Originally Posted by GunslingerGuy
What is wrong with getting drunk.
Well. There’s this (but that also involved drugs and a girlfriend and I don’t think you have either).
:hint:
I don’t even have genitalia, what would I do with a girlfriend?
I find the fact that I keep making people feel old funny.
And it’s more the fact that I’ve tasted alcohol before and didn’t like it than my age, I think. Haha.
There’s a difference between drinking and drinking yourself stupid. It’s the difference between Oscar Wilde and Yeats. Yeah I went there what what no don’t even?
Is that kitten in the middle falcon punching two other kittens simultaneously?
Do you guys notice the steady supply of good threads made by me? I single handedly keep this forum active. I think THIS thread should be a little more active. And yes I’m drunk again.
I thoroughly appreciate your level of dedication to keeping this forum alive.
I do a better job of it than 984, that’s for sure.
And I do a better job of seeing Vicki in person. Which you have not. But I have.
The 984’s cocksmanship is superior.
The only way Charlemagne has the slighest chance of getting laid in the whole world is to go to Japan and sleep with a married woman
Oh, like he couldn’t get with a dead girl. Your biocentrism belays your gentrified place within the cultural hegemony.
I still appreciate you, Charlemagne. And that nifty picture.
In recognition of all that Charlemagne has done, he should be unbanned! Hail Charlemagne!
