That… was damn weird.
Try the other games. Vanilla is pretty fun. I got 16-something feet.
What am I supposed to be doing in vanilla?
Growing a large bush-type thing as high as you can go. Clicking it makes it grow. The farther to the left or right when you click, the more it leans. The objective is to not let it touch the sides.
I got 19.3 feet. insert penis size joke here
Oh. Well, that’s easy, just click between the eyes and the plant won’t sway either way.
tis harder than it appears: 35 ft. I think that’s enough. a penis that long will scare away the chicks!
The screen goes blank, then everything re-appears. I’m going to go try vanilla, and I won’t make any ‘you won’t be able to get it up’ comments about the penis jokes beforehand.
well, I mean look at the damn game: how could a penis joke not be imminent? I like the other one better, though I can’t think of the name and don’t wanna open another window.
Tontie. I somehow entered a shop selling different hammers and can’t do it again.
It shows up on occasion. It only happens when you hit the little hut. The variety of enemies in Tontie is quite interesting.
The vanilla one got boring ^^, quit at 22 feet.
I enjoyed Tontie. Really wish it had some kind of save feature, though.
This again?