Ok, so the other day, a spider was hanging in the middle of the kitchen doorway. And so my sisters boyfriend was gonna kill it, being the humanitarian that I am, I said “noooooo sisters boyfriend, don’t kill it, waaah wahhh waaaahhh”
Now, tonight, a spider web zipped down from the ceiling, right over my lap. I take it by its web, and start moving it away, then its starts moving back up. and i’m thinking “ewww gross, spider, I dont want it to touch my nubile skin!” so I start shaking, and waving me hand like a little girl, trying to get the spider off, then BAM! TABLE! so I try to contain my pain, cuz my sister and her boyfriend are sleeping on the couch, aayyyettttggh, attaaarrgggg, I get to the backyard, then BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGBLBLBLBLBBLBLB!!! I couldn’t beleive how much pain a table could make, I think I broke, or at leastcracked all the bones in that hand.
Thats not even the first horror story of my life involving tables.
Back when I was like 4 or 5, I had many baby sitters, and foster parents, I dont remember which one. But, you know when you’re a little kid, and somone will pick you up and swing you by your arms? well my baby sitter, would do that to my sister, brother, and I, but it would be by our feet. Now I didn’t want to do this, but my sibilings talked me into it, swing, swing, swing, BAM! CORNER OF THE COFFEE TABLE TO MY HEAD! It put a huge gouge in my skull, and my baby sitter, being a mexican of course, and not knowing much english, called my mother which was working, or somthing, screaming “I CANO STOP DE BLEEDING! I CANO STOP DE BLEEDING!!!” anyway, I don’t remember what happened after that, or why I made this thread in the first place. I just hate spiders, is all…
EDIT: I forgot to mention, I think those two spiders were the same spider! If I ever catch that fucker… IT GO SQUISH NOW!