THAT's a new experience...

there are risks to masturbating in a hot shower. you learned the hard way.

the only vision impairment i have ever had in the shower was due to the fact that the steam was so freakin thick i could hardly see my hand in front of my face.

This happened because of heat?! Holy shit. I dress all in black, wear pants and a trenchcoat in 80-90 degree weather and nothing like this has ever happened to me

are you Neo?

no, but he eats nails for breakfast.

no, but he eats nails for breakfast.

Only sometimes