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The Final Saga Part 121: Warmonger
By d_Galloway
After several hours of running, Galloway and Weiila finally collapsed, the strain of their exercise too much for their bodies to take. Blue Robe and White Robe quickly went to sleep, while the armored figures continued to remain motionless. “Why…are we listening…to them?” asked Weiila.
“No idea…” gasped Galloway. “If I could…just lift my arm…”
The bemused figure of Lone Wolf soon bent above them, a cruel smile spread across his face. “Hello, down there. Anyone ever tell you full-plate armor is extremely heavy?”
“…Fuck…you,” cursed Weiila.
“No thanks,” said Lone Wolf. “Here, let me help you…”
(ONE EPIC ARMOR-REMOVING MINUTE LATER)
The Saiyan and the Angel laboriously climbed to their feet, their bodies drenches in sweat, their clothes stained beyond repair, their hair matted down like a recently crushed victim of a Thwomp. Both quickly bowed in thanks to the Kai Supreme Master, who nodded in acknowledgment. “Next time, don’t let those two push you around.”
“I know, but we DO have to keep training,” said Weiila. “Naar could begin his attack any minute.”
“We shall return to RPGC in the morning,” said Lone Wolf. “From there, we can properly prepare for the final battle. In the meantime, I must speak with Galloway.” The Goddess nodded and slowly limped her way to a guest building. “Now, we must prepare the ritual.”
“What…ritual?”
“In acknowledgment of your…services, Kai and I are willing to raise your title in the Order of the Kai.” Lone Wolf handed Galloway a small parchment, on which was written a number of strange symbols and letters. “You will commune with Kai, and from then on, will be officially known as Kai Master d Galloway. We may then begin teaching you in the ways of the Magnakai.”
Galloway’s face practically burst with the force of his joy. “You mean…a Kai Master? At long last?” He threw himself onto Lone Wolf with enough force to knock the old master down. “Thank you, master, thank you! I swear I will bring honor to the Kai!”
Lone Wolf pushed the saiyan aside and pulled himself up. “Good to see some joy in your eyes again. Now, during your communion, you will be allowed to ask Kai one question. You have one hour to prepare, while I prepare the meditation chamber. Meet me in the village center as soon as you are ready.”
Galloway quickly slammed his hand to his heart, as a means of enthusiastically saluting the departing Supreme Master. As he did so, however, his hand struck something hard in his shirt. Reaching inside, he found a battered video tape, dinged but otherwise undamaged. Then he remembered his meeting with Ishir, and the mystery revolving around this whole war…
The forces of RPGC returned to their homeland, to find that nothing had changed. Still, it was time to begin for the final battle. And to do that, they would need allies…
After an hour of waiting, Galloway made his way to the center of the village. Lone Wolf had already arranged a circle of torches, with a statue of Kai’s bearded form adorning one end. Lone Wolf was already bowed in prayer at the statue, his temple covered in sweat from his intense mental concentration. As Galloway approached the circle, he suddenly opened his eyes, never turning away from the statue. “Do not stand in the circle yet,” he said. “We must confer first.”
Galloway watched in silence as the Supreme Master lit two bowls of essence, one at each side of the makeshift altar, and then rose and approached the Saiyan. He clasped both of his shoulders, his deep eyes gazing into his young acolyte’s soul. “Are you ready to accept the Kai?”
“Yes, I am.”
“Will you battle Naar and the forces of Darkness, in all their forms, for the sake of all life?”
“Yes, I will.”
“Then enter the circle. Bow before the statue, and empty your mind.” The Supreme Master stepped aside, allowing Galloway to walk past the torches and bow on his knees. He slowly began to empty his mind, no small task considering his defective attention span, and waited for the visage of his god to appear…
Suddenly, he was standing in the Kai Monastery, facing the powerful god Kai, seated upon a massive throne. “Galloway. You have returned.”
“Yes, I have,” said Galloway, his mood suddenly grim. Kai obviously noticed, but seemed to pay it no heed.
“The time is coming, when the final battle against Naar will begin. Many lives will be lost, but remember; only a follower of Kai can actually defeat the dark god. You must train yourself to be stronger than ever, for in your current state you are no match for Naar’s powers. Now, ask your question.”
“Why did you start the war?”
Kai grimaced slightly. Galloway was obviously unnerved. “So, Ishir has revealed everything.”
“I figured part of it myself,” said Galloway. “I couldn’t see you, but I can make out your voice over Naar’s any day. Now, why did you start this?”
“You do not understand Naar as I do,” said the god. “Do you truly think he would abide by the agreement himself? He would just as surely destroyed me at the first opportunity.”
“So…you started a war…that has been raging for countless millennia…because of some small bit of doubt?”
“It does not matter,” growled Kai.
Galloway’s reaction was swift and immediate. “It does to me.”
Weiila approached Lone Wolf, a look of curiosity spread across her face. “I didn’t know Kai Lords prayed.”
“More like meditation than anything else,” said Lone Wolf. “I was hoping to move Galloway’s training forward, in preparation for the battles to come. But now…”
“He’s gonna blow it. Again.”
The Kai Supreme Master sighed. “Most likely. Even so, this is just a formality. The true trials will begin tomorrow.”
Kai rose from his throne, his rage violently shaking the entire hall. “What is the meaning of this? You dare to question your purpose?”
“If you mean that I’ll go along with Naar, then no,” responded Galloway. For once, he didn’t seem to flinch at the god’s wrath; whether this was because of some assurance that he was not in any real danger, or if he was simply feeling like a cocky little bastard at the moment, is up to debate. “He is a monster, and must be destroyed. But…”
“Then why do you find uncertainty in your situation?”
“Because a true hero asks questions,” responded the Saiyan.
Kai was briefly taken aback, but soon managed to regain his former composure. “You are obstinate and frustrating as always, Galloway. I will allow Lone Wolf to train you further, if only because we have no choice. However, and to borrow a phrase from you mortals, I find your lack of faith disturbing. Surely you have received enough of my aid to…” He suddenly stopped. “This is pointless. Congratulations, Kai Master. Return to Lone Wolf with my blessings for the moment. But if you should ever speak in such a way again…”
Galloway’s body was suddenly flung from the altar with amazing force, flying out of the circle and smashing into Yellow Tiger’s still-sitting form with a sickening thud. The saiyan slowly slid to the ground, while the android remained frozen in place, only turning her head to look at the pathetic figure before her. Lone Wolf and Weiila quickly ran to the small bluff, even as Galloway limply climbed to his feet. “Well? What happened?” said Weiila.
“I think I pissed Kai off, but we’re fine for now,” muttered Galloway. “Now…can we please take five? I’ve taken enough abuse for one day.” He then fell forward with a loud thud, followed by a sickening crack. “And can someone please move these rocks next time? I think I just shattered my pelvis.”
THE END OF PART 121
Next time: Old allies return…


