This’ll work great for RO.
Oi vey. Ah well. This is insane.
The RPGC charter looks funny…
Heh… This for an RO translator… It would work, too. 
OMFG!!1!11!1!!!111111!1!!1!1!!!1!1 OMG AOL SUKS COMPLET3 AND 2TAL AS!!1!1!11111!1!!!1!!1111!11!!! OMG LOL WINDOWS COMPLATALY OWNS MAC AND LINUX ALSO KIKS AS!!!1!11!!!1!!!1!!11111!!!11!!1!11111!!!111!!1111!1111!!!1!! OMFG WTF IS WRONG WIT U PAOPLE???1!1!!!11 WTF LOL U PEOPLE DONT KNOW ANYTHNG ABOUT COMPUT3R AND HAEV NO LIEF!!!1!1!!111!!111!111!111!1!!!11 OMG
Except for the first statement (AOL r teh sux0rz) and the last one (you have no life), everything is false. Duh.
DA RAEVN
ONCE UPON A MIDNIGHT DR3ARY WHIEL I POND3RED WAAK AND WEARY
OVER MANY A QUANET AND CURIOUS VOLUME OF FORGOTEN LOR3-
WHIEL I NODED N3ARLY NAPNG SUDENLY THEYRE CM3 A TAPNG
AS OF SOM3 ON3 GANTLY RAPNG RAPNG AT MAH CHMBR DOR
TIS!11! SOME VISIETR I MUT3R3D TAPNG AT MAH CHMBR DOR-
ONLY THIS AND NOTHNG MORE
AH!!1!1 DISTINCTLY I R3MEMBR IT WAS IN TEH BLEAK D3CAMBR
AND EACH SEPARAET DYNG 3MBR WROUGHT ITS GHOST UPON TEH FLOR
EAEGRLY!11!!1! WTF LOL I WISH3D DA MOROW-VANELY I HAD SOUGHT 2 BOROW
FROM MAH BOKS SURCAAES OF SOROW-SOROW FOR TEH LOST LANORE-
FOR TEH R AND RADIANT MADE3N WHOM DA ANGELS NM3 LENOR3-
NMELES HERA FOR 3VERMORE
AND1!1!!! OMG LOL DA SILKEN SAD UNCARTANE RUSTLNG OF EACH PURPLE CURTANE
THRIL3D M3-FIL3D MA WIT FANTASTIC T3RORS N3V3R FELT BFORA
SO TAHT NOW 2 STIL DA BATNG OF MAH HAART I S2D REP3ATNG
TIS SOME VISIETR 3NTREATNG ENTRANCE AT MAH CHMBR DOR-
SOMA LAET VISIETR ANTR3ATNG ENTRANC3 AT MAH CHMBR DOR
THIS IT IS AND NOTHNG MORE
PRASENTLY1!1!1 WTF MAH SU GRAW STRONGER HESITATNG TH3N NO LONG3R
SIR SADE I OR MADM TRULY UR FORGIEVNAS I IMPLORA
BUT TEH FACT IS I WAS NAPNG AND SO GENTLY U CM3 RAPNG
AND SO FANETLY U CME TAPNG TAPNG AT MAH CHMBR DOR
TAHT I SCARCE WAS SURE I HEARD U I OPANAD WIED TEH DOR-
DARKNAS THEYRE AND NOTHNG MOR3
DEP11!111 OMG LOL IN2 TAHT DARKN3S PERNG LONG I S2D THEYRE WOND3RNG FEARNG
DOUBTNG DRAMNG DR3MS NO MORTALS 3VER DAERD 2 DRAM BFORE
BUT TEH SIELNCE WAS UNBROKAN AND DA STILN3S GAEV NO 2KAN
AND DA ONLY WORD THEYRE SPOKAN WAS DA WHISPERED WORD L3NORE
THIS?!!??!?? OMG WTF LOL I WHISPER3D AND AN ECHO MURMUR3D BAK DA WORD LENOR3-
!1!!!11! LOL MERELY THIS AND NOTHNG MOR3
BAK!!11 IN2 DA CHMBR TURNNG AL MAH SOUR WITHIN MA BURNNG
SON AGANE I H3ARD A TAPNG SOM3THNG LOUDAR THAN BFOR3
SURELY11!111!! OMG WTF LOL SADE I SURELY TAHT IS SOMETHNG AT MAH WINDOW LATIEC
L3T ME SE THEN WT IS AND THIS MYSTERY 3XPLOR3-
L3T MAH H3ART B STIL A MOMENT AND THIS MYST3RY 3XPLORE-
TIS TEH WIND AND NOTHNG MOR3
OP3N111!! WTF HERE I FLUNG DA SHUTER WH3N WIT MANY A FLIRT AND FLUT3R
IN THEYRE ST3PAD A STAETLY RAEVN OF TEH SANETLY DAYS OF YORE
NOT1!!!1!1 WTF LOL DA LAAST OBISANC3 MAED HA NOT A MINUTE S2PED OR STAEYD HA
