Teh funneh!

I recived this by email a little while ago.

> Actual quotes taken from federal employee performance evaluations:
> 1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and
> has
> started to dig.”
> 2. “I would not allow this employee to breed”.
> 3. “This employee is really not much of a has-been, but a more
> definite
> won’t be.”
> 4. “Works well under constant supervision and when cornered like a
> rat in a
> trap”.
> 5. “When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change feet”.
> 6. “This person has delusions of adequacy”.
> 7. “He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
> achieve
> them”.
> 8. “This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot”.
> 9. This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the
> 10. “Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it
> together”.
> 11. “A gross ignoramus — 144 times worse than an ordinary
> ignoramus”.
> 12. “He doesn’t have ulcers, but he’s a carrier”.
> 13. “When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell”.
> 14. “If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he’s the
> one”.
> 15. “A photographic memory, but the lens cover is still on”.
> 16. “Donated his brain to science before he was done using it”.
> 17. “Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn’t
> 18. “He’s got two brains, one is lost and the other is out looking
> for it”.
> 19. “If he were any more stupid, we’d water him twice a week”.
> 20. “If you stand close to her, you can hear the ocean”.
> 21. “It’s hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm”.
> 22. “The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead”.

I don’t see how people would have access to these, much less be able to post them on the internet.

:hahaha; Very funny but poor guy

lmao very funny hahahaha I must have more sugar.

I’ve used “The wheel is turning…” line many times before.

What kind of e-mails do you receive? o_O
You get all the fun stuff, and I get all the wang- enlargements, stuff from someonelikesyou.com, advertisements about mouse-speakerphones (whatever the hell those are, freaky america!), compostable toilets…

My grandfather sends stuff like this to me on a regular basis. :hahaha;

  1. Old.

  2. Obviously fictional. :stuck_out_tongue:

Originally posted by Cybercompost
[b]1. Old.

  1. Obviously fictional. :stuck_out_tongue: [/b]

Yeah, I’ve seen these before. I like number 14.


I use some of those lines on a regular basis…

At least 6 of them, if not more, have appeared on the weakest link before in one form or another :-p Yes, obviously fictional… never stopped things being funny in the past, though :hahaha;

I don’t like the abbriviation, it’s silly and looks silly. And people use the abbrivation instead of actually laughing. Which is freaky.

Obviously fictiional, and something that would have been deleted if it had somehow entered my inbox, but still pretty funny. At least in parts.

It’s times like these when I’m thankful for my spam blocker. :stuck_out_tongue: