Spongebob for sure. He’d freaking absorb the others.
Sin(istral) vs. Sin (FFX).
Sinistral’s hair kills Sin with pure awesome. Flawless victory. For a 1v1, Jeff (Earthbound) vs Jeff Foxworthy.
Jeff would break Foxworthy’s brain by simply talking to him. Flawless Victory. Leonardo (TMNT) vs Leonardo Decaprio (did I spell his name right? ^^;; )
Leonardo the Ninja Turtle would slice Leonardo DeCaprio in half. What a sissy.
Walter Mosley (detective fiction writer and author of a great nonficiton book called “Workin’ on the Chain Gang”), Walter Cronkite (the newscaster), or the astronomer Bernard Walter.
As a television newscaster, Walter Conkrite’s inborn need to Kiss Up To Famous People tosses him out of the match, since he’d be too busy kissing ass to kill either of them. This leaves Mosley and Bernard Walter. As a writer of detective fiction, not to mention one of the Coolest Fucking Books Ever, Mosley knows how people are murdered. Bernard Walter knows how stars work. Stars don’t help in deathmatches most of the time. So I give it to Mosley.