke the tension with one word:

“Wha-?”

Where Weiila had once been a pitiful child, now stood a far more menacing, more authoratative, more <i>powerful</i> angelic being. Weiila’s old brown dress returned, but was far more low-cut than before, revealing a significant amount of previously unseen skin. Her body was covered with trails of glowing markings, forming a perfect loop down every inch of her form. Her wings were seemingly larger and more fully developed, creating significant gusts with every flap.

The greatest change, however, was with her face. She still <i>looked</i> like Weiila, to be sure, but there was something considerably off. Her eyes, once full of life, were now distant and emotionless, regarding the two before her with a strange sense of inferiority and contempt. Her lips were curled into a permanent scowl, her hands gripped as if holding an invisible weapon. Even her mere presence seemed to exude untold strength; Nel and Alternate Poke were barely able to keep standing in front of her.

Weiila glanced down at her new form, stretching her limbs as if she had just woken from a long sleep. “…Okay, the markings are going first thing.”

Alternate Poke stammered. “Weiila…My god, what happened to you?”

Weiila didn’t even look at him when she responded, her voice as cold as her gaze. “I am Anja. I am Weiila. We are one again.” Finally prying herself away from the new look, she saw Wilfredo Martinez’s motionless body. “Martinez…get up. You have a lot of work ahead of you.”

Suddenly, Wil shot to his feet, no evidence of his mortal wounds remaining. “Wh-What the…Weiila! When did THAT happen?!”

Weiila didn’t give any cue that she was even listening; she simply pushed Wil to the side and flew towards Valhalla’s entrance. “It is almost done,” she whispered, apparently to no one in particular. “Now, I have some payback to dispense…”


Odin strode confidently into the blood-soaked hall, his eye glimmering with pride at the gory sight before him. The additional gods and goddesses quickly knelt before him, their bodies covered in severed flesh, entrails, and sinew, their weapons drenched from tip to end with the crimson fluids of their victims. There was nary a scratch on any of his fellows, further hightening his nearly-engulfing pride.

“AT LAST!” he shouted, the halls of Valhalla bellowing under the force of his voice. “The threat is gone! Their deaths will serve as a warning to the other mortals. The old gods are back, and-”

The massive gates of Valhalla, which had been previously sealed to keep anyone from escaping, were suddenly blown clean off their hinges, sending pieces of wood and metal flying in every direction. Even Mox, from his elevated position, had to cover his body to keep from being impaled. The explosion was followed by a sea of light that blinded everyone that could still physically see. Within the field of brightness strode Weiila, her cold gaze melted into a seething rage.

“Wh-Who…” stammered Odin. For the first time in an eternity, he had faced something he <i>didn’t</i> forsee; for the first time, he felt real fear. “What are you, wench?!”

Weiila’s left hand shot up at once, pure energy crackling from her fingertips. A ball of power flew from her palm, crashing into Odin, sending him smashing into the far wall. The force of the blow shook the hall’s foundations, causing pieces of wood, brick, and debris to shake loose and fall from the ceiling and pillars. The other Norse gods and goddesses gathered around their stunned leader, ready to fight this new opponent to the death.

To their surprise, however, she was more focused on the pile of carnage lying at her angelic feet. Her hands and arms were suddenly covered with a bluish light, coupled with what seemed like a disembodied choir singing a Finnish chant. Another wave of light erupted from her very being, and when it dissipated, to the gods’ sheer horror, the RPGCers were alive once more, completely unharmed and ready for battle.

A cruel smirk spread across the angel’s face. “Your move, Odin.”

The king of the norse gods pushed aside his protectors and charged at Weiila. The RPGCers, although alive again, were still too disoriented to intercede, leaving the goddess at her rival’s mercy. To everyone’s surprise, however, it was <i>Weiila</i> that struck the first, and ironically last blow, slamming Odin to the ground with a shoryuken-style uppercut to the chin.

The scene was completely silent, nobody daring to move a muscle for fear of angering the two immortals. “Look at you, Odin. Did you really think the future was yours to see, to command?”

“I never presumed to control the future, whore,” grumbled Odin, slowly pulling himself to his feet. “Fate is fate; it can never be changed or avoided. Or at least, so I thought…”

“Okay…I’m lost,” muttered Yar.

“The visions changed, didn’t they?” said Weiila. “You became aware of changes in the timeline, and exploited them. And you didn’t do it alone…”

All eyes were suddenly cast on Odin, filled with a mixture of confusion, inquiry, judgement, or resentmnet. “It…It is true,” stammared the god. “I knew our death would come not from Ragnarok, but from being forgotten, consigned to a footnote in the history of Midgard. Naar offered a means around this, a way to avoid fate, to slip us outside of the time stream and ensure our continued existence.”

“And…you joined that fiend?” said Lenneth.

“It was a temporary alliance, nothing more!” said Odin. “But it did not work. We escaped our initial destruction, joining the other gods here. Still, the visions did not cease, and I knew I had to MAKE the mortals remember, to instill fear of us-”

Weiila slapped Odin across the face, electing a collective gasp from the entire audience. “That’s why you tricked Robyn? Why you used her as your little chess piece? In Ukko’s name, do you have ANY IDEA OF THE TORTURE YOU HAVE UNLEASHED?!”

“It doesn’t matter,” snapped Odin. “Somehow, you have won. You’ve beaten me at my own game, little angel. Imagine, two immortal souls, finding a way to escape their own deaths.” A small smile crept across the god’s face. “Imagine what we can do together.”

Weiila was about to return the favor, when she suddenly caught something Odin had said. “Two immortal souls, finding a way to escape their own deaths…”

Odin suddenly screamed in pain, as a red blade struck clear through his body and impaled itself on the stone floor. The blade suddenly rose back up, spun about, and raced back towards the rafters, cleaving Odin’s head in half along the way. An all-too-familiar figure grabbed the gore-soaked blade upon its return: Mox. The demon examined the bloodied blade with mock inquisitiveness, before turning his attention back to Weiila. “I hope I wasn’t acting out of step, my dear! And look, there’s enough room left for YOUR blood, honey!”

THE END OF PART 113
Next time: Wilfredo and Percival face Mox. Meanwhile, Galloway and Lone Wolf babysit two adults. (And no, that last one is NOT something deranged, you sick bastards!)

Okay, chapter 113 is done.

The Final Saga part 114: Ragnarok Blindside
By d_Galloway

With a growling cackle, Mox leaped from the rafters, aiming his decent squarely at Weiila’s head. The death of her father still fresh in her mind, the goddess made no attempt to dodge; she simply waited for Mox to get in range for the mother of all smitings. In the confusion, an order raised from Freya’s drenched throat: “Destroy the mortals! Follow Odin’s final orders!” The gods, still stupified by the sight of their powerful All-Father destroyed, immediately followed suit, turning towards RPGC in an obvious attempt to finish them once and for all.

Within the space of those three seconds, Mox was only a few feet from Weiila. The angel was powering some sort of energy around her hands, her eyes filled with nothing but intense hatred and anger. It was only mere moments from an epic struggle, one that would shake the very foundations of all universes. At long last, a battle that had been anticipated since Mox first chibified Weiila back in 2001! Finally, it would-

A blast of wind suddenly pushed Mox away from Weiila, toppling the mage into a statue of a nameless warrior. The stone artifact broke away immediately, crumbling from the massive force exerted upon it, and buried the demon underneath nearly a ton of pure stone. Snapping around, Weiila saw a sneering Wilfredo Martinez, staff raised, mouth already preparing to shout out his next move. In her mixture of confusion and rage, she did not notice Mox smashing loose of the rubble and throwing a black, glowing dagger…

The projectile was immediately intercepted by Percival’s sword. The dagger shattered upon impact with the sacred blade, its evil no match for the holiness that constituted the Paladin’s aura. Cursing under his breath, Mox raised his fiery red blade once again and leaped forward, screaming an alien battle-cry as he did so. Both weapons collided in a shower of sparks and scratches, their wielders straining under the pressure they exerted upon each other. Finally, neither could continue, and pulled back from the conflict.

“What are you doing!” shouted Weiila. “This vermin is mine!”

“He attacked me in the forest,” said Percival. “He nearly killed me. His very actions are as black and empty as his soul. As I swore over a millenia before, I shall cleanse this evil from the face of the multiverse!”

“He tried to destroy the Gatekeepers,” said Wilfredo. “He’s proven to be nothing more than a dangerous lunatic. Before we can hope to defeat Naar, we must crush this bastard once and for all!”

Mox mocked a small yawn, cocking his eyebrow as he did so. “Come on, already! Sheesh, if I wanted a damn speech I would have slaughtered an anime dimension!”

Weiila moved to say something, but Wil grabbed her by the shoulder and turned her until her eyes locked with his. Once, this would have been soothing, perhaps even friendly; now, however, the two were practically complete strangers. “Weiila, or whoever you are now, you need to save everyone else here. Stop the Norse gods, and leave Mox to us.”

“But-”

“Please, as a friend, just…save everyone.” Martinez’s voice was strained and subdued, as if he was trying to hold something back. Finally giving in, Weiila turned her attention back to the battle behind her. The warrior and the wizard, meanwhile, geared themselves for what would become the most hard-fought battle of their lives.


Lone Wolf opened his mouth to say something to the old man, but the visage vanished before even a peep could emerge. Judging by his face, however, it was not going to be a pleasant greeting. “That confounded fool! He’ll be the death of us all!”

“Look, I REALLY don’t know what’s going on here,” said Galloway. “But weren’t we just about to rush to our deaths or something?”

“Change of plans,” said Lone Wolf. “That old fool told me everything. Time itself has been altered irrevocably, and perhaps to our favor. Whereas before we were doomed, now we may actually win!”

Galloway started to raise is hands in a cheer, but stopped when he caught onto the gist of the sentence. “Wait…you mean you KNEW we were gonna lose the WHOLE FUCKING TIME?!”

“I knew it was a strong chance,” said Lone Wolf. “After our deaths, Kai and Ishir would have finally emerged and destroyed Naar once and for all. Then, the power of the Lorestones would have been used to purify all evil across the Multiverse. Now, however, nothing is certain.”

The saiyan was preparing a long string of explicitives when he heard the sound of metal clanging against a softer metal, followed by several gunshots. The two Kai Lords followed the sound to the bunker’s medical room, just as a bullet shot through the reinforced doors and embedded itself in the far wall. Before their lives would be endangered any farther, Lone Wolf utilized his Telekinesis Kai Discipline to rip the door off its hinges and fling it across the room; the barrier collapsed right next to the bullet.

Inside, Yellow Tiger had F. Galloway in a headlock, a strongly futuristic pistol aimed at the top of the clone’s head. Galloway fired a small ki blast at Tiger’s hand, knocking the gun loose, while Lone Wolf used his Camoflauge and Hunting disciplines to sneak up on and separate the two girls. Realizing they were at least closed to meeting their equals, the robot and the disturbing science experiment turned their backs to each other.


The battle’s first blows were hardly noteworthy, in that they were horribly one sided. Despite being outnumbered two-to-one, Mox was able to slam Wilfredo head-first through a nearby set of double doors. The newly revealed chamber turned out to be none other than Odin’s feast-room itself, filled with countless impossibly-long wooden tables, intricate tapestries depicting grand mortal and immortal battles, nearly every kind of weapon imaginable, and most of all, a large throne situated in the back of the chamber.

Wil’s descent was quickly followed by Percival being blown into the chamber on a large fireball. Despite the immense heat and searing flames, the knight was not badly damaged. Both heroes stood just as Mox sprang forward, a cruel sneer plastered on his face as if his muscles were forever locked. Percival moved to intercept the attack, but the demon suddenly twisted around and lunged at the still-recovered Martinez. The mage managed to deflect an initial sword strike with a Barrier spell, but Mox immediately followed up with a straight cross to the cheek, flattening his opponent like a sack of potatoes.

Percival slashed with the speed and grace of an eagle, but the ancient fiend managed to grab his opponent’s arm and push him back, all without taking his eyes off the mage. Before the ancient warrior could recover, Mox casted a Gravity spell, lifting the helpless knight off his feet before unceremoniously hurling him right through one of the tables…HORIZONTALY.

“Did you REALLY think you could win?!” shouted Mox. Wil hurled a series of Ultimas, Firagas, Blizzagas, ANYTHINGagas, only for the demon to absorb them all with a Shell spell. “Unlike you, Wilfredo, I did not place my magic skills over my physical form! I can beat you down before you can mutter a single curse!” Percival grabbed a hanging spear and hurled it at Mox, but the demon reflected it back using only an outstretched hand. The knight barely managed to duck as the weapon embedded itself. “And YOU, foolish knight. Did you think your martial skills could defeat my magic? I do not need brawn to destroy one such as you!”

As the two limped and crawled towards each other, Mox continued to indulge in the grand art of monologuing. “And to think I slaughtered nearly an entire village before I got here! Why, I even took out my inbred grandson…that I somewhat created in order to enter the hardcore porn market. BUT, now you can see why <b>I</b> will become-”

Wil leaned towards Percival, the two sitting back-to-back. “Look, I have an idea. It’s a long shot, but…”


After nearly ten minutes of non-stop speaking, Mox finally turned his attention back to his hapless victims…only to see them standing tall and firm, with a closed jar labeled “Honey.” The demon immediately started laughing, seemingly overcome with the terrible strategy his enemies had devised. “Did you think that would work TWICE? Come on, people!”

Just as he started another monologue, Percival hurled the jar at the vile being. The jar’s glass frame shattered upon impact, covered Mox with the sticky yellow substance. Just as the mage began to wipe the substance away, Wil jumped to the side and shouted out the most disorienting spell he knew. Just as Mox began to chant some counter, a swarm of angry bees descended upon him, determined to slaughter the “thief” before them.

After several agonizing minutes, the bees parted, revealing Mox’s heavily wounded face. It looked less like a head and more like a bumb-covered Nerf ball, with nearly every inch of skin covered with bee stings. Screaming in pain and unholy rage, Mox raised his hands to wipe Wilfredo off the face of the multiverse…but stopped when he saw Percival descending from the heavens like an avenging angel, sword raised in a beautiful prelude to unholy slaughter.

All Mox could do was stare helplessly as the blade dug into his forehead, slowly cleaving down his body until both halves of his former form fell apart in a fountain of blood and gore. Percival and Wil stared at the sight, unable to move a finger out of sheer surprise. Finally, what was left of Mox vanished, and the air suddenly felt less dense, as if a foul presence had suddenly been seized away.


Mox suddenly reappeared in his frozen domain, doubled over on his knees in absolute agony. For the first time in years, he was completely caught off-guard. He had seen his doom coming, he knew Percival’s sword could destroy him. But somehow, he had returned to Hell, not as a disembodied soul, but still in his physical form. He could even feel his power slowly returning as he drew the pure evil and suffering that rose all around him. The only missing artifact was his sword, no doubt still in Odin’s hall.

The cruel smirk returned. “At last, I am ready. I will have my revenge. I will have my power. And I will be immortal!” He screamed at the sightless heavens above. “LOOK OUT, WORLD! Morgan Orsland Xian is going to show you the TRUE meaning of evil!”

THE END OF PART 114
Next time: The wrap-up. Plus, beer is good for you.

The Final Saga part 115: Downfall
By d_Galloway

Percival and Wil expected to see a spectacle of blood and gore when they re-entered the former battlefield. Instead, they saw Norse gods and RPGCers alike held at opposite ends, a silent Weiila hovering in the center. The two opened their mouths to say something, but were immediately thrown into the RPGC corner by an unseen force.

“I take it Mox is gone,” said Weiila. “Then we won’t have any more interruptions.”


Naar sat on his black throne, head bowed, his eyes completely lost in the inky blackness beneath his helmet. Not a soul lay around him, not Belladonna, not Snuggles, not even the lowliest Giak servant. An obsidian goblet rest in one hand, from which he took irregular sips. His black sword lay propped on his throne’s left arm, forever ready to be drawn at a moment’s notice. The only noise to be heard was the occasional humming of the workrooms beneath his chambers, as well as the endless wails of tortured souls from the deepest pits of his dungeons.

The morbid reverie was broken when the throne room’s doors creaked open, revealing the form of Belladonna. Her body was completely wrapped in a black cloak, her hands clutching a dusty yellow envelope. She approached Naar, not with her usual amorous glee, but with trepidation. She knew what this was about.

“You summoned me, my lord?”

Naar slowly set the goblet to the floor and took hold of his sword. Belladonna could recognize the slow, ritualistic movements he used. She was like a prisoner moving to her place of execution. And Naar, the being she loved more than life itself, was rearing himself to be her dispatcher. She gulped audially, her hands trembled, and sweat beaded down her forehead.

The dark god moved from his throne, slowly approaching the kneeling, pitiful figure before him. “Belladonna, you have served me well for years. Even during my regeneration, you continued to conquer worlds in my name. You were instrumental in my return to this world. You even obtained my blade after the deceptful Dr. Kaizer stole it from my resting place. And yet…you have been hiding something.”

“Something…my lord?”

Naar now began to slowly circle behind Belladonna. “Yes, something…like the Galloway child.” It took every last bit of strength on the saiyan’s part to keep from chocking on his words. “Do you think I did not notice your little trips into the future? Or how you tried to set her upon that curr Lone Wolf? And did you ever believe I did not watch you try to warn her?”

“My lord…I-”

Naar’s gauntlet latched onto Belladonna’s hair, pulling her head back and leveling her eyes with his. “What do you think you are trying to accomplish? She is a Kai Lord. She is the enemy of our empire. Her kind do not deserve understanding; they deserve destruction. And that, they shall receive. All enemies of my will…” He raised his blade in preparation to strike. “Shall receive this fate.”

Belladonna closed her eyes, tears streaming down her cheeks. The sound of steel meeting air came, followed by the sickening crunch of steel cutting into flesh. The saiyan gasped, preparing her head for its inevitable descent…

Then she heard the sound of something round smash into the floor and bounce briefly. Naar released his vice-like grip, sending the witch lurching forward onto her hands. She finally looked to her left, and saw a Giak’s body, its head lying several feet away. The dark god grabbed her arm and helped her to her feet, his eyes no longer locked on anything in particular. “I am sorry such a demonstration was necessary, but you must this clearly. You are to no longer contact this child. She will soon be dealt with, as will the rest of the Kai. You are dismissed.”

With that last huff, Naar moved back to his throne, while Belladonna rushed out as quickly as possible. The dark god sat on his throne and looked upon the dead Giak. “You saved her life,” he said. “Your sacrifice shall be remembered.”


Weiila finally relaxed her spectral grip on both sides. “Wish to push me further, anyone?!” she shouted, in a voice that seemed to reflect multiple wills. No one, not even the mightest Norse god, dared to raise their voice. “Perfect. The peace talks shall now commence.”

“Peace talks?” shouted Sin and Freya in unison.

“I have seen enough discord to fill a multitude of lifetimes. I wish only to bring some sense of peace to this universe, nothing more. If I am to accomplish this, you must begin to talk rather than fight. Dare to question me again, and I will not be so pleasant next time.”

She turned to the Norse gods. “You have been misled by a dead tyrant. If you wish to make penance, you will aid us in defeating Naar and banishing his essence for all eternity. Only then will I release you from my service.”

She turned to the RPGCers. “I have witnessed the cruelties of your world. I shall aid you in defeating Naar, but after this, my will shall be exerted upon all the Earth. A new age of peace and prosperity will ensue. Oppose me, and your asses are MINE.”

She raised both of her hands, and the two sides suddenly began to speak in unison, as if their minds were being controlled. “We swear to oppose the God of Evil, Naar, in all his forms. We swear to follow Anjya, the Bringer of Peace, in all things. Until a universe without war is born, we shall be her eternal servants.”

Weiila’s hands lowered, and the room’s occupants fell silent. “Very good. Now, there is one last opponent to destroy.”


Galloway and Lone Wolf exited the medical room, both looking absolutely exhausted. “Well, that’s that,” said Galloway. “Those two shouldn’t give us any more trouble.”

“I have no doubt of that,” said Lone Wolf, “considering you deactivated the machine and I gave the female enough Sleeptooth to render an entire cavalry unconscious.”

“Ah, forget the details,” said Galloway. “At least there’s nothing else that can go wrong today…”

Suddenly, an explosion of bright light emerged from right in front of the two. Weiila’s new form emerged from the power’s nexus, her every inch emitting raw, unfocused power. “Weiila?” asked Galloway. “You look…different. Is that a new haircut?”

“That power!” said Lone Wolf. “By Kai, you have become your old self!”

“Not quite,” said Weiila. “That naive fool has finally realized something. To change the world, you need to use a little force.” She pointed a finger right at Galloway. “However, for suffering a thousand humiliations at your hand, she will have her revenge upon you, follower of Kai!”

THE END OF PART 115
Next time: Galloway vs. Weiila? Who will emerge alive?
Plus, drink lots of beer. It’s good for you. Really. You don’t need that lousy liver, anyway!

Update tomorrow! And after that…

The Beginning of the End.

Note: This was going to be the update, but I’m trying to figure out how I’m going to finish this chapter. Seems I kinda wrote myself into a corner. Oh well, them’s the breaks.

And fun fact: There’s enough fat and preservatives in a single fast food french fry to power a small town.

The Final Saga part 116: Divine Intervention
By d_Galloway

Weiila suddenly broke into a bout of villainous laughter, allowing Galloway and Lone Wolf a chance to wrestle, subdue and sedate her…

Then Galloway snapped out of his dream, and saw that Weiila had suddenly decided to make everyone tea and cookies. Even Naar was joining in on the little party, with Belladonna bringing plenty of beautiful roses and scented candles…

Then Galloway snapped out of his other dream, and saw a very pissed-off Weiila still staring at him. “Damn it, why do my dreams always make me either make me out to be a badass or question my sexuality?” Weiila and Lone Wolf exchanged a confused glance, shrugged, and turned their attention back to the red-haired saiyan.


Inside the Black Mage village, there was nothing resembling hope, or life for that matter. The villagers had already been herded into the abandoned camps just outside of the town, awaiting judgment by the same overlord they had so admired for countless generations. The rotting viking carcasses continued to patrol the dead streets, watching out for any sort of remaining stowaways or refugees.

Needless to say, they got bored pretty quickly. Which makes it no surprise that they had resorted to fighting amongst each other within ten seconds. The only thing that kept the Black Mages from uprising in the middle of this bastardized Valhalla was their leader’s madness, coupled with an inability to reason out why Mox was betraying them. In fact, many still believed, for whatever reason, that their captor was actually trying to SAVE them from something…

The city square was suddenly enveloped in a massive explosion of fire and brimstone. When it dissipated, Mox stood at the storm’s apex, the ground littered with the still-moving remains of hapless guards. The demon groaned and rubbed his forehead at the sight. “By all things evil, I leave you alone for five minutes…”


Weiila snapped her fingers, the sound echoing through the bunker with an almost unnatural intensity. Galloway was suddenly hurled in front of his formerly angelic companion, collapsing on his hands and knees. Lone Wolf attempted to move to assist his student, but suddenly found himself completely unable to move. There was the sound of a scuffle in the next room, but nobody really paid much heed to the noise.

Galloway reacted just like everyone who had been threatened by a supernatural being, with the exception of Captain Kirk: he begged like a little baby. “Please, Weiila! God damn it, I was only trying to help all those times! I didn’t even know you were cursed! PLEASE DON’T KILL ME!”

“Silence!” Weiila’s command caused the entire chamber to buckle, as if suddenly besieged by an internal hurricane. “You deserve everything that’s coming to you!” The Goddess’ arms pulled back, pulsating with unholy fury coupled with years of pent-up aggression. The entire universe seemed to pause for one single instant…

Just as Weiila smacked Galloway across the face so hard, the saiyan was sent flying face-first into a nearby steel wall. “…That’s that,” she said. “Now, Lone Wolf, we have some big problems ahead.”


(the rest will be up tomorrow)

Good story so far. Been awhile since I really been on this forum. I’ve lurked from time to time but nothing more. Sorry about not giving this story the good reviews it deserves.

Naar stared out across the dark, craggy plane that he called his domain. A million souls lay below, sharpening their weapons for the oncoming invasion. Their forms spanned the very narrows of mortal imagination, some barely passable as human, and others twisted and deformed beyond all possible recognition. Helghasts and Vordaks stood alongside Drakkarim and Giaks, deranged sorcerers preparing their magics as warriors practiced combat drills. It was an awe-inspiring site to behold.

Naar could almost feel a cold tear inside his helmet. His army was mobilizing far quicker than he could have ever anticipated. Soon, they would be ready to strike the last blows against RPGC.


Loki finally strolled into the halls of Valhalla. “Honey, I’m home!”

His pathetic attempt at a joke was met with silence from the still-mesmerized Norse gods and RPGCers. The trickster god looked about in a slight panic, unsure of exactly how to make out this scene. That was when he saw his adopted brother’s corpse, still bleeding on the stone steps of the hall. For the briefest of moments, Loki was struck aback, unable to comprehend the sight before him. His brother, the one who had banished him…

The one he had sworn to exact vengeance upon…

Dead.

Then he remembered why he was so late to the battle to begin with. A quick scan of RPGC’s numbers revealed Blade, frozen in mid-attack. With but a few whispers from Loki’s lips, events that would decide the fate of the multiverse were set in motion…


“Look, I have everyone under control for now,” said Weiila. “I cannot guarantee I will much longer. As we are now, we may stand a chance of stopping Naar. All I need to do is-”

Lone Wolf’s hands suddenly flew up, his face twisting in cautious alarm. “Weiila, do you truly think you can destroy Naar on your own? Surely you can’t be serious.”

“I never joke about things like this,” said Weiila. “I was able to defeat Odin-”

“No doubt out of sheer surprise.”

“I was able to mind control both sides of a battle-”

“Naar’s forces cannot be controlled by any other than him.”

“AND I was able to beat Galloway’s ass!”

“That’s hardly an accomplishment.”

Weiila suddenly summoned her old whip and cracked it across Lone Wolf’s face. “No more of this backtalk! Just point me to Naar’s throat. He’ll be-”

Suddenly, Loki appeared in the Task Force HQ, panting heavily. “Lord and lady! I know where Mox can be found!”

Weiila scoffed at the god’s presence. “Mox is dead. Wil and Percival saw to that. I even-”

“Tried to scatter his remains across the multiverse, right?!” said Loki. “Sounds like something my brother would have done. The point is, it didn’t work.” Weiila’s eyebrows nearly sprung from her skull. “He pulled himself back together somehow! He’s got Nyarlathotep! He has an entire section of Hell at his command! And now he’s taken over the Black Mage Village!”

Galloway suddenly shot back to consciousness. “The Black Mage Village?! Then…that means…”

“Meliah,” whispered Weiila. She suddenly turned to Lone Wolf, fire burning in her eyes. “Change of plans, blondy! We’re taking care of Mr. Xian once and for all.”

THE END OF PART 116

Next time: Weiila, Galloway, F. Galloway, Tiger, and Lone Wolf vs. Mox. Plus, what is Loki’s plan? Who really cares anyway?

The Final Saga part 117: Great Minds Don’t Think Alike
By d_Galloway

Weiila unfurled a map of the Black Mage Village and its surrounding forests and regions. The entire parchment covered only a fourth of the table, and yet was so intricate and spelled-out that it could have very well been the size of an entire war room. Loki stood in the background, muttering something and rubbing his hands in a purely non-evil manner. Lone Wolf quickly took to studying the map, hunching over the table and running up and down specific areas with his index finger. F. Galloway and Tiger sat at one end, not even bothering to look at each other. Galloway was positioned in the middle, as more or less a human shield.

After several agonizingly quiet minutes, Lone Wolf finally leaned back and cleared his throat. “According to this, there are two main gates into the village itself; one from the forests to the south, and one from the cliffs to the east. Of those, the most viable approach is from the forest. We’ll have some cover to sneak around the side of the village, and then-”

“Don’t you think they’d be expecting that?” said F. Galloway. She pointed to a small outcropping near the cliffs. “We go in here, we cut our way through their rear. Bam, village saved.”

“There’s something else, it seems,” said Weiila. “According to Loki, they’ve placed the villagers here…and here.” She pointed to two small buildings on opposite sides of the village. “The minute they realize something’s wrong, they’re bound to start killing hostages. We should focus on saving them first, and THEN gutting Mox like a fish.”

“You’re all a bunch of ditzes,” said Tiger. “You really think we can save everyone in that village? Most of them are probably dead, anyway! Just torch the whole place, and pick off anyone that tries to escape!”

The once-civil discussion quickly erupted into a full-scale battle…


After several minutes of standing completely frozen, the forces of RPGC and the Norse gods suddenly found themselves animated once again. Both sides quickly steeled themselves for another round of combat, but strangely, nothing came. No blows were struck, no swords were raised, no guns were fired. It was just an uneasy silence, coupled with a strange sense of enlightenment and dread.

Freya approached Sinistral, her gaze drilling into him with an unnatural fury. “Sinistral, is it? We have much to talk about.”

“You mean, about Weiila going postal and taking control of everyone?” said Sin. “’'Cause trust me, she was just a ticking time bomb-”

“No, you weak little man,” said Freya. “She was right. We will always mourn for Odin’s death, but she spoke truth of his plans. We…head no right to fight against the passage of time.” She turned to Val, the former warrior-goddess impatiently sharpening Gungnir. “And Robyn…'tis our fault you lost everything you ever loved.” Her gaze returned to Sin. “Can you…accept us as allies?”

Sin turned back to Esker. “Only if she says yes. And believe me, she wouldn’t-”

“Yes.”

Nearly everyone in RPGC suddenly did an anime fall. The Norse gods began to murmur amongst themselves at Val’s sudden outburst. Even Freya looked nonplussed. “W-What?!”

Val walked up to Freya, stopping only when they were facing eye-to-eye, Gungnir pointed dangerously at her throat. “Don’t take it the wrong way. I hate you, Freya. You betrayed me, you betrayed my family, and you even betrayed my allies. Odin’s little game turned me into a walking tool for…whatever it is you wanted. I will never forgive you for as long as I live.” She suddenly backed away from the goddess, although whether it was out of concern or fear that she might run her neck through with her polearm could never be discerned.

“But on the other hand, we need all the help we can get. We can’t rely on catgirls with bazookas all the time, now can we?” kiro shouted something in the back, but nobody really paid enough attention to hear what she said. “Sin, we might want to start getting out of here. I’ve had enough of this place for a hundred lifetimes.”


Even as the war in the Heavens was cooling down, the war in the bunker was growing worse. Lone Wolf chided F. Galloway’s cliff suggestion, prompting her to ask if he would have accepted the same thing from the male Galloway. When the Kai Lord didn’t respond promptly, the next series of words were four-letter words so explicit that they dare not be recorded here. Yellow Tiger followed this retort with her own series of insults and jabs, calling everyone else in the room weakhearted, taunting them for not taking every necessary step to ensure victory, etc. Weiila thought about trying to break things up, before realizing such a thing was pointless and jumping in on her own will.

“Would you stop this, all of you?!” shouted Loki. The entire room, having forgotten that the former giant was still there, fell silent and returned to their seats. “Where will this…bickering get you? I second the cliffs approach, but moving up across the side and launching a two-pronged assault from the edge of the forest. The undead are not wise; they will be unable to respond until it is too late. And if you will excuse me, I have other things to attend to.” And with a huff, he waltzed out the front door and out of their lives for the rest of the battle.

THE END OF PART 117
Next time: War Zone!

Update tomorrow.

EDIT: Sorry, not tonight. I’ll try again tomorrow. I’ve just been having a rather shitty day.

WARNING: Wierd Chapter Ahead!

I don’t know what to say: I just decided to get all…artsy all of a sudden. So, anyway, enjoy your crappy fanfiction!


The Final Saga part 118: Into the Heart of Evil
By d_Galloway

EPISODE ONE: Mox

Mox knew they would be coming. It was only a matter of time before those blasted…heroes, for lack of a better term, would be attacking his village. These skeletons and stray demons he had recruited were no match for an assault, especially if that blasted Kai Lord and his “double damage to undead” sword were somehow involved. He had no doubt he would dispatch them, of course, but that wasn’t the issue.

It was that they had dared to attack him <i>now</i>. He had engineered quite the escape from Hell, even if it was by pure chance. He had managed to kill not one but TWO gods, even if he was defeated by mere mortals time and again. He had nearly slain Galloway repeatedly; who cared that Saiyans got stronger as they survived fatal attacks, or that he had been humiliated time and again since then? He was Morgan, heir of the House of Xian, and he would not let some peasant scum-

His thoughts suddenly changed as he heard the sound of battle coming from the cliffs. His guards charged towards the bluffs, only for another clash to begin at the edge of the bordering forest. Drawing his fiery blade, Mox prepared to move against the forest attackers…only to find himself suddenly standing before Naar. He knew not how the dark being had found him here, or why he had come, but-

Suddenly, he found himself back in the Black Mage Village. His head reeled like a drunken driver, his vision blurred and zoned out as if he was high. The skeletons lay about in heaps, his last few defenders crumbling against the vicious assaults. Galloway and Weiila were already standing before him, with angry giant, android bitch, crazy she-male, and Beachbum quickly approaching them.

Mox managed a small smile. “Hello…Galloway, Weiila.”

The saiyan didn’t say anything; he simply raised his golden blade and charged forward. Mox cursed himself for his foolishness and the blade ripped right into him, nearly slicing his torso clean in half. He had expected some sort of speech, some meaningless monologue. He wasn’t expecting a saiyan to actually DO something! The following blast of holy magic from the angel bitch didn’t help, either.

With a final curse, Mox Warped himself out of the village, right back into Hell. Nyarlatothep was there, of course, still chained to the wall next to his throne. And at last, he had found what he needed to finish his quest. Soon…he would be the dark god.

He would be the real force of evil in the universe.


EPISODE TWO: Loki

I’ve been quiet too long. I bid my time, allowing Galloway’s pathetic attack against Naar to take place. I suppose I was in shock at the time; I had been gone too long, and needed a guide to the modern mortal world. Considering what they’ve done with it, there’s no real need for a trickster god anymore. Then again…

Nevermind. Odin, my blood-brother, is dead. And as far as I’m concerned, this makes me the rightful heir to the throne of Asgard. Sure, I’m hiding in a forest right now, waiting to help some Kai Supreme Master and android try to kill old-fashioned viking warriors, but I will rise up…

Wait, now’s the time for the ambush. A quick jump through the brush, a few swipes here and there, maybe a little fire, and this would be over. Lone Wolf’s already working quickly; he would have made a fine member of Valhalla. The android’s moving slower…more cautiously. She is but a cowardly killer, unused to a true battle. Her body is already being torn into; I guess I’ll have to keep an eye on her. She’ll be useful, I think.

All that matters is getting these mages free, show the people of Asgard I’ve changed for the better. Then…they’ll face my vengeance. Hey, what can I say? Baldur was a dick.


EPISODE THREE: Yellow Tiger

Accessing Log…Please Stand By


Log Entry Started.

>This is my first entry in over a month. I’m still not used to this freaking thing. Is it like a blog, or a word document, or…whatever. Does it record what I’m thinking? Is it even possible for a machine to think?
>
>Lone Wolf’s plan is idiotic, to say the least. The whole reason modern warfare was invented as so you wouldn’t have to stand toe-to-toe with the enemy. You wouldn’t have to smell their breath, their sweat, their rotting toe fungus. You wouldn’t have to watch them bleed, hear them scream, listen to their cries as they died. Why are we charging into here to begin with? Nuking the village would give us a 99.99% greater chance of destroying Mox. Who cares about the civilians, the villagers, the children…
>
>The children…My god, did I do that? How could I have…
>

Accessing Mission Data: Istanbul, 2.19.05

>I did. I did it. I…I killed those…
>
>We’re charging into the battle. Keep everything in perspective, Youra. They needed a factory. Those old buildings were just in the way. They told you there was nobody living there, that they were-

Warning: Combatants approaching.
Entering Combat Mode
Alert: CPU allocation to combat mode low. Please close all unnecessary applications.

> -evicted weeks before. How could you know they had a homeless shelter there, or that the fire would reach the nursery?

Warning: Exterior hull damage at 15%

>Oh shit! Comptuer…me…whatever! Shut-

Warning: Left Arm at 60% integrity.
Energy at critical levels

>Just great. I get philosophical, and I die.
>
>No…Lone Wolf…he’s fighting them off. He killing them! I…I must be so fucking weak now. Why am I thinking about this NOW? What’s wrong with me?
>
>
>Computer, shut down the log. Allocate 80% of remaining energy to combat mode. Place remaining 20% in conservation mode.

Acknowledged
Log shutting down…


EPISODE FOUR: Naar

It doesn’t take a mere reflecting pool to tell me what Xian is planning. He wants what any powerful sorcerer truly strives for, what every mortal truly wishes for: godhood. He’s a fool if he believes I’ll let him have anything to do with my empire. A brave and capable fool, but a fool nonetheless. Still, he is but a pawn in a much larger game, one that I have been playing for a very long time.

But…are we not all pawns in one way or another? Even the gods have an origin, a single creator. The blasted All-Being, our father. The one that we had to betray to save our own existence. The one that consigned Kai and I to such remote corners of the multiverse. We…were but young fools then. At first, the war was pleasant, even a little fun. Then it dragged on, seemingly never ceasing. I would take some territory, Kai would take it back. Even with subversion and a slow, cancerous "corruption"approach, I was unable to take the key to our feud: Magnamund.

And now…the Kai Lords have come to deal with Mox. I am but a bit player in my own game, it seems. I think it’s time we cleared the board a little. Yes…

It was an easy thing, entering Mox’s feeble mind. I have done this many times, stripping the strength and sanity of those that opposed me. But this was different. Mox was arrogant and insane; he even referred to himself in the third person, the gaul. A projection of his form resides in his thoughts, confronting my own shadow with cries of defiance, of his upcoming ascension…

I can remember my own words as I vented, cursing the traitor. "You are defiant, manipulative, decisive, scheming, and above all ambitious. You have all the traits that mortals value so highly, and yet you wish to be a god. Do you know what that truly entails, weakling spellcaster? No, you do not.

"I have lived trillions of lifetimes. I have felt every sin, every evil action that could be thought done in my name. And it sickens me. Do you know why, Xian? Can your imagination sum up why a god would be depressed at his own nature? I can see you cannot. There is something you mortals possess, an attribute that I cannot replicate, that I cannot understand, but desire deeply.

“Free will. That is why I hate you, why I hate all mortals. You have a <i>choice</i> of how good or evil you wish to be. I lack this luxury! I am a God of Evil for no better reason than I was created as one! I do not wish to cause nothing but suffering. I want to bring balance to this multiverse, bring some sort of unity to everything. Instead, I only cause more destruction and chaos by butting heads with Kai! And you, YOU dare to judge ME? I despise you more than any, Mox. Your arrogance will be the undoing of everything I have worked to achieve, as well as your pathetic existence.”

I was back in my chambers mere moments later. I felt…relieved, like a large burden had been unloaded. Still, there is much to do. The Kai must fall, and Ishir must be mine.


EPISODE FIVE: Galloway

Weiila looks more beautiful than ever. I mean, wait, she tried to kill me! Why am I… Maybe if F. Galloway was a few centi- WAIT!

Gah, why am I surrounded by the two women I will NEVER get it on with!

Alright, d, keep your thoughts straight. You’re a Kai Lord full time now. You have to defeat Naar. You have to free the Black Mage Village from Mox. Weiila must avenge her father. The girl me wants nothing more than to get out of here. This means… You know, butter is funny.

Wait…back on track! The guards are just getting into position, the perfect time for an ambush. Weiila and F. Galloway are already nodding. Alright, here goes nothing…

Well, that was easy. But…I don’t know. Is this really all I’m good for now? Smacking things around with a big sword? Occasionally healing someone? I feel…conflicted, I guess. I’m a saiyan now; we commit genocide just for the hell of it and all that. But…why am I not enjoying this?

Maybe…Maybe I should just stop. I’m no hero, no savior. Wil and Mabatsekker taught me that a long time ago. I’m just a killer, a broken shell of a man. Maybe I should take up another career, like teaching or writing. Maybe I should just kill myself. Maybe I should-

Hold on, gotta kill someone. Okay, I’m back. I guess I can’t let depression and existentialism control my life. I have to just take things a day at a time, and if I end up killing everyone, so be it. At least it was my choice…

Mox is in front of Weiila and I. The others are coming in fast, but we need to deal with this now. No time for pleasant taunting or conversation, just kill the fucker and get this shit over with…

He’s…gone. My God, he just escaped! We were so close to winning, to finishing him off for good! But now he’ll just show up again for some more torment! Weiila’s eying me differently. She knows I’ve changed a bit. I’m becoming more homicidal, more evil. I can’t let this continue.

I’m a Kai Lord first, a saiyan second. No more of this.

By the way, who would win, Superman or Vegeta?

THE END OF PART 118
Next time: The long-awaited (snicker) return of Blue Robe and White Robe!

The Final Saga part 119: Fable Sucked
By d_Galloway

Minutes after Mox vanished, the battle was over. The remaining viking skeletons, unable to survive without their master’s power, crumbled into dust and faded from view. The entire party, save for Loki and Weiila, was battered and bruised, but otherwise glad to have survived such an undertaking. The villagers were still herded like cattle into the ruins of the many camps, something that the party found at least somewhat ironic.

“I’ll look for Meliah,” said Weiila. “Tiger, F. Galloway, and Loki, you guys start forming a defensive perimeter. Galloway and Lone Wolf, you guys help tend to the wounded.”

“Yes…ma’am,” muttered Galloway. Taking orders from Weiila wasn’t something he was exactly used to, even if she was a goddess…


From the distant bushes, the ageless faces of Blue Robe and White Robe watched the events in the village. “…What’s happened here?” whispered Blue Robe. “It’s them, but they look so…different.”

“We’ve been out of the loop too long,” said White Robe. “Mox is still alive, for freak’s sake! We were supposed to make sure he stayed dead!”

Blue Robe scratched his chin for several uncomfortably silent seconds, his forehead throbbing with thoughts. Finally, he hit upon something that could help them, a single thought they hadn’t even bothered to try before. “Why don’t we just…ask them what’s going on?”

White Robe locked her eyes on Blue Robe’s face, obviously showing great disdain with her older companion. “Well, DUH! I told you to do that THREE YEARS AGO, but did you listen? NOOOOOOOOOOOO! You had to be all mysterious and magical and ohhhhhhh!”

“Yeah, I guess that was-”

“And now look! Xian’s stronger than he’s ever been, our descendants are either full-blown alien pagans or ancient deities, and the Black Mages are all locked away! Now all we need is for that freaking ‘fabled prophecy’ of yours to come true, and-”

The sound of battle suddenly brought the two’s eyes back to the village proper…


(to be continued)

I didn’t want to do this, but I’m getting exhausted. Please bear with me. We’re really nearing the conclusion.

A few minutes prior, Galloway and Lone Wolf were slowly working their way through the mass of prisoners, offering whatever healing they could to the sick and injured. Weiila, meanwhile, was having a much easier time working her way through the throngs of mages; for whatever reason, some force was driving them as far away from the angel as possible (and thereby making everyone else’s life a living hell). Loki, F. Galloway and Yellow Tiger’s positions on the village outskirts fortunately distanced them from the bulk of the action.

Finally, Weiila’s eyes fell upon Meliah, huddled in a dark corner of the camp. Her eyes were glazed over, her skin completely pale, her teeth chattering, her general appearance dirty and unkempt, even compared to the others. Even the goddess was struck by the change only a few years had brought. Gone was the innocent young girl, the girl who thought of their world as a vacation spot, that tried to lead the Black Mages to a new period of prosperity. In its place was a train wreck of a living being, all traces of sanity seemingly beat out of her like a grape under a sledgehammer.

“Meliah…Meliah,” stuttered Weiila. The girl gave no reply. “Meliah…please. It’s over. Mox is gone, his army is destroyed, your people are free again. You have to take charge again.”

Meliah looked at Weiila with cold indifference. Her eyes raked her face briefly before returning to staring at nothing. Suddenly, as if out of sheer impule, Weiila clasped both hands onto Meliah’s cheeks…


Back at the front of the camp, Galloway and Lone Wolf finally emerged, gasping for air. “By Ishir, I have never healed so many at once!”

“Yeah…sorry about that,” said Galloway. “I guess we should really get me moving up from Warmarn, huh?”

Lone Wolf sat himself on a nearby piece of wood, looking over the devastation Mox had unleashed within only a short period of time. “We are facing too many threats, it seems. Our list of allies is growing ever thinner. I suppose we should-”

The Kai Supreme Master suddenly drew his axe and parried a blur of sparks. The rapid-moving shape stopped to reveal Blade, weapons drawn and readied, his eyes locked on the mages still in the camp. “So it’s true, then. My former master DID conquer this little village.”

“Briefly,” sneered Lone Wolf. “Why are you attacking us?!”

“It was…the only way to get your attention,” said Blade.

“You ever think about, oh I don’t know, TALKING?!” said Galloway. “Trust me, it works wonders.”

The small scene was suddenly interrupted by an enormous flash of light from the back of the prison camp. The blast seemed to will itself farther and farther outwards, before pulling itself into a single point in front of the three. Finally, the light vanished completely, revealing Weiila and an incredibly healthy-looking Meliah.

“Hello, queen bitch,” said Blade. Lone Wolf responded by elbowing him clear into a nearby river.

Galloway walked around Meliah, eying every corner of the girl’s form. Needless to say, she was…concerned. “Wh-What’s Galloway doing?”

“You look healthy,” said Galloway. “A little…too healthy.”

“I had to do some emergency healing,” said Weiila. “Mox did something to her mind. He was trying to break the people’s resolve.”

“Dad did…what?” said Meliah. “Honestly, what in the Nine Hells is going on here?”

“Ooooo…kay,” said Galloway. “Moving on, NOW WHAT?!”

“Maybe we can help.”

Everyone turned towards the center of the village…and saw Blue Robe and White Robe, waiting ever patiently before entering the conversation. “…What part of ‘build a defensive perimeter’ did those three not understand?!” shouted Weiila.

THE END OF PART 119

Next time: A montage of Galloway and Weiila training for the championship!

I’ll be honest: I’m at a bit of a dead end for this fic. Rest assured, there will be an update soon, but I haven’t had a lot of time or drive to work on fanfiction stuff lately. Sorry.

I’m going to read through all of this from the beginning one of these days, and it’s gonna be awesome :slight_smile: I boggle when I consider how long you’ve been working on this series, Gallo, and if you feel burned out that’s fully understandable. Still, I really hope that you’ll manage to finish it.

The Final Saga part 120: Hand Stretched Out
By d_Galloway

The outskirts of the village was quieter than usual. Loki was positioned at the cliffside, a zombie warrior roasting over a nearby fire. Yellow Tiger sat on a nearby rock, fiddling with her rifle. F. Galloway, meanwhile, lay flat on her back, eyes slowly watching the coming nightfall. All three appeared to be in a perfect state of relaxation, something that would not have been a problem if-

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”

-they weren’t on guard duty.

Loki and F. Galloway both turned towards the approaching Lone Wolf; Tiger simply changed to adjusting her scope. The Kai Supreme Master was obviously flustered. In the background, Galloway and Weiila were, for whatever reason, being forced to wax a used Buick that had mysteriously materialized minutes earlier. “Two strangers burst into here, claiming they’ll train our trump cards, and YOU JUST LET THEM ENTER?!”

“Huh? I didn’t see anyone,” said Loki.

“Dude, the place is, like, COVERED in wizards!” said F. Galloway. “Maybe they just <i>warped</i> in?”

“That’s not important!” shouted Lone Wolf. “You were supposed to be our lookouts, and what do I see here? Just a bunch of lazy ingrates!”

F. Galloway sighed slightly. “Hey, I’m not lazy! I’m just…tired.”

“We all are,” muttered Tiger. “Tired of fighting, tired of killing, tired of-”

Lone Wolf turned angrily to the android. “And you! Why did you freeze up like that? I was barely able to reach you in time.” Yellow Tiger didn’t even bat an eye towards the raging master; she simply continued to fine tune her weapon.


(finished tomorrow)

Galloway and Weiila’s constant scrubbing and waxing had finally left the old Buick shining and glistening against the setting sun. Blue Robe and White Robe clapped their approval before teleporting the car back into whatever dimension it came from. “Okay, that’s done with,” said Weiila. “So, what were we supposed to learn from all that?”

“…Learn?” said White Robe, her head slightly cocked.

“You know…maybe some new blocks?” said Galloway.

“Deeper lessons on the poignancy of hard work,” said Weiila.

“How to properly wax a car?”

“How to humble ourselves so that we might learn better?”

“Why we must empty our hearts of all desires and become one with the greater cosmos in order to unlock the true nature of our abilities and utilize them for the advancement of all life?” Weiila glared at Galloway, the saiyan slowly shrugging. “Hey, you started the existentialism, I just continued down the train of thought.”

Blue Robe: “Um…”

White Robe: “Well…”

The goddess smacked her forehead with enough force to create brief hurricane winds. “You mean…that whole exercise was simply meant to waste time, while you figure out something important to bring up?” The two nodded slowly. “Alright…that’s it! The NEXT little stunt had better be worth it!”

“Oh, it <i>is</i>,” sneered White Robe. “You have to run fifteen hundred laps around the village- no flying!- while wearing full-plate armor and singing ‘Have you seen the Ghost of John?’ backwards! Now start running!”

The only thing keeping Galloway from taking Weiila’s head off at that moment was his undying fear of her newfound power. That, and how he would at last be burning off those Twinkies from lunch.


“Very well, here is tonight’s guard schedule,” said Lone Wolf. “Loki will take the first watch, and I shall take the second. In the meantime, the rest of you need to keep practicing; we can’t risk Mox or Naar attacking us now.”

“And what are the odds of that happening?” said F. Galloway.

“Very low.”

“So why are we just sitting here?” said Loki. “We should be back in RPGC, getting our army ready!”

F. Galloway finally arched herself forward. “Dude, Sin’s way ahead of you. No doubt he’s amassed a small force, strong enough to hold off any invading forces…”


BACK IN RPGC…

Sinistral stood before his enormous army, massing over fifty million soldiers, pilots, shooters, mercenaries, field journalists, and hippie protesters.


“In any case,” said Lone Wolf. “We all need to be at our best. Tomorrow, we head back to RPGC. The end is coming.”


Galloway and Weiila finally finished lap 2, the heavy armor nearly causing them to pass out, the constant singing wearing out their voices to the point of agony. At least there were only a few more thousand to go…


Loki began a slow patrol around the village’s circumference, occasionally nodding in acknowledgment whenever Galloway and Weiila slowly dogged past him. F. Galloway joined up with Blade for some…er…friendly sparring matches. Only Lone Wolf and Tiger remained on the cliffs. “You haven’t moved at all,” said Lone Wolf.

“Neither have you,” said Tiger. “What do you want, pretty boy?”

“I want to know what happened,” said Lone Wolf. “You were nearly torn apart. If you didn’t carry around a jar of putty, you would look like a wooden training dummy.”

“Hmph, imagine that,” said Tiger.

“Galloway said you were a monster in battle, that you were the best mercenary money could buy-”

“And money didn’t.”

“-but you behaved…well, like a coward. What happened?”

Without a moment’s hesitation, Tiger cocked her weapon and pointed it right at Lone Wolf’s forehead. “Listen good. Nobody…NOBODY talks to me like that. Now go away.”

“I don’t think you are in any position to threaten me,” said Lone Wolf, “especially without your gun.” Tiger looked at her hand, and saw absolutely nothing. Rather, her rifle was now in pieces on the rocks, carefully disassembled in less than a second. Tiger threw herself at the Kai Lord, only to be effortlessly thrown aside with a sweeping cartwheel. She reached to activate her energy blade, but saw a rather obvious warning light instead; between the battle and her extremely long period of activation, she had exhausted much of her reserve power. “Now are you willing to talk?”

“…Alright, holy man,” moaned Tiger. “Yes, I DID screw up. I was too busy thinking and didn’t distribute power accordingly. There, are you happy?”

“No. What were you thinking about?”

“Only some old missions. The kind you don’t bring up in polite company.”

Suddenly, two mournful voices cried out in the distance. “…Have you seen the ghost of John…?”

“But that doesn’t explain anything,” continued Lone Wolf.

“Look, Freud, I don’t have time for this!” snarled Tiger. “I’ve been fighting since I was twelve! I don’t have time for you, for this whole supernatural crap, for…” Her face suddenly froze up, as realization dawned on Lone Wolf. “Okay, this wasn’t the first time this happened.”

“What WAS the first?” asked Lone Wolf.

“It was…when the Valkyries attacked.” The android’s head slowly tilted towards the ground, a noticeable whine emitting as she did so. “I had one of them pinned, I could have killed them, but I didn’t. I just…couldn’t do it anymore. I don’t know what’s going on anymore, it seems I can’t KILL ANYONE!”

Suddenly, two mournful voices cried out in the distance. “…Long white bones with the skin all go-o-o-one…”

Lone Wolf clasped his hand on Tiger’s shoulder. Strangely, she did absolutely nothing to shrug him off. “It’s obvious. You have part of your soul back. It must have returned your long-buried empathy. You don’t feel-”

“How do I turn it off?”

Lone Wolf winced. “Excuse me?”

“How do I get rid of this fucking…empathy shit?” Tiger finally pulled free from the Kai Lord, desperation and anger welling in her eyes. “I can’t keep working with this. I have to get rid of whatever my soul did to me.”

“Are you kidding? This is a perfect opportunity to examine yourself, see where you’re going and decide how-”

Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton suddenly grabbed Lone Wolf by the throat. “Don’t feed me those lines. I’ve heard them since I was fifteen. ‘Oh, Youra, you have SO much talent. Why don’t you quit being a mercenary and go to college, get a job, get married, yadda yadda yadda!’ And you know what? I don’t care! I’ve been killing so long, it’s all I know how to do!”

“I-”

“And now I’m a female Terminator, only less lame! I was built for combat! I was programmed to destroy! My only purpose was to make sure Galloway followed the game plan by creating as much chaos as possible! And now…I can’t do that anymore!”

The Kai Lord suddenly grabbed Tiger’s arm, squeezing so hard that her fingers suddenly sprung open to help relieve the pressure. “Yellow Tiger…I’m trying to help you. But it seems you really are hopeless.”

The android pulled free, falling flat on her butt in the process. “You don’t know anything about me, D&D man.” Instead of responding, Lone Wolf simply walked off, leaving Tiger alone on the cliffside. The android started to say something, but simply stayed quiet, whimpering to herself.

Suddenly, two mournful voices cried out in the distance. “…Wouldn’t it be chilly with no…skin…on.”

THE END OF PART 120
Next time: Every war has a beginning…

Dear lord d, i just spent ages rereading all this, and getting fully caught up, and must say… you have one twisted mind. And I thank you for it, you wouldn’t have been able to come up with half this stuff without it.

Alright, let us resume…


The Final Saga Part 121: Warmonger
By d_Galloway

After several hours of running, Galloway and Weiila finally collapsed, the strain of their exercise too much for their bodies to take. Blue Robe and White Robe quickly went to sleep, while the armored figures continued to remain motionless. “Why…are we listening…to them?” asked Weiila.

“No idea…” gasped Galloway. “If I could…just lift my arm…”

The bemused figure of Lone Wolf soon bent above them, a cruel smile spread across his face. “Hello, down there. Anyone ever tell you full-plate armor is extremely heavy?”

“…Fuck…you,” cursed Weiila.

“No thanks,” said Lone Wolf. “Here, let me help you…”

(ONE EPIC ARMOR-REMOVING MINUTE LATER)

The Saiyan and the Angel laboriously climbed to their feet, their bodies drenches in sweat, their clothes stained beyond repair, their hair matted down like a recently crushed victim of a Thwomp. Both quickly bowed in thanks to the Kai Supreme Master, who nodded in acknowledgment. “Next time, don’t let those two push you around.”

“I know, but we DO have to keep training,” said Weiila. “Naar could begin his attack any minute.”

“We shall return to RPGC in the morning,” said Lone Wolf. “From there, we can properly prepare for the final battle. In the meantime, I must speak with Galloway.” The Goddess nodded and slowly limped her way to a guest building. “Now, we must prepare the ritual.”

“What…ritual?”

“In acknowledgment of your…services, Kai and I are willing to raise your title in the Order of the Kai.” Lone Wolf handed Galloway a small parchment, on which was written a number of strange symbols and letters. “You will commune with Kai, and from then on, will be officially known as Kai Master d Galloway. We may then begin teaching you in the ways of the Magnakai.”

Galloway’s face practically burst with the force of his joy. “You mean…a Kai Master? At long last?” He threw himself onto Lone Wolf with enough force to knock the old master down. “Thank you, master, thank you! I swear I will bring honor to the Kai!”

Lone Wolf pushed the saiyan aside and pulled himself up. “Good to see some joy in your eyes again. Now, during your communion, you will be allowed to ask Kai one question. You have one hour to prepare, while I prepare the meditation chamber. Meet me in the village center as soon as you are ready.”

Galloway quickly slammed his hand to his heart, as a means of enthusiastically saluting the departing Supreme Master. As he did so, however, his hand struck something hard in his shirt. Reaching inside, he found a battered video tape, dinged but otherwise undamaged. Then he remembered his meeting with Ishir, and the mystery revolving around this whole war…


The forces of RPGC returned to their homeland, to find that nothing had changed. Still, it was time to begin for the final battle. And to do that, they would need allies…


After an hour of waiting, Galloway made his way to the center of the village. Lone Wolf had already arranged a circle of torches, with a statue of Kai’s bearded form adorning one end. Lone Wolf was already bowed in prayer at the statue, his temple covered in sweat from his intense mental concentration. As Galloway approached the circle, he suddenly opened his eyes, never turning away from the statue. “Do not stand in the circle yet,” he said. “We must confer first.”

Galloway watched in silence as the Supreme Master lit two bowls of essence, one at each side of the makeshift altar, and then rose and approached the Saiyan. He clasped both of his shoulders, his deep eyes gazing into his young acolyte’s soul. “Are you ready to accept the Kai?”

“Yes, I am.”

“Will you battle Naar and the forces of Darkness, in all their forms, for the sake of all life?”

“Yes, I will.”

“Then enter the circle. Bow before the statue, and empty your mind.” The Supreme Master stepped aside, allowing Galloway to walk past the torches and bow on his knees. He slowly began to empty his mind, no small task considering his defective attention span, and waited for the visage of his god to appear…

Suddenly, he was standing in the Kai Monastery, facing the powerful god Kai, seated upon a massive throne. “Galloway. You have returned.”

“Yes, I have,” said Galloway, his mood suddenly grim. Kai obviously noticed, but seemed to pay it no heed.

“The time is coming, when the final battle against Naar will begin. Many lives will be lost, but remember; only a follower of Kai can actually defeat the dark god. You must train yourself to be stronger than ever, for in your current state you are no match for Naar’s powers. Now, ask your question.”

“Why did you start the war?”

Kai grimaced slightly. Galloway was obviously unnerved. “So, Ishir has revealed everything.”

“I figured part of it myself,” said Galloway. “I couldn’t see you, but I can make out your voice over Naar’s any day. Now, why did you start this?”

“You do not understand Naar as I do,” said the god. “Do you truly think he would abide by the agreement himself? He would just as surely destroyed me at the first opportunity.”

“So…you started a war…that has been raging for countless millennia…because of some small bit of doubt?”

“It does not matter,” growled Kai.

Galloway’s reaction was swift and immediate. “It does to me.”


Weiila approached Lone Wolf, a look of curiosity spread across her face. “I didn’t know Kai Lords prayed.”

“More like meditation than anything else,” said Lone Wolf. “I was hoping to move Galloway’s training forward, in preparation for the battles to come. But now…”

“He’s gonna blow it. Again.”

The Kai Supreme Master sighed. “Most likely. Even so, this is just a formality. The true trials will begin tomorrow.”


Kai rose from his throne, his rage violently shaking the entire hall. “What is the meaning of this? You dare to question your purpose?”

“If you mean that I’ll go along with Naar, then no,” responded Galloway. For once, he didn’t seem to flinch at the god’s wrath; whether this was because of some assurance that he was not in any real danger, or if he was simply feeling like a cocky little bastard at the moment, is up to debate. “He is a monster, and must be destroyed. But…”

“Then why do you find uncertainty in your situation?”

“Because a true hero asks questions,” responded the Saiyan.

Kai was briefly taken aback, but soon managed to regain his former composure. “You are obstinate and frustrating as always, Galloway. I will allow Lone Wolf to train you further, if only because we have no choice. However, and to borrow a phrase from you mortals, I find your lack of faith disturbing. Surely you have received enough of my aid to…” He suddenly stopped. “This is pointless. Congratulations, Kai Master. Return to Lone Wolf with my blessings for the moment. But if you should ever speak in such a way again…”


Galloway’s body was suddenly flung from the altar with amazing force, flying out of the circle and smashing into Yellow Tiger’s still-sitting form with a sickening thud. The saiyan slowly slid to the ground, while the android remained frozen in place, only turning her head to look at the pathetic figure before her. Lone Wolf and Weiila quickly ran to the small bluff, even as Galloway limply climbed to his feet. “Well? What happened?” said Weiila.

“I think I pissed Kai off, but we’re fine for now,” muttered Galloway. “Now…can we please take five? I’ve taken enough abuse for one day.” He then fell forward with a loud thud, followed by a sickening crack. “And can someone please move these rocks next time? I think I just shattered my pelvis.”

THE END OF PART 121
Next time: Old allies return…