Starcraft is like an Ex Girlfriend

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Does that mean you suck at it?

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More like it sucks.

Does that mean you thought it was a good idea at the time but now are mind-boggled at how much time and effort you put into it?

Bandwagons are like ex girlfriends.

Target practice?

No, see, GIRLFRIENDS are like Starcraft. Because every time you have sex with them, they yell “Nuclear Launch Detected”

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I didn’t know any of your Ex Girlfriends were Korean.

Yeah…as in, I ride them all fuckin’ day!

I mean

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No, just really popular with Koreans.