The Family Tree... Again

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Originally posted by Stevus
[b]I believe I have it, Cala.

Edit: Yup

Father + Mother = Child

Sinistral + Merlin = Kagon
Zero X-Hunter + Valkyrie Esker = Cala
Mazrim Taim + Valkyrie Esker = Dragonessa
Tenchimaru Draconis + Valkyrie Esker = Ackbar
Epicgamer + Cala = Xelopheris
Rountree + Cala = Chris-chris
Zero + Weilla = Valkyrie Esker
Macc Maverick + Kai-chan = Merlin
Macc Maverick + Kai-chan = Zero
Macc Maverick + Kai-chan = Mazrim Taim

Misc

Mazrim Taim is Valkyrie Esker’s uncle.
Merl adopted Cless.
Cala adopted VonKaiser.
Ackbar disowned Tenchimaru Draconis and Valkyrie Esker.
Jing is Valkyrie Esker’s aunt.
StarStorm the Spazzy is Valkyrie Esker’s step father.
Dragonessa was her own mother while Valkyrie Esker was dead.
Eden99’s only relation is to Eden99.
Mazrim Taim is Kagon’s estranged wife.
Mr. Saturn is Chris-chris’ uncle. [/b]

Thankees, Stevie. kisses Steve

And Val, it was more to keep track of the relationships and children, not to show how everyone was related. But I can’t wait to see this family web.

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X and Sin recently adopted me, too. And I THINK that Charle is StarStorm’s brother, making Charle my son in law… eeep.

And the stuff with my wing… well, I was climbing the lamps and walls to get away but Zero was hungry, and he’s a reploid so he doesn’t get tired, which I did after a while. So I just cut off a wing and regrew it to get him off my back. :slight_smile:

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God… Where do you come up with those weird ideas? I guess the initial shock will pass, but this still feels a bit strange.

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It all comes down to boredom + sugar + chat + lots of other wierdos = INSANE :slight_smile:

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And I wouldn’t even have imagined half of it… Did someone throw any sort of crazy gas cannisters around?:slight_smile:

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Kagon dumped me and ran off to marry Maz ;_;

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thanks god he isn’t part of this wierd family tree

And, Manus, of course they didn’t!

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Originally posted by Flintedge
Kagon dumped me and ran off to marry Maz ;_;

…Okay, now we’re getting TOO inbred, it’s not so funny anymore. And is it just me, or does maz seem to have a thing for the children of his brothers?

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Originally posted by Flintedge
Kagon dumped me and ran off to marry Maz ;_;

That’s sad… ;_; gives her some chocolate

praises He Who Is for leaving him out of the tangled web
Just who started this anyway?

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What do you mean, now? This happened long before most of the other things on the tree happened. (the exception being Sin+Merl=Kag)

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But who had the idea of starting this? And why, exactly?

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Some person, and for fun, of course. Just like any RP thread.

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Well, I’m very lucky! Nobody would ever want to drag me into this kind of mess.

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It’s complicated enough as it is without adding another second consin/son/father/aunt at the same time.

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Originally posted by Chris of the Brood
thanks god he isn’t part of this wierd family tree

Ditto.

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I think it started with this thread on the staff forum…

Posted by: Sinistral
Subject: Kagon
Message: “I am your father.”

Closely followed by…

Posted by: Sinistral
Subject: Kagon
Message: “Merlin is your mother.”

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Man, I’m too confused, now. SO, Weiila is my sister/mother, Maz, my uncle and father of Nessa, is married to Kagon now, brother to TD, who was adopted by Sin, who is my uncle and now father-in-law, who’s father was Charlemagne, and, and, and… passes put from lack of breath from all the confusion

Note: Manus, don’t do ANYTHING, K? Just ;eave this as it is.

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“Don’t do anything”? What do you mean?

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sigh Stop responding to what I say. Just try and act like actions or things I say do not have any continuity, K? So, for example, don’t post anything aftetr this questioning me about it or even to just say “Okay.” I know that you’d probably type something like:

VAL!!! runs over and casts Some Really Stupid Healing Spell to revive Val Are you alright?!"

after I did that last part in my post.

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a’right.:slight_smile:

seriously, though, if you want manus and i to stop, we will…