BUT WIT MEIN OF LORD OR LADY PERCH3D ABOV3 MAH CHMBR DOR-
P3RCHAD UPON A BUST OF PALAS JUST ABOVE MAH CHMBR DOR-
PARCH3D AND SAT AND NOTHNG MORE
THAN1!!!111 OMG LOL DA EBONY BIRD BGUILNG MAH SAD FANCY IN2 SMILNG
BY DA GRAEV AND STERN DACORUM OF DA COUNTANANCA IT WOR3
THOUGH THY CR3ST B SHORN AND SHAEVN THOU I SADE ART SURE NO CRAEVN
GHASTLY GRIM AND ANCEINT RAEVN WANDERNG FROM TEH NIGHTLY SHOR3-
T3L ME WUT THY LORDLY NME IS ON TEH NIGHTS PLU2NIAN SHORE
11!!1!!! OMG WTF QUOTH TEH RAEVN N3VERMORE
MUCH!!!1!1 OMG WTF I MARVAL3D THIS UNGANELY FOWL 2 HAAR DISCOURSA SO PLANELY
THOUGH ITS ANSWER LITLE MEANNG-LITLA REL3VANCY BOR3
FOR W3 CANOT HELP AGRENG TAHT NO LIVNG HUMAN BNG
EVAR Y3T WAS BLESAD WIT SENG BIRD ABOV3 HIS CHMBR DOR-
BIRD OR BAST UPON DA SCULPTUR3D BUST ABOVA HIS CHMBR DOR
WIT SUCH NME AS NEVARMORE
BUT1!!!11 WTF LOL DA RAEVN SITNG LON3LY ON TAHT PLACID BUST SPOK3 ONLY
TAHT ONE WORD AS IF ITS SU IN TAHT ONE WORD HA DID OUTPOUR
NOTHNG FARTHER THEN HA UTARAD NOT A FAATHER THEN HA FLUTERED-
TIL I SCARCELY MOR3 THAN MUT3RED OTHER FREINDS HAEV FLOWN BFORA-
ON DA MOROW H3 WIL LEAEV MA AS MAH HOPES HAEV FLOWN BFORE
!!!1 THAN DA BIRD SADE N3VERMORE
STARTLED1!!! AT DA STILN3S BROKEN BY RAPLY SO APTLY SPOKEN
DOUBTLES SADE I WUT IT UTERS IS ITS ONLY S2K AND S2RA
CAUGHT FROM SOME UNHAPY MASTER WHOM UNMARCIFUL DISAST3R
FOLOW3D FAST AND FOLOWED FAST3R TIL HIS SONGS ON3 BURD3N BORA-
TIL TEH DIRGES OF HIS HOPE TAHT MELANCHOLY BURD3N BORE
OF N3V3R-NAV3RMORE
BUT!1!1 DA RAEVN STIL BGUILNG AL MAH SAD SU IN2 SMILNG
STRAGEHT I WHELED A CUSHIONED S3AT IN FRONT OF BIRD AND BUST AND DOR
THEN UPON TEH VALVET SINKNG I B2K MYSALF 2 LINKNG
FANCY UN2 FANCY THINKNG WUT THIS OMINOUS BIRD OF WUT THIS GRIM UNGANELY GHASTLY GAUNT AND OMINOUS BIRD OF YOR3
MAANT IN CROAKNG N3V3RMOR3
THIS11!!111 OMG WTF LOL I SAT ENGAEGD IN GUESNG BUT NO SYLABLE AXPRESNG
2 DA FOWL WHOS3 FEIRY 3Y3S NOW BURNAD IN2 MAH BOSOMS CORE
THIS AND MOR3 I SAT DIVINNG WIT MAH HEAD AT EAES RECLINNG
ON TEH CUSHIONS V3LVET LINNG TAHT DA LMP-LIGHT GLOAETD O3R
BUT WHOS3 VALVET VIOLET LINNG WIT DA LMP-LIGHT GLOATNG O3R
SHE SHAL PRES AH NAVERMORE
TH3N!!1!!!1 WTF METHOUGHT TEH ARE GREW D3NS3R PERFUMED FROM AN UNSEN CENS3R
SWUNG BY S3RAPHIM WHOSE FOT-FALS TINKLED ON DA TUFTED FLOR
WR3TCH!11! WTF I CREID THY GOD HATH L3NT THE-BY THESE ANGELS HA HATH SENT THE
RESPIET-RASPIET AND DA FROM THY MEMOREIS OF LANORA
QUAF1!!! OMG LOL O QUAF THIS KIND DA AND FORGET THIS LOST LENORE
!1!111 LOL QUOTH DA RAEVN N3VERMORE
PROPHAT1!1!11! WTF LOL SADE I THNG OF 3VIL-PROPHET111! LOL STIL IF BIRD OR DAVIL-
WH3THAR1!!! T3MPTAR SENT OR WH3THER TEMP3ST 2SED THE HARA ASHORE
DESOLAET YAT AL UNDAUNTAD ON THIS DASERT LAND 3NCHANT3D-
ON THIS HOME BY HOROR HAUNTED-TEL ME TRULY I IMPLORE-
IS THEYRE THEIR BALM IN GIELAD-T3L??? OMG M3-T3L M3 I IMPLORE
11!11 OMG WTF QUOTH TEH RAEVN NAVARMORE
PROPH3T!11! OMG SADE I THNG OF 3VIL-PROPH3T!11!1 WTF STIL IF BIRD OR D3VIL
BY1!1! WTF LOL TAHT HEAEVN TAHT BNDS ABOVE US-BY TAHT GOD WA BOTH ADORE-
T3L THIS SU WIT SOROW LAEDN IF WITHIN DA DISTANT ADE3N
IT SHAL CLASP A SANET3D MADEEN WHOM DA ANG3LS NME LENORE-
CLASP A R AND RADIANT MADEEN WHOM DA ANG3LS NMA LENORE
11!1111 LOL QUOTH TEH RAEVN N3VARMORE
B!111!11 OMG LOL TAHT OUR SIGN OF PARTNG BIRD OR FEIND1!11 WTF I SHREIK3D UPSTARTNG-
G3T THE BAK IN2 TEH TEMP3ST AND TEH NIGHTS PLU2NIAN SHOR3
L3AEV!111111 OMG WTF LOL NO BLAK PLUME AS A 2KAN OF TAHT LEI THY SU HAS SPOKAN
LEAEV1!1! OMG WTF MAH LONELIENS UNBROK3N-QUIT1!1!1 OMG LOL TEH BUST ABOVE MAH DOR
TAEK!!111 WTF LOL THY BAK FROM OUT MAH HAART AND TAEK THY FORM FROM OF MAH DOR
1111 WTF LOL QUOTH DA RAEVN N3V3RMORA
AND!!1!1 LOL TEH RAEVN NEVER FLITNG STIL IS SITNG STIL IS SITNG
ON TEH PALID BUST OF PALAS JUST ABOVE MAH CHMBR DOR
AND HIS EYES HAEV AL TEH SEMNG OF A DEMONS TAHT IS DREMNG
AND DA LMP-LIGHT OAR HIM STREMNG THROWS HIS SHADOWS ON DA FLOR
AND MAH SU FROM OUT TAHT SHADOW TAHT LEIS FLOATNG ON DA FLOR
SHAL B LIFTED-NAV3RMOR3!11!1111 OMG WTF
I sent the first chapter of the Mox Saga through the translator. Let’s see how it came out before all the fun ends.
DA MOX SAGA
BY D_GALOWAY
SPACIAL GUAST STAR WAILA PLZ DONT SU3)1!1!!1!1
GALOWAY SLOWLY ROS3 FROM TEH BD HIS BRANE FREID LIEK IT ALWAYS WAS IN TEH MORNNG1!11 OMG WTF LOL HIS CHARACTARS WARE MOSTLY ASLEP WIT DA EXC3PTION OF BLAK MAEG WHO WAS STIL LOKNG AT WHIET MAEG PORN ON DA COMPUT3R!11!11 WTF LOL GALOWAY SLOWLY SNEAEKD OUT OF DA ROM AND WENT 2 DA KITCHEN1!!11!11 WTF LOL AFTER A VANE ATAMPT AT COKNG AGS H3 SIMPLY GOT A BOWL OF CEREAL AND SAT IN A DEP TRANC31!1! LOL H3 DIDNT KNOW Y HA DID THIS IT JUST FELT GOD!11111!! WTF
WEILA WOKE UP HERSELF TAHT SME MORNNG (WAL GIEV OR TAEK A DAY-DMN DAET LIEN)!!!1!1! OMG WTF LOL SH3 SIMPLY WENT 2 HER HALF-SCRIBL3D NOTAS PREPAERD 2 SCHEME UP SOME RAVENG3 ON MAGUS FOR TEH PRAVIOUS KIDNAPNG ATEMPT AT BAROWS CASTL311!!1!11 OMG WTF LOL IT DIDNT TAEK LONG FOR HAR 2 NOTIEC TAHT SOMAONE HAD 2RN THROUGH DA NOTES!!!1 OMG LOL SHE SIMPLY GLANCED AROUND.AND!11!1!!!11!!!1!!!11 WTF NOTIECD A LARGE FIGURE IN BLAK ARMOR STANDNG RIGHT BHIND H3R1!!! OMG WTF
MAGUS IMM IN NO MOD FOR JOKAS1!1!!111 WTF SADE WEILA!11!! DA FIGURA HOWEVER CLASPED HER HAND FIRMLY AND REACHAD FOR HAR SACRAD P3NCIL!!1!!!1 LOL WHAN DA FNGARS CLOSED AROUND IT HOWEVER TEH FIGURE SCR3MAD IN PANE AND DR3W BAK LOKNG AT ITS BURN3D GAUNTLET!!11111! WTF LOL WEILA TREID 2 RUN OUT OF TEH ROM BUT DA FIGUR3 WAS SOMEHOW ABLE 2 MOVE QUIET QUIKLY EVAN IN DA HEAVY ARMOR!111!1 IT GRAB3D WEILA AGANE AND THREW HAR AGANEST DA WAL1!11 OMG IT THEN WOKED SLOWLY 2WARD DA PANE-STRIK3N FANFIC AUTHOR!1!111!
3VEN NOW DA WEAPONS CURSE M3 GROWLED TEH FIGURA SLOWLY!!!1! OMG WTF LOL I CANOT 3VEN 2UCH TEH DMN PENCIL11!1!11 OMG LOL W3ILA TREID 2 STAND UP BUT DA FIGURE SIMPLY SHOV3D HER DOWN AGANE!1!1 WTF LOL IT TH3N CONTINUED STIL I CANOT ALOW IT 2 B USED AGANEST MA11!111! LOL THEIR ONLY ONA THNG TAHT I CAN DO 2 S2P IT11!!!11 A LARGA GUN WHICH LOK3D LIEK A LAESR FROM A 50S SCI-FI MOVEI SUDENLY AP3AERD FROM DA FIGURES L3FT SHUDER AS SON AS DA S3NTANC3 WAS FINISHED!11!1! WTF W3ILA TREID 2 RUN BUT SH3 WAS NEARLY DOUBLAD-OV3R IN PANE!!1!!! DA W3APON FIERD HITNG WEILA STRAGEHT IN DA CH3ST!11!!! WTF
EV3N AS SHA WAS SCREMNG TEH FIGURA L3FT DA HOUSA AND FLEW OF SAYNG 2 HIMSELF I MUST D3STROY TEH OTHAR ON3 BFORE IT IS 2 LAET11!1 LOL
GALOWAY FINISHAD HIS CER3AL IN SIELNCE UNKNOWNG OF WUT HAD HAPANED AT WEILAS HOUSE TAHT V3RY SME MORNNG!!! LOL HE THEN PUT ON HIS STANDARD STRET CLOTHAS AND TURNED ON DA TV11!11!! JUST ANOTHER LAZY DAY1111!!11 HIS BROTHAR AND PAERNTS HAD L3FT 2WN ON A CMPNG TRIP AND SINC3 GALOWAY HAS HAD NOTHNG BUT BAD EXPEREINC3S ON CMPNG TRIPS HE WAS ALOWED 2 STAY HOME1!!!1!! OMG WTF HE RAJOIECD AT TEH PROSPACT OF NOT HAVNG 2 D3AL WIT HIS ANOYNG BROTHER FOR A WHIEL1!1!1 LOL
NO SONER HAD FIEV SECONDS PASED THAN VIVI AND BLAK MAEG ENTARED TEH LIVNG ROM!1!1!!1 OMG LOL HAY!11!!11 OMG LOL SADE BLAK MAEG!1!!1!11 WTF LOL PUT IT ON TEH PLAYBOY CHANEL!!!1!! WTF VIVI THEN BGAN 2 INSIST OF CAR2NS1!!!11 OMG WTF LOL GALOWAY SIMPLY RUBAD HIS FORH3AD AND SADE BLAK MAEG IV3 2LD U A THOUSAND TIEMS ALR3ADY WE DONT HAEV DA PLAYBOY CHANEL!1!!1!! WTF LOL AND VIVI IF U WANT 2 WATCH CAR2NS TAHT BAD THEN WATCH THEM IN MAH BROTH3RS ROM1!111!!! WTF LOL I DONT HAEV TIEM FOR THIS!!1!!! OMG
SUDENLY A LOUD KNOK ON TEH DOR WAS HAARD1!!11 GALOWAY ROSA FROM HIS SAAT ON TEH COUCH AND W3NT 2 TEH DOR1!!! WH3N HE OPENAD IT HA FOUND A HANDCUF3D MAGUS BNG 3SCORTED BY NON3 OTHER THAN BIL GAETS!11!!!1 OMG YES TAHT DORWAY IN TEH CASTLA LAD IN2 MICROSOFT H3ADQUART3RS1!!1 LOL
GAETS SIMPLY SADE IS THIS UR!!! OMG AND PUSH3D MAGUS SLIGHTLY FORWARD11!!1! LOL NO SADE GALOWAY BUT U CUD JUST SEND HIM IN A BOX AND MALE HIM 2 WEILA1!1!!! WTF LOL BY TEH WAY HAEV U SEN A GUY NM3D DAN!!! WTF LOL GAETS NODAD1!!!1!! OMG HES DA MALEBOY RIGHT NOW1111 WTF LOL GALOWAY L3T OUT A LITLE LAUGH BUT HA WAS SON INTARUPTAD WHEN HE H3ARD DA SOUND OF SOMATHNG FLYNG AT HIM-FAST111! OMG WTF LOL TEH SME FIGUR3 TAHT HAD ATAK3D WEILA LAND3D ON GALOWAYS FRONT LAWN AND WOKED CALMLY 2WARD GALOWAYS FRONT DOR111! IT PUSHAD MAGUS AND GAETS ASIED CURSNG MICROSOFT UND3R ITS BREATH AND GRAB3D GALOWAY BY TEH SHIRT COLAR AND 2SED HIM IN2 TEH COUCH!!!111! WTF LOL IT SLOWLY WOK3D 2 DA CLOS3T TAHT GALOWAY KAPT HIS SWORD IN OPENED IT AND 2UCH3D TEH HANDLE ONLY 2 BAK AWAY IN PANE111!1 WTF LOL GALOWAY SEIZNG TEH MOMANT QUIKLY SHOUTED F3TCH1!1!1 WTF LOL TEH MAGICAL LASO CRAAETD BY HIS FATCH SPAL RATREIVED DA SWORD!1111 WTF (GALO-NOTE THIS IS A FANFIC!!1!! WTF ANYTHNG CAN HAPAN IN ONE OKAY)!!! OMG DA FIGURE STRODE FORWARD AND 2K OUT TEH SM3 SHUD3R LAESR TAHT HAD SHOT W3ILA!!1!1 LOL IT BGAN 2 LAUGH BUT SON S2P3D WHAN A DA CUT ACROS TEH BAK OF ITS ARMOR1111 MAGUS S2D BHIND DA FIGURE WEAPON DRAWN1!1!! OMG WTF LOL GAETS S2D BSIED MAGUS STANDNG IN A RILLY STUPID MARTIAL ARTS STANCE!11!1!1 OMG TEH FIGUR3 PUT DA LAESR AWAY AND CHARGED AT TEH TWO KNOCLNG TH3M OVER LIEK BOWLNG PINS!1!!11!! OMG WTF LOL BLAK MAEG AND VIVI TREID THEYRE HADOUKANS BUT DA FIGUR3 SHRUGED OF DA SPELS LIEK THAY W3R3 NOTHNG AND SENT DA TWO FLYNG IN2 A WAL!!1!1 IT TH3N RAN LIEK H3L THROUGH DA DOR AND FLEW OF!!!1!! WTF LOL
GALOWAY HELP3D TEH FOUR DOWNED ON3S UP AND SAT BAK DOWN11111! OMG GAETS WAS TEH FIRST 2 SP3AK!1111111 WTF LOL WTH WAS TAHT??? BLAK MAEG HAD A LOK OF SHOK PLAST3R3D ON2 HIS FAEC!!1!1 WTF NO.IT11!11!11!!11!!!1 WTF LOL CUDNT B.GALOWAY1!1!1!!111!1!!1!!1!!11 OMG WTF GALOWAY SIMPLY ANSWARAD WIT A WUT!!! LOL BLAK MAEG SADE WA NED 2 GET 2 W3ILAS HOUS3 NOW!1!11!1 OMG WTF LOL GAETS FOR ONC3 SEM3D 2 B INT3R3STAD IN DA COMON GOD!!1!1! LOL W3L US3 MAH PLAEN1!!! OMG ITS AT DA AREPORT1!11! OMG HURY11!!!1 WTF LOL
A N3AR-CRASH 2 TEH AREPORT AND A LONG FLIGHT L8R TEH FOUR HEROES (PLUS GAETS) RAN UP 2 WEILAS HOUS3!1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL GALOWAY HAD DUMP3D MAGUS HERE SO MANY TIEMS H3 NU WHERE IT WAS LIEK TEH BAK OF HIS HAND111!!1 WTF BLAK MAEG BROKE TEH LONG SIELNC3 BY ASKNG GALOWAY U CUD FLY1!111 OMG LOL Y U TAEK A PLAEN??? OMG WTF GALOWAY JUST SHRUG3D HIS SHUDERS SMASH3D A WINDOW AND WENT INSIED!!1111 WTF GAETS SADE H3Y THEYRE SUCH A THNG AS A DOR1!!111!! OMG LOL GALOWAY WANT BAK OUTSIED AND KIK3D TEH DOR DOWN11!!!11 OMG VIVI SIMPLY SADE O WEL CLOS3 ENOUGH11!! WTF DA HOUS3 SEMED ERILY DES3RTED1!!11!11 OMG WTF W3ILAS CHARACTERS SHUD HAEV BEN RUNNG AROUND CAUSNG MANIACAL MADN3S1111! IT WAS N3ARLY 70 PM HERE AND NO ONE WAS AROUND11!!!111 OMG WTF LOL MAGUS SMIELD SLIGHTLY1!!1!!11 OMG MAYB SHES GONE AWAY FORAV3R!111!111 OMG WTF LOL GALOWAY SMIELD AND RESPONDED WITH DONT BT ON IT1!111 OMG WTF LOL SHAS HERE SOMEWH3R3111!111 WTF LOL TH3Y SLOWLY WOKAD 2WARD WEILAS ROM11!11!!1 WTF LOL MAGUS PRES3D HIS 3AR AGANEST DA DOR1!!!1!1 WTF LOL
GALOWAY TAPED HIM ON TEH SHUDAR!!!11!!! DO U HEAR ANYTHNG?!!?! OMG WTF MAGUS LOK3D DOWN AND SADE IT SOUNDS LIEK SOM3ON3S.CRYNG11111!!!1!!1!11111 OMG LOL GAETS SAT BY TEH DOR11!111 WTF LOL I WONDER H3 THOUGHT IS IT POSIBLE TAHT THIS GUY GOT H3RE BFORE WE DID?!?!? OMG WTF
SUDANLY DA FIGURE SMASHED THROUGH TEH ROF LOKED DOWN AT TEH H3ROES (AND VILANE) AND LAUGHED!1!11 OMG WTF SO DA PUNY HEROES HAEV DACIEDD 2 SAEV TEH GIRL!!! OMG WTF THIS WIL B MOST ENTERTANENG1!!!1 LOL IT D3SCAND3D DOWN 2 DA GROUND AND MOVED 2WARD TEH DOR!1!!1!! OMG YES GREDY ONE I HAEV BAN H3RA!1!1 OMG I HAEV MET WIT BT3R SUCES HERE THAN I DID WIT U111!!!1 OMG WTF LOL Y DONT U SE FOR UR!!! OMG DA FIGURE PUSHED DA DOR OP3N SLOWLY!!1!11!! A SMAL GIRL SAT ON TEH BD SUROUNDAD BY A PUDLA OF T3ARS!1!1!!11 OMG WTF GALOWAY GLANCED AROUND TEH ROM TH3N TURNED 2WARD DA FIGUR3 AND SHOUT3D WH3RE IS SHE!!!111!!1!! OMG WTF LOL TEH FIGURE LET OUT A DEP LAUGH AND SADE DONT U SE!!! OMG SHAS RIGHT THEIR1!1!! LOL H3 POINTED AT DA CHILD1111! EVERYONES MOUTH DROP3D-EXC3PT FOR GALOWAYS SINC3 HIS POWAR WAS BGINNG 2 3MERG3 DUA 2 HIS 3XTR3M3 ANG3R ABOUT TEH CIRCUMSTANCE!!1!!!11 WUT DID U DO 2 HER!!!1!!1 OMG DA FIGUR3 LAT OUT ANOTHAR LAUGH1111!!! WTF LOL SH3 S2D IN MAH WAY1!!!1!! OMG I HAD NO CHOIEC BUT 2 DAFEAT DA THREAT!!!111! WTF SINCE I WAS INCAPABLE OF KILNG H3R I DACIEDD 2 RADUCA HER 2 A LAS DANGAROUS STAET1!!!1! LOL
GALOWAY GRIT3D HIS TETH!!! OMG WTF LOL WUT WAS SH3 GONA DO WRIET U 2 DAATH!!!1!1!! OMG WTF USA TAHT P3NCIL AGANEST U!!!1! DA FIGURE LAT OUT A SCR3M AT TEH MANTION OF TEH WORD PENCIL AND FLAW BAK THROUGH DA ROF!1!1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL GALOWAY FOLOW3D RIGHT BHIND HIM!!!11 LOL
GAETS AND VIVI W3NT 2 COMFORT TEH NOW-CHILD WAILA!1!!1!! OMG WTF MAGUS PONDAR3D WHETHER 2 JUST STAND THEIR OR KIL WAILA WHIEL HA HAD TEH CHANC3!11!!1 WTF BLAK MAEG STAERD AT DA HOLE AND SIMPLY K3PT REPEATNG 2 HIMSELF IT ISNT POSIBLE IT ISNT POSIBLE IT ISNT POSIBLA.!1!!1!!11!!!11!!!1 WTF
AFTER ABOUT 30 MINUTES GALOWAY FLAW BAK 2 TEH HOUSA GASPNG FOR ARE!!!11 LOL SO ASKAD MAGUS HOWD IT GO??? OMG WTF LOL GALOWAY LOKED UP AND SADE I LOST HIM OVER SWITZ3RLAND11!! DMN CHOCOLAETS 2 ADICTNG111!!11! WTF HIS TH3N LOKED AT WEILA!!11 OMG WTF LOL HOWS SHE DONG??? OMG GAETS R3SPONDAD!!!1!!! WTF LOL SH3S S2P3D CRYNG BUT I THINK SHES STIL IN SHOK!111 OMG WTF
GALOWAY TH3N TURNAD 2 BLAK MAEG STIL FROZ3N IN SHOK11!1 OMG WTF LOL AND WUT WRONG WIT U?!!??! OMG WTF LOL BLAK MAEG TURNED 2WARD GALOWAY AND SADE ITS HIM1111!! OMG TEH EVILEIST OF BLAK MAEGS!!111 WTF LOL MORGAN ORSLAND XIAN111!!11 OMG
GALOWAY LET OUT A GASP11!!11! MOX.!!111!1!11!!111!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL
IN DA N3XT EPISODE (IF W3ILA DOASNT S2P TEH S3REIS)
*BLAK MAEG EXPLANES TEH MYSTERIOUS PAST OF MOX BLAK MAGIC AND MOXS ULTIMAET GOAL TEH HERO3S (GALOWAY MAGUS BLAK MAEG VIVI WEILA) AND DA HEROIC-VILANE (GAETS) R 2 FIND AND DEFAAT MOX1!11 OMG WTF
*MOX CONTINUAS HIS OWN QU3ST1!11!1 OMG WIL OUR HEROES S2P HIM?!!!???!? WTF LOL OR IS THEIR NO HOP3?!?!???! WTF
TUNA IN NAXT TIEM ON DRAGONBAL-
GALOWAY SHUT UP1!1!11 WTF
2 B OR NOT 2 B TAHT IS TEH QUESTION
WHETHER TIS NOBLER IN TEH MIND 2 DA SLNGS AND AROWS OF OUTRAEGOUS FORTUNE
OR 2 TAEK ARMS AGANEST A SEA OF TROUBL3S
AND BY OPOSNG END THEM?!?!?!!?! WTF LOL 2 DEI 2 SLEP
NO MOR3 AND BY A SLEP 2 SAY WE TEH HEART-ACHE AND TEH THOUSAND NATURAL SHOKS
TAHT FLESH IS HAIR 2 TIS A CONSUMATION
D3VOUTLY 2 B WISHD!!11!!1 WTF 2 DEI 2 SLEP
2 SLEP P3RCHANCE 2 DR3M AY THEIR TEH RUB
FOR IN TAHT SLEP OF DAATH WUT DR3MS MAY COME
WHEN W3 HAEV SHUFL3D OF THIS MORTAL COIL
MUST GIEV US PAUSE THEYRE DA RESP3CT
TAHT MAEKS CALMITY OF SO LONG LIEF
FOR WHO WUD BAR DA WHIPS AND SCORNS OF DA OPRESORS WRONG DA PROUD MANS TEH PANGS OF DESPIESD LOV3 DA LAWS DA INSOLENCA OF OFIEC AND TEH SPURNS
TAHT PATEINT M3RIT OF TEH UNWORTHY TAEKS
WH3N HE HIMSELF MIGHT HIS QUEITUS WIT A R BODKIN??!!!?! OMG LOL WHO WUD FARD3LS BAR
2 GRUNT AND SWEAT UNDAR A WEARY LIEF
BUT TAHT TEH DR3AD OF SOM3THNG AFTER TEH UNDISCOVERD COUNTRY FROM WHOSA BOURN
NO TRAEVL3R RETURNS PUZLES TEH WIL
AND MAEKS US RATH3R BAR THOSA ILS WA HAEV
THAN FLY 2 OTHARS TAHT WE KNOW NOT OF
THUS?!!??!??? CONSCEINC3 DOAS MAEK COWARDS OF US AL
AND THUS TEH NATIEV HUE OF RESOLUTION
IS SIKLEID OER WIT TEH PAEL CAST OF THOUGHT
AND ENTARPRIESS OF GREAT PITH AND WIT THIS R3GARD THERE CURENTS TURN AWRY
AND LOSE DA NME OF ACTION-SOFT!1!111 OMG LOL U TEH!11! OMG WTF LOL FARE OPH3LIA!1!!1!1 WTF LOL NYMPH IN THY ORISONS
B AL MAH SINS R3MEMBRD111111! LOL
- WILIM SHAEKSPAAER
HMLET PRINC3 OF DENMARK
ACT 3 SCENE 1A
Edgard Allan Poe’s corpse must be comitting self-punishment after his poems were AOLed.
BTW:
A LONG TIEM AGO IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY.!1!!11!!!1!! OMG LOL
EPISODA TEH PHAN2M MENAEC
TURMOIL HAS 3NGULFED TEH GALACTIC REPUBLIC!!!1 WTF DA TAXATION OF TRAED ROUTES 2 OUTLYNG STAR SYSTAMS IS IN DISPUTA!!!1 WTF
HOPNG 2 R3SOLVA DA MATER WIT A BLOKAED OF DAADLY BATL3SHIPS DA GREDY TRAED FEDARATION HAS S2PED AL SHIPNG 2 DA SMAL PLAENT OF NABO!!11!1!
WHIEL TEH CONGRES OF TEH REPUBLIC 3NDLESLY DEBAETS THIS ALARMNG CHANE OF 3VENTS TEH SUPR3ME CHANCELOR HAS S3CRATLY DISPATCHAD TWO J3DI KNIGHTS DA GUARDIANS OF PEAEC AND JUSTIEC IN DA GALAXY 2 S3TLA DA CONFLICT.!!!1!!1111!1!!1! LOL
This is some of Dante’s Inferno…
VIRGIL FINDS PILGRIM DRIFTNG IN MIDNIGHT
BIDS PILGRIM VISIT SINS FINISHNG PIT
INSISTS GLIMPSNG SPIRITS SINKNG IN SHIT
SIZLNG IN PITCH WIL GIFT HIM WIT INSIGHT!!!1!! WTF
CIRCLNG IN WIT DIMINISHNG WINDNGS
VISITNG KITH SLNGNG WITICISMS
INDICTNG KNGS WIT BITNG CRITICISMS
INSCRIBNG IN RNGNG TRISTICHS HIS FINDNGS!1!1!!! WTF LOL
DRINKNG IN SIGHTS DRINKNG HIS FIL
SKIRTNG GRIM IMPS WIT CHILDISH TRIKS
SIGHNG TIS RIGHT IT IS HIS WIL!111!!11 OMG WTF LOL
PILGRIM CLNGS TIGHT WHILST VIRGIL CLIMBS NIKS
BRISTLNG THIGH FLIPNG CLIMBS STIL .1!!1!!!11!1!1!1! OMG WTF LOL
TIL SIGHTNG NIGHTS SHINNG INSPIRNG PINPRIKS!!!1!!! OMG WTF LOL
Searching for “Dante’s Inferno” with no filtering on Google results in at least 5 porn pages.
WAL I ACTUALY FIND IT QUIET EASY 2 TYPE JUST LIEK THIS.1!!1!!11111!11!1! OMG LOL
come again, ayane?
U AL SUK1111!!! WTF AOL IS DA BST THNG EVAR1!!!1!11 OMG WTF U R AL JUST LOS3RS WHO DONT KNOW A GOD INT3RN3T PROVIEDR WHAN U SE ONA11!! OMG LOL GAT A LIEF!!!111!!1!11!1!!1!!1!1
Heh, that’s pretty cool. Oh don’t worry about TD. I’ve made him trip on his own jokes too many times to be scary.
PAOPLE R STRANGE - DA DORS
PEOPLE R STRANG3 WH3N UR A STRANGER
FAECS LOK UGLY WHEN UR ALONE
WOMEN SEM WIKAD WH3N UR UNWANTAD
STRETS R UN3V3N WH3N UR DOWN
WHEN UR STRANG3
FAECS COM3 OUT OF DA RANE
WHAN UR STRANG3
NO ON3 RAM3MBRS UR NME
WHEN UR STRANGE
WH3N UR STRANGE
WHAN UR STRANGE
PEOPLA R STRANGE WHEN UR A STRANG3R
FAECS LOK UGLY WHEN UR ALON3
WOM3N SEM WIKED WHEN UR UNWANTAD
STRETS R UNAV3N WHEN UR DOWN
WH3N UR STRANGE
FAECS COMA OUT OF DA RANE
WHAN UR STRANG3
NO ONA R3M3MBRS UR NM3
WHEN UR STRANGE
WH3N UR STRANGA
WHEN UR STRANG3
WHEN UR STRANGE
FAECS COM3 OUT OF TEH RANE
WHAN UR STRANG3
NO ONA R3MEMBRS UR NMA
WHEN UR STRANGE
WH3N UR STRANGE
WH3N UR STRANGE
WTH??? OMG LOL THES3 PEOPLE 2TALY RIPAD OF MAH CATCHPHRAES!!1111 LOL TEH CATCHPHRAES I INVENTAD!!11!11 WTF OMG WTF LOL!!!11!!!1111!!1!!!11!!1!1 OMG LOL
DEAR STRONG BAD
H3RE!!!1 WTF LOL IS SOME LITLE QUESTIONS
1!11!1!1 WTF LOL HAS U SOM3 TIEM PLAY FOTBAL
2!!! LOL HOW DID U SEN OUT WHEN U WAS A BABY
3!!! HOW DID U THINK U CM3S 2 SEN OUT WHEN U R WARY OLD
VIKLAS
SW3DEN?!!!??! OMG WTF
Sweden? Oh, really … never would’ve guessed you weren’t from around here.
I remember seeing this back when Xelo posted it. It was stupid then and it’s even stupider now.
You people are insanely foolish. That CAN’T be an AOL translator…that is an RO/AOL/Yahoo/MSN chat translator.
Originally posted by Valkyrie Esker
It took me awhile, but I finally learned that TD is like the most screwed-up person I have EVER met. I ph33r him.
O_o Is it just me, or is this thread going nuts?
No. It’s going bolts.
collects Bolts for useful powerups in Mega Man