The Dr. Mario song

Because some dude just had to find lyrics for it.

Peach got crabs! Kind of unsurprising after all these kidnappings, I guess.

No wonder Bowser has HPV; that fucker showers less than GSG.


I just got out of the shower…

That was hilarious! Thanks a lot Zero!

Did not want.

Should come with the advisory: “WARNING: Dr Mario is not a real medical professional! Do NOT let him touch your genitals!”

Need more classic Nes songs with lyrics. srsly.

I only trust Arac for Super Mario lyrics.