# Star Wars: The Stupid Strikes Back.

**URL:** https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829
**Category:** RPGC Main Forum
**Created:** [July 5, 2004, 2:42pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829 "2004-07-05T14:42:41Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Xwing1056](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/x/58f4c7/32.png) [@Xwing1056](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Xwing1056)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2004, 4:30pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/21 "2004-07-05T16:30:49Z")

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> [@Pierson](#):
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> Don’t worry Zero, we’ll find you a place. Want to be an X-wing? \>\_\>

I think that’d be entirely inappropriate.

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### Author: ![Walhalla](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/walhalla/32/54_2.png) [@Walhalla](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Walhalla)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2004, 4:37pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/22 "2004-07-05T16:37:24Z")

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Heh, funny. Does this list have some purpose more profound than just listing, uh, people here? \>.\>

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### Author: ![Pierson](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/p/d78d45/32.png) [@Pierson](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Pierson)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2004, 4:46pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/23 "2004-07-05T16:46:40Z")

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No. Unless someone wants to film a Lego version of the Trilogy and can custom-make the little men. 😛

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### Author: ![Rirse](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/rirse/32/1285_2.png) [@Rirse](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Rirse)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2004, 4:51pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/24 "2004-07-05T16:51:11Z")

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\<img src=“[http://www.rpgclassics.com/subsites/twistedrpg/archives/images/villians/sarlac.gif](http://www.rpgclassics.com/subsites/twistedrpg/archives/images/villians/sarlac.gif)”\> I Rirse, want to play the part of the Sarlac Pit! Ragh, me eat SG like bad caik! 😃

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### Author: ![Ramza](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/ramza/32/74_2.png) [@Ramza](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Ramza)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2004, 4:52pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/25 "2004-07-05T16:52:01Z")

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If I don’t get to be the… laser…beam… … Jesus fuck. LIGHTSABER lasers too, then I don’t wanna be lasers. They don’t kill anyone interesting.

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### Author: ![Hades\_Vulvuhzela](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/h/8c91f0/32.png) [@Hades\_Vulvuhzela](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Hades_Vulvuhzela)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2004, 5:44pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/26 "2004-07-05T17:44:23Z")

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Most of these roles don’t make any sense whatsoever. The only one I agree with is Maz being THE FORCE.

Me as C3PO? What are you on? I should be fucking, VADER 😛

How is Sin the Emperor? He’s not a decrepit old man who shoots lightning out of his ass. He should be LUKE.

The Emperor should be Zeppelin or something 😛

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### Author: ![IonMage](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/i/5f9b8f/32.png) [@IonMage](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/IonMage)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2004, 5:51pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/27 "2004-07-05T17:51:30Z")

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Where am I on that list?!?

Ah well, at least we have some openings for pilots. Don’t care which side I’m on \>\_\>

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### Author: ![Nulani](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/nulani/32/41_2.png) [@Nulani](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Nulani)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2004, 5:54pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/28 "2004-07-05T17:54:58Z")

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I’m just going to pretend I know what Mon Mothma is and then give you all a beating when I do find out what it is.

I’ll also pretend that I’ve actually seen Star Wars. Beyond a small part which involved what seemed to be squeeking teddybears.

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### Author: ![Charlemagne](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/charlemagne/32/17_2.png) [@Charlemagne](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Charlemagne)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2004, 6:01pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/29 "2004-07-05T18:01:38Z")

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LAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEE!

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### Author: ![Kairi](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/kairi/32/77_2.png) [@Kairi](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Kairi)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2004, 6:03pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/30 "2004-07-05T18:03:34Z")

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> [@Zero](#):
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> I am displeased by my non-presence. ☹

ditto

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### Author: ![Pierson](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/p/d78d45/32.png) [@Pierson](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Pierson)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2004, 6:13pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/31 "2004-07-05T18:13:53Z")

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You’re just angry because you’re a eviscerated Taun Taun, Charle. 😛

Hades. Your comment is made redundant by the fact that the list exists in the first place.

I maintain that Merlin would make an awesome Ben though. 😛

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### Author: ![Charlemagne](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/charlemagne/32/17_2.png) [@Charlemagne](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Charlemagne)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2004, 6:18pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/32 "2004-07-05T18:18:17Z")

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I’LL EVICERATE YOUR FUCKING FACE!!!

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### Author: ![Pierson](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/p/d78d45/32.png) [@Pierson](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Pierson)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2004, 6:22pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/33 "2004-07-05T18:22:29Z")

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There’s the old Charlemagne we know and love. 😃

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### Author: ![Cala](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/e19adc/32.png) [@Cala](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Cala)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2004, 3:59pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/34 "2004-07-06T15:59:04Z")

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I’m not that fat dancing girl, am I? 'cause that’d be… bad. I could probably find someone better. Like, uh… Uh… Shit.

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### Author: ![PanamaJack](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@PanamaJack](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/PanamaJack)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2004, 10:08pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/35 "2004-07-06T22:08:41Z")

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Mynocks and the the Dianoga in the garbage room are still left, methinks.

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### Author: ![Valkyrie\_Esker](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/valkyrie_esker/32/51_2.png) [@Valkyrie\_Esker](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Valkyrie_Esker)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/36 "2004-07-06T23:18:03Z")

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![](http://www.rpgclassics.com/~hideout/sprites/images/valkyrie/valstand.gif)So, wait. Not only am I eaten in this plan, but I’m eaten up (or out, or whatever) by Boss Jango?

I’m not sure if I should be offended or pleased at becoming someone’s meal.

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### Author: ![Mabatsekker](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/mabatsekker/32/29_2.png) [@Mabatsekker](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Mabatsekker)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2004, 12:54pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/37 "2004-07-07T12:54:36Z")

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I wanna be Qui-Gon Jinn.

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### Author: ![BigNutter](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/bignutter/32/1201_2.png) [@BigNutter](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/BigNutter)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2004, 1:05pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/38 "2004-07-07T13:05:33Z")

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Now I’m wondering who Biggs and Wedge are? Seen as they’ve live on in to the FF’s.

Big Nutter  
I also Disaponted about my Lack on an Appeariance.

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### Author: ![demigod](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@demigod](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/demigod)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2004, 3:28pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/39 "2004-07-07T15:28:56Z")

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Wouldn’t Yar be a better fit as C3PO, seeing as nearly everyone is always telling him to shut up?

Also: yo.

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### Author: ![Skankin\_Garbage](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Skankin\_Garbage](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Skankin_Garbage)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2004, 4:45pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/40 "2004-07-07T16:45:09Z")

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I should be Darth Vader. I’m the only one who can be a good Darth Vader, cos i’m the only one who can rap worth crap here. 😛

“We got Death Stars, We got Death Stars, We got Death Stars, We got Death Stars… And you know that we got it (DEATH STARS!), And you know that we got it (DEATH STARS!)”

It should be me goddamnit 😛

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