# Star Wars: The Stupid Strikes Back.
**URL:** https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829
**Category:** RPGC Main Forum
**Created:** [July 5, 2004, 2:42pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829 "2004-07-05T14:42:41Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Pierson](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Pierson)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2004, 2:42pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/1 "2004-07-05T14:42:41Z")
Okay, the chat log is too long to post here, but we got to thinking; "Who’d play who in Star Wars?’. Eventually we ended up with:
Luke: 984
Leia: Kagon \>\_\>
Han Solo: Zep
R2D2: TD
C3PO: Hades
Chewbacca: Starstorm
Lando: Epic
Obi-Wan: Merl
Yoda: CH
Yoda’s Cane: Nessa
The Force: Maz
Admiral Ackbar: Ackbar ^^
Mon Mothma: Nulani
Wedge Antilles: Gamer5389
Gold Leader: Charle
Porkins: deadtear
Uncle Owen: Kor
Aunt Beru: Weiila
Every single sandman ever: Setz
The Emperor: Sin
Darth Vadar: Sorc
Grand Moff Tarkin: X2K
Admiral Piett: SpoonyBard
Jabba: Nightblade
Boba Fett: SG
Greedo: Steve
IG-88: Bluemageone
That girl who gets eaten by the Rancor in RotJ: Val
The aforementioned Rancor: Jango
That little parasite thing that hangs by Jabba’s side: Shinobi
Random Stormtrooper #1923 that bashes his head on the door in New Hope: Me
The Ewok King: Rudora
That Ewok who runs a speeder into a tree and dies: Him
The Death Stars: SK
Guy in New Hope who gets his arm cut off by Kenobi: TubaMute
Random rebel who dies: Talen
Luke’s Lightsaber: DT
The Emperor’s Force Lightning: Astral
An AT-AT: Ramza
That guy in New Hope who stays “STAY ON TARGET” in the Death Star Run: Ez
The thermal detonator thingy that gets tossed into the At-AT by Luke in New Hope: XCountryGuy
An Ugnaught: Zero
That OTHER dancer who DIDN’T get eaten by the Rancor: Cala
An X-wing: Xwing1056
Obviously this list is incomplete. Who else do we need? People wrongly placed?
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### Author:  [@Nightblade](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Nightblade)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2004, 3:02pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/2 "2004-07-05T15:02:13Z")
Can I be Boba Fatt?
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### Author:  [@Sorcerer](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Sorcerer)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2004, 3:09pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/3 "2004-07-05T15:09:02Z")
Beