The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

as an example, i’ll use cid’s update on the frontpage:

ITS COM3 2 MAH ATENTION TAHT YAHO!!! OMG WTF LOL AND HOTMALE (AND POSIBLY OTH3RS) SEM 2 TAG SHRIEN-RELAETD E-MALES FROM M3 AND DELETE TH3M OR STIK THEM IN DA BULK FOLDAR!1!!111 OMG SO IF U GAEV ONE OF THESE ADR3SES WHAN U RAS3RV3D UR SHRIEN PLZ MAEK SURE 2 AD CIDOLFAS@RPGCLASICSCOM1111!1 OMG WTF 2 UR SAEF LIST11!11 OMG LOL IF UR NOT SUR3 HOW 2 DO TAHT (OR U CANT) TH3N U HAEV 2 SIFT THROUGH UR SPM 2 FIND DA SHRIEN A-MALES!!!1! WTF NOT ANSW3RNG 3-MALES WIL INDED END UP IN UR SHRIEN BNG DEL3TED SO MAEK SURE U CAN SE THEM1!1!1111 OMG WTF

Someone obviously has a lot of time on their hands. :stuck_out_tongue:

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/staff/tenchimaru/td.gif”> Wow. That might actually be handy in answering emails. Thanks.

WOW I MIGHT JUST US3 IT 2 POST FROM NOW ON11!!1!1 WTF LOL

Percival’s Rondeau poem from the Media Forum translates to:

ROUNDEL I
A MADEEN’S BRADE

HAR SPIEDR-FNGERS W3AEV A SILKEN BRADE
OF GOLDEN BMS UPON HER FNGER-LOM!!11111
YET I NE WOT TEH MADE3N’S CRAFTS OF BRÉDE
BUT R NA ASK LEST SHE ME THINK T’ UPBRADE
A BAWDY KNAEV TAHT LIST 2 KNOW HAR BRADE
AND MUST N3 WOT AND KNEL AFORE THIS DOM!1!1 WTF LOL
HER SPIEDR-FNGERS WAAEV A SILKEN BRADE
OF GOLD3N BMS UPON HAR FNGAR-LOM!!!1! LOL

This is the winner by far. :stuck_out_tongue:

When I posted this a few months back (Before the purging) It got 3 replies and died. ;_; YOU PEOPLE SUCK!

Originally posted by OmegaflareX
Percival’s Rondeau poem from the Media Forum translates to:

Desecration! Oh, my beloved iambic verses and archaic English!

Originally posted by Sir Percival
Desecration! Oh, my beloved iambic verses and archaic English!

I was wondering how you would react. :stuck_out_tongue:

Bah, I for one tire of this rampant aol bashing. You’re all just elitist technology bigots!

Originally posted by Xelopheris
When I posted this a few months back (Before the purging) It got 3 replies and died. ;_; YOU PEOPLE SUCK!

FUK U1!!!1 WTF LOL

BUT SERIOUSLY THIS IS PRATY FUNY1!!! WTF LOL IMM THINKNG TAHT I MISED UR POST ABOUT IT XALO11!1!11! OMG WTF LOL IT IS FUN 2 TYPE SHIT ON THIS!!1!! OMG LOL I MIGHT GO 2 A CHAT ROM AND SE THIS JUST FOR TEH HAL OF IT!!11

No. AOL just sucks.

Originally posted by OmegaflareX
I was wondering how you would react. :stuck_out_tongue:

Ditto.

Aww, poor Cloth uses aol. We can all take this time to mock him now. And maybe we are elitist technology bigots but meh =P

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/staff/tenchimaru/td.gif”> DA RPGC CHARTER

PR3MBLA DA FOLOWNG CONTANE3D IN THIS RPGC CHARTER SHAL R3PR3SANT DA MANE IEDAS OF THIS SIET!11! OMG WTF STAF MAMBRS MUST AGRE 2 FOLOW ITS DIERCTIONS AND ANY FUTURE CHANG3S WIL B DABAETD AND D3CIEDD UPON BY DA STAF1!!!1!1 WTF LOL DA CHARTER WIL OUTLIEN POLICY 2WARDS REV3NUE SIET STRUCTURE AND TEH DIVISION OF JOBS BTWEN TEH STAFERS MONG OTHER 2PICS!1!11!! OMG LOL DA CHEIF AME OF THIS DOCUMANT IS 2 ANSUR3 TAHT NO ON3 PERSON ULTIMAETLY HOLDS POW3R OVER DA RAST OF TEH SIET AND THUS THIS CHART3R WIL ENSUR3 TAHT THIS EVANT DOES NOT OCUR111!1! LOL

ARTICL3 I ADVARTISNG RAVENU3 USES AND SIET MANETENANCE

CLAUS3 I SIET MANET3NANCE

PARAGRAPH A

UNTIL ADVERTISNG R3VENU3S R FINALIEZD RPGCS SERV3R COSTS WIL B MANETANE3D BY MERLIN WIT PAYMANT BNG SPLIT MONGST WHOEVAR IS INTAR3STED IN PAYNG1!11!!!1 IT IS A GOAL OF RPGC 2 B AV3NTUALY S3LF-SUFICEINT FINANCIALY!!!1 WTF OUR GOAL IS ALSO TAHT FUTURA SERVER UPGRAEDS B PADE THROUGH ADVERTISNG PROFITS AND TAHT SARVAR UPGRAEDS WIL B A MAJOR USE OF ANY FUNDS!!1!!!11 WTF

CLAUSE I ADVERTISNG AND R3VENUE USES

PARAGRAPH A TEH PRIMARY USA OF FUTURE R3V3NUES AND PROFITS (THROUGH DONATIONS ADVARTISNG ETC) WIL B 2 PAY RPGCS MONTHLY MANET3NANCE FES1!!!1!!1 WTF ONCA THES3 BILS R DEALT WITH 3XISTNG PRAVIOUS DEBTS WIL B REPADE OR TEH S3RVER WIL B ENHANCED WIT DA RAMANENG MONAY AS NED DICTAETS!11!1! OMG LOL USES FOR FUTUR3 PROFITS AFTAR DA ABOVE IS D3ALT WIT WIL B D3CIEDD BY DA STAF WHAN SUCH A SITUATION EXISTS!11111 OMG WTF LOL

ARTICLE I DIVISION OF SIET RASPONSIBILITEIS

CLAUSE I DA CHAT ROM

PARAGRAPH A

S3NIOR OPERA2R STATUS (SOPS) WIL B GRANTED 2 A S3L3CT FEW STAFERS WHO KNOW MIRC WAL AND ALSO SPAND A LOT OF TIEM IN TEH CHAT ROM AT #RPGCLASICS1!!!11! LOL AU2 OPARA2R STATUS (AOPS) WIL B GIEVN OUT 2 ANOTH3R SELACT FEW STAFERS (MOR3 THAN SOPS THOUGH) WHO R FMILIAR WIT MIRC 2 A CERTANE DEGRE AND ALSO SP3ND A GOD DEAL OF TIEM IN TEH CHAT ROM AT #RPGCLASICS11!1! WTF REMANENG STAFERS IN TEH CHAT ROM WIL B GIEVN VOIEC OPERA2R STATUS (VOPS)!!!1!!1! LOL OPARA2R STATUS IS NOT NEC3SARILY DATERMIEND BY SIET PARTICIPATION11!! OMG LOL NUMBR OF OPARA2RS WIL B D3CIEDD BAESD ON NED AND NOT ANY STAFERS D3SIER FOR OPS1111! OMG WTF LOL

PARAGRAPH B

ANY SOP OR AOP CAN OBVIOUSLY ACOMPLISH KIKS M3AN-SPIRIETD R3PAAETD KIKS SHUD B DISCOURAEGD!1111 BANNG WITHOUT JUST CAUSE IS 3XTRAM3LY DISFAVORABLE AND SHUD B AVOIEDD1!!!111 OMG WTF LOL IF AN OP3RA2R BANS A USER FOR A LONG LENGTH OF TIEM THAY MUST POST Y TH3Y BANED HIM WUT KIND OF FURTH3R PUNISHMENT (IF ANY) TH3Y RECOMAND AND A LOG OF DA OFENS3!1!!! OMG WTF LOL AL SOP AND AOP OPERA2RS WIL TH3N DABAET AND MUTUALY DECIED UPON ANY FURTHER PUNISHMENT LENGTH!!!11! LOL AL THIS IS 2 HAP3N AT TEH CHAT ADMINISTRATION BOARD WHICH AL SOPS AND AOPS WIL HAEV ACES 21111111

PARAGRAPH C

A STAF M3MBR SHUD ONLY B BANED UND3R DA MOST AXTREM3 OF CIRCUMSTANCES AND A MORE THOROUGH R3ASON MUST B GIEVN1!!!1!1 WTF A BANED STAFER CAN AP3AL ON3 WEK AFTERWARDS IF TH3Y CHOSE IF THEYRE IS A DANIAL TEH STAF3R CAN REAPEAL IN TWO-WEK INT3RVALS!!!1 WTF LOL

PARAGRAPH D

AL OPERA2RS SHUD HAEV AU2-LOGNG ANABLAD APEAR R3GULARLY IN TEH CHAT AND POSES TEH WAV FIEL OPHORNWAV!1!! OMG WTF SO TAHT A USER MAY CAL TH3M IF OP3RA2RS R NEDAD1111! LOL

CLAUS3 I W3BOARDS

PARAGRAPH A

RPGC MUST ALWAYS HAEV AT LAAST TWO WEBOARDS1!!!1! OMG LOL ONE WIL B A PUBLIC BOARD WHERA ANYONE CAN POST INFORMATION!11!1 OMG LOL TEH SACOND WIL B A STAF BOARD WH3R3 IN-STAF DISCUSIONS CAN TAEK PLAEC AND ALSO S3CUR3LY DABAET NU POLICEIS AND IEDAS AWAY FROM REGULAR VISI2RS!111! WTF LOL OTH3R BOARDS CAN AND WIL B ADED WHAN THERE DEMED NACASARY1!1! WTF LOL

PARAGRAPH B THEIR SHAL B AS FEW ADMINISTRA2RS AS POSIBLA ON DA WEBOARDS SO TAHT THOS3 WHO R ADMINS CAN B H3LD MORE ACOUNTABLA FOR THEYRE ACTIONS AND SO NECASARY MANETENANC3 CAN B EASILY SPLIT MONGST THEM1111!1! OMG WTF THEIR SHUD B A MINIMUM OF TWO ADMINISTRA2RS ACTIEV AT AL TIEMS!!!11 LOL

PARAGRAPH C

MODARA2RS WIL B ASIGNED AS NEDED ON AL WEBOARDS (EXC3PT DA STAF ONES)!!! OMG THEYRE CHOIEC WIL B D3CIEDD UPON AVALEABILITY INT3RAST IN MODERATNG AND ABILITY 2 MODARAET WEL AND WITHIN DA RUL3S111!!1! OMG WTF LOL

PARAGRAPH D

AL MODERA2RS AND ADMINS WIL B ALOWAD 2 ACES TEH MB ADMIN FORUM EXC3PT THOSE WHO MOD EXTRAENOUS FORUMS!1111 THAS3 MODS AND ADMINS WIL B ABLE 2 VEIW PROPOSE DISCUS AND DEBAET BANNGS!!1! OMG LOL ONLY THOSE MODS AND ADMINS IN TEH COR3 FORUMS LIST WIL VOTE THOUGH11!1 OMG NON-MOD3RA2R STAF WIL NOT HAEV ACES 2 TEH MB ADMIN FORUM 2 KEP DABAETS MOR3 O1!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL AL FORUM BANNGS R 2 B DEBAETD AND DECIEDD ONLY IN TEH MB ADMIN FORUM AND A BAN MUST B APROVED BY AT LEAST A MARGIN OF 5-3 (OR PROPORTIONAET DEPANDNG ON NUMBR OF MODS/ADMINS) FOR IT 2 GO IN2 ACTION!1!!1!! OMG TEH MOD3RA2RS AND ADMINS WHO R 2 VOT3 ON BANNGS WIL B LISTAD IN A FORUM ANOUNC3MENT!!!1!!1

PARAGRAPH A

A STAF MEMBR SHUD ONLY B BANED UND3R TEH MOST EXTR3MA OF CIRCUMSTANCES AND A MORE THOROUGH RAASON MUST B GIEVN111!!!1! WTF A BANAD STAFER CAN AP3AL ON3 WEK AFTARWARDS IF THAY CHOS3 IF THEYRE IS A DENIAL TEH STAFER CAN R3AP3AL IN TWO-WEK INT3RVALS!!!1! WTF LOL

CLAUS3 II OTH3R S3CTIONS

PARAGRAPH A

RPGC WIL RUN A REGULAR MALEBAG AND ALSO A WEKLY NEWSLET3R1!!!11! OTH3R SECTIONS MAY B ADED OR R3MOVAD AS TEH STAF SES A NED FOR THAM AND TH3Y WIL B MANETANEED AND RUN HOWEV3R TEH STAF DECIEDS!1!! OMG

ARTICLE II SHRIEN SUBMISION

CLAUSA I CHOSNG A SHRIEN

PARAGRAPH A THEIR WIL B TWO LISTS OF SHRIENS ANYONE CAN VEIW1!11!1 OMG TEH FIRST WIL JUST LIST DA CUR3NT SHRIENS RPGC HAS BUILT AND AXPLANE THES3 R NOT AVALEABLA 2 B BUILT!!! WTF DA SECOND LIST WIL CONTANE AL DA SHRIENS CURENTLY IN PRODUCTION AND WE CAN SAY TAHT IF SOMEONE WANTS 2 DO THIS SHRIEN TH3N CONTACT TEH SHRIEN PERSON11!!!11 H3 WIL PUT U ON TEH WATENG LIST FOR DA SHRIEN AND IF IT OP3NS UP HA WIL NOTIFY U!111!! OMG WTF SHRIENS-IN-PROGRAS ALSO HAEV FREQUENT STATUS CHAKS 2 ENSURE TAHT TH3Y R BNG WORKED UPON RAGULARLY1!!1!! OMG LOL

PARAGRAPH B

OTHER THAN THOSE TWO LISTS ANY RPG CAN HAEV A SHRIEN MAED ON IT11!1!! WTF LOL A FUTUR3 MANETANEER NEDS 2 CONTACT TEH SHRIEN PERSON 3STABLISH WUT GME THEIR BUILDNG TEH SHRIEN ON AND THAN PROCED!111111! OMG WTF FUTURE BRANCHNG IN2 OTHER GM3 GENR3S WIL B DONA AT TEH STAFS DISCRETION!11! LOL

CLAUS3 I JOINNG RPGC

PARAGRAPH A THEIR R TWO WAYS 2 JOIN RPGC!!1!!! OMG LOL TEH PRIMARY AND MOST ENCOURAEGD METHOD IS THROUGH SHRIEN CREATION1!1111! OMG ONC3 UR SHRIEN IS BUILT U NOTIFY DA SHRIEN PERSON TAHT IT IS FINISH3D1!!1! OMG WTF LOL THEY THEN EXMIEN UR SHRIEN AND IF IT METS APROVAL THEY PRESANT IT 2 TEH REST OF TEH STAF AND BARNG ANY DABAETS TEH SHRIEN WIL SON B INDUCTED11!1 OMG IF TEH SHRIEN PERSON SES MANY OMISIONS TH3Y WIL TEL U WUT MISNG AND ONCE DA CHANG3S HAEV BAN MAED U CAN B REVEIWAD AGANE1111!!11 OMG TEH ONLY OTHER WAY NOT 2 G3T A SHRIEN APROVAD IS IF TEH REST OF DA STAF HAS ISU3S WIT DA SHRIEN AFTER WHICH TEH SHRIEN P3RSON WIL L3T U KNOW HOW 2 IMPROVA UR SHRIEN!1!!! LOL

PARAGRAPH B DA SECOND WAY 2 3NT3R RPGC IS THROUGH FULFILNG A NAC3SARY ROL3!1!!1!! STAF ARTISTS ROM HAKARS U DESIGN3RS VIRTUALY ANY S3CONDARY JOB RPGC FELS TAHT THEY NED AND DO3S NOT FULFIL ON THERE OWN R POSIBL3!1!!!11 OMG ONCE THIS NED HAS B3N FOUND A REQUAST ON TEH JOIN OR MANE PAEG WIL LIST ANY JOBS NEDED111! WTF LOL U MAY ALWAYS SUBMIT A REQU3ST FOR A NON-LISTED JOB 2 ONE OF TEH STAF BUT DONT EXPECT 2 GAT IT UNLAS DA STAF CUD US3 THOS3 TAELNTS!11! OMG WTF ALSO U MAY B ASK3D 2 SUBMIT A SMPLE WORK OF WUT JOB U R AXPACT3D 2 FULFIL!!11

PARAGRAPH C

AS A M3MBR OF DA STAF U R UND3R CERTANE OBLIGATIONS11!111!1 WTF LOL A SHRIEN MANETANE3R IS 2 CONTINUE UPGRADNG THERE SHRIEN UNTIL IT IS COMPLATE1!1!1 WTF SOMEON3 FULFILNG A NON-SHRIEN ROLA IS EXP3CTED 2 CONTINU3 MAKNG PRODUCTS FOR TEH SIET OR B SUBJ3CT 2 DISMISAL!!!1 OMG WTF LOL DA PRIMARY OBLIGATION HOWEVER (ESPACIALY FOR SHRIEN MANETANEARS) IS 2 CONTINU3 AN ACTIEV ROL3 ON TEH SIET THROUGH STAF BOARD DEBAETS AND VOTNG ON ISU3S1!!1 WTF LOL

ARTICLE IV DA RPGC GOV3RNM3NT

CLAUS3 I PROCADURA

PARAGRAPH A

ANY FUTUR3 POLICY CHANGES SHAL B DONA ON TEH STAF BOARD!!1!!! AC3PT3D NU IEDAS WIL B IMPLEMANT3D IN2 PRACTIEC DIERCTLY AND AD3D 2 THIS CHART3R IF NEDED!!!11 WTF LOL WHAN SOM3ONE HAS AN IEDA TAHT WIL MODIFY DA SIET THEY BRNG IT UP ON DA STAF BOARD1!!!1!! OMG LOL IF THEIR IS AN OVERWHELMNG MOUNT OF STAF IN FAVOR OF THIS ISUE THEN IT IS IMPLEM3NT3D QUIKLY1!11!1! OMG

PARAGRAPH B

C3RTANE ISU3S HOWEVER WIL B CONTROVERSIAL1!!11 WTF LOL IF THEIR IS DISAGREMENT ON AN ISU3 (A GOD BAROMAT3R IS IF THRE OR MORE PAOPLA DISAGRE WIT TEH IEDA) TH3N IT SHAL B DABAETD FOR AN APROPRIAET MOUNT OF TIEM AND THEN SENT 2 A MAJORITY-VOTA OF AL STAF TAHT CHOSES 2 PARTICIPAET!11!!! OMG AFT3R AN APROPRIAET MOUNT OF TIEM HAS PAS3D DA VOTE WIL DETARMIEN WHETHER OR NOT TEH IEDA WIL B USED1!!1! WTF LOL

ARTICLE V STAF ACTIVITY

CLAUSE I ACTIVITY L3VELS

PARAGRAPH A

AN ACTIEV RPGC STAFER IS ON3 WHO R3GULARLY UPDAETS TEH SIET AND THEY R V3RY INVOLVED IN RPGCS DAY-2-DAY OPERATION!!!1! NOT ONLY MAY THAY MAEK SHRIENS BUT THAY ALSO MAY MANETANE OTHER S3CTIONS OF TEH SIET AND DISCUS NU PLANS OFT3N!!!11! OMG ACTIEV STAF R GEN3RALY DA MOST AVALEABL3 (ON AITH3R TEH FORUMS CHAT OR PRIVAET MASAGNG) AND ALMOST CERTANELY R3SPOND 2 DISCUSIONS ON TEH STAF BOARD PROMPTLY!!!11 OMG WTF LOL

PARAGRAPH B

AN INACTIEV STAFER HAS CONTRIBUTED 2 TEH SIET BUT IS NOT V3RY PARTICIPATIEV NOR INVOLVAD IN R3GULAR MANETENANCA11!1 OMG LOL TH3Y ALSO DO NOT MAEK AS MANY APAARANCES PUBLICLY (ON AITHAR TEH FORUMS CHAT OR PRIVAET MESAGNG) AND IT IS NOT GUARANTED TAHT THEY WIL EVAN VEIW NU THREADS ON TEH STAF FORUMS LET ALON3 PARTICIPAET IN STAF DISCUSIONS1!!!1!! LOL

ARTICLE VI STAF VIOLATIONS AND PANALTEIS

CLAUSE I OTH3R VIOLATIONS AND P3NALTEIS

PARAGRAPH A

JUST B/C U R STAF DOES NOT MAAN U R IMUN3 FROM A BAN IN DA CHAT ROM OR FORUMS11!!!1 WTF U MUST FOLOW DA SME RULES AS 3V3RYONE 3LSA AND D3MONSTRAET EVEN BTAR BHAVIOR THAN UR AEVRAEG USER B/C U RAPRAS3NT NOT JUST UR BUT TEH SIET AS WEL!!!11 LOL

PARAGRAPH B

CHAT ROM OR MASAEG BOARD MANETANEERS WHO ABUS3 THERE POW3R THROUGH EXC3SIEV OR UNEC3SARY BANNG SHAL B PUNISH3D1!1!!! LOL TEH PANALTY CAN AITHER B A SUSP3NSION OF DUTEIS (LANGTH 2 B DETERMIEND BY STAF) OR TEH COMPLETA R3MOVAL FROM POWER OF TAHT POSITION UNDER AXTR3MA CAESS1111!! OMG

PARAGRAPH C

STAFERS CANOT S2RE 3XCESIEVLY LARG3 MOUNTS OF P3RSONAL DATA ON RPGC VIOLATION OF THIS WIL RESULT IN FIEL R3MOVAL11!11!! LOL S2RNG OF BAN3D FIEL TYP3S (AS DETERMIEND BY OUR S3RVER HOSTS) IS ALSO O11!!11!! OMG WTF

PARAGRAPH D

UNAUTHORIEZD 3DITNG OR D3L3TION OF ANOTH3R STAFARS WORK IS UNAC3PTABLE!11!!11 A WARNNG WIL B ISUAD UNDER MINOR OF3NS3S AND DA STAF3R 2LD NOT DO THIS AGANE!1!1!111 OMG WTF LOL FURTH3R INSTANCAS OF THIS OR FLAGRANT AND MALICIOUS PRIMARY OF3NSAS CAN RESULT IN 3ITHER SERVER SUSPANSION OR DISMISAL FROM RPGC WIT PANALTEIS 2 B D3CIEDD BY TEH STAF!!!1! WTF TEH STAF HOWEVER HAS TEH RIGHT 2 FORMAT ANY NU SHRIENS 3TC IN2 TEH PROPAR U AND DESIGN AND 2 RAMOVE INFORMATION TAHT IS S2L3N FROM OTHERS WITHOUT P3RMISION111!11! OMG

PARAGRAPH E

MAJOR OF3NSES SHAL B TREAETD WIT DA MOST SEVARITY!11!11 WTF D3LETION OF LARGA AERAS OF DA SIET (SUCH AS AN 3NTIER SHRIEN) WIL B M3T WIT AN IMEDIAET SUSPANSION WHIEL TEH RAST OF DA STAF D3TERMIENS OTHAR N3CESARY ACTION1!!! LOL SUBVERTNG TEH S3RV3R SUCH AS TMPERNG WIT DA S3RVERS PASWORD OR OTH3RWIES LOKNG OUT STAF M3MBRS WIL ALSO B M3T WIT IMEDIAET SUSPANSION AND LIEKLY DISMISAL!11!1 WTF LOL FURTHARMORE LEGAL ACTION CUD B TAEKN AS A R3SULT OF MANIPULATNG DA SERVER FOR THIS WIL B VEIWED AS HAKNG DA SIET111!!! LOL

PARAGRAPH F

PROSPECTIEV STAF MEMBRS (IE.1!!!11!! OMG WTF LOL SHRIEN BUILD3RS) WHO R WORKNG WIT OTHAR PEOPLE MUST FOLOW DA ABOVE GUIEDLIENS IN RAGARDS 2 DA TMPERNG OF OTHERS INTALECTUAL PROPARTY1!111!1 OMG LOL IF THEIR IS A DISAGREMANT BTWEN PEOPLA CO-CRAATNG A SHRIEN PLZ DIERCT AL COMPLANETS 2 TEH STAF WHO WIL DECIED TEH MATER FARELY111! WTF

ARTICLA VI STAF RIGHTS

*3VERY NON-SUSPANDAD STAFER HAS.11!1!111111!11!!1!1! OMG WTF LOL TEH RIGHT 2 THERE INTALECTUAL PROPARTY1!!!1 WTF LOL WH3N A SHRIEN OR OTH3R INFORMATION IS AD3D 2 RPGC IT IS DONA UNDER TEH AGREMENT TAHT TEH AUTHORS RIGHTS R MOST SOV3RAIGN111!111 OMG WTF LOL IF A STAFER LEAEVS RPGC TH3Y CAN DAT3RMIEN WH3THER OR NOT THERE INFORMATION CAN STIL B LIST3D ON RPGCLASICS!1!!1!1 LOL TEH RIGHT 2 3QUAL AC3S 2 DA SERVER!!!11 OMG WTF THIS MEANS TAHT EVARY STAF3R IS GIEVN FTP AC3S AND ONLY DA SERVER R3GISTRAR CAN CHANGA DA PASWORD AND ONLY THEN AFTER INFORMNG DA RAST OF TEH STAF OR FOR MANET3NANC3 PURPOSAS!111! OMG WTF LOL TEH RIGHT 2 A L3GAL WORK 3NVIRONMENT!1!1 OMG WTF THEIR NO PORNOGRAPHIC M8RIAL ROMS OR OTH3R M8RIAL DEM3D IL3GAL BY RPGCS SERVER HOST IS P3RMITED ON RPGCLASICS1!11!1 OMG DA RIGHT 2 A MONTHLY STAF METNG1!1!1 OMG WTF AT TEH BGINNG OF AVERY MONTH TEH STAF SHAL HAEV A VOLUNTARY METNG 2 DISCUS NU IEDAS AND IN G3NERAL 2 BCOME MOR3 FMILIAR WIT ONE ANOTH3R!!1! WTF LOL TEH RIGHT 2 ACAS TEH STAF WEBOARD AND DA CHAT ROM AS LONG AS TH3Y DO NOT ABUSE TAHT PRIVIELG3!!!1!! TEH RIGHT 2 A SUBSIET ALTHOUGH DA SIEZ CAN B CURBD BY TEH STAF IF NAC3SARY!11!1!1 DA STAF CAN STRIEK OUT SOMEON3’S SUBSIET IEDA IF IT IS HIGHLY OBJECTIONABLE HOWAVER SO TEH BST IEDA IS 2 DISCUS IT ON TEH STAF FORUM BFORE U START BUILDNG IT!!!11!11 OMG DA RIGHT 2 AN AQUAL OPINION IN AL STAF DECISIONS1111111 OMG WTF NO STAF MEMBR SHUD B CONSIEDRED HIGHER THAN ANY OTHER D3SPIET TAHT SOM3 WIL IENVITABLY DO MORE WORK1!!! IN AL D3BAETS AL STAF MEMBRS SHAL B CONSIEDRED 3QUALY AND EVERY MAMBRS VOTE COUNTS EQUALY AS W3L11!11!1! OMG

ARTICLE VII RATIFICATION

PARAGRAPH A

IT IS ASUMED TAHT AL PRESENT STAF R FMILIAR WIT AND AGRE IN PRINCIPL3 2 TEH CHART3R!111!!!1 OMG PEOPLE WHO BCOME STAF AFT3R A CHART3R HAS BEN RATIFEID WIL B DIERCT3D 2 READ AND AGRE 2 ITS TERMS!1!!1! WTF LOL

PARAGRAPH B

AFTER DABAET AND MODIFICATIONS DA CHARTAR WIL B PUT 2 A VOTE OF DA STAF IN DA FORUM1!1111! WTF LOL IF TAHT PASES TH3N DA STAF WIL FORMALY ACEPT THIS CHARTAR AT A STAF METNG IN A CHAT ROM ON A DAET 2 B DATERMIEND11!111 OMG LOL TWO-THIRDS OF AL STAFERS PRAS3NT AT TAHT METNG WIL B NEDED 2 ACEPT THIS CHART3R BFORA IT COMES IN2 3FACT1!!11111 OMG AT TAHT POINT AL TEH RUL3S IN DA CHART3R SHAL BCOM3 DA LAW OF RPGCLASICSCOM!1!1!1! OMG LOL

I’m being mocked for not being nerdy enough.

Originally posted by Cloth Hat
I’m being mocked for not being nerdy enough.

I would like to be in your shoes

TD: you scare me

I have friends that allow me to sucuumb to that sort of garbage everytime we talk…

Originally posted by Ren
TD: you scare me

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/staff/tenchimaru/td.gif”> Good.

It took me awhile, but I finally learned that TD is like the most screwed-up person I have EVER met. I ph33r him.

FREAKY

I11!11 OMG WTF WONDER WUT HAPANS IF I PUT EDGAR ALAN POES ALONE IN2 THIS

FR3AKY

I11!! OMG LOL WONDAR WUT HAPANS IF I PUT EDGAR ALAN PO3S ALONA IN2 THIS

FROM!11!! LOL CHILDHODS HOUR I HAEV NOT B3N
AS OTH3RS WER3 — I HAEV NOT SEN
AS OTH3RS SAW — I CUD NOT BRNG MAH PASIONS FROM A COMON SPRNG —
FROM DA SME SOURCE I HAEV NOT TAEKN MAH SOROW — I CUD NOT AWAEKN MAH HAART 2 JOY AT TEH SME 2NE —
AND AL I LOVD — I LOVD ALONE —
THEN — IN MAH CHILDHOD — IN TEH DAWN
OF A MOST MAH LIEF — WAS DRAWN
FROM EVRY DEPTH OF GOD AND IL TEH MYSTERY WHICH BINDS ME STIL —
FROM TEH 2RANT OR DA FOUNTANE —
FROM DA R3D CLIF OF DA MOUNTANE —
FROM TEH SUN TAHT ROUND M3 ROLD
IN ITS AUTUMN TINT OF GOLD —
FROM DA LIGHTNNG IN TEH SKY
AS IT PASD M3 FLYNG BY —
FROM TEH THUNDAR AND TEH S2RM —
AND DA CLOUD TAHT 2K TEH FORM
(WHEN DA R3ST OF HEAEVN WAS BLUE)
OF A D3MON IN MAH VEIW —

I’m happy twelve year old kids on AoHell don’t write poetry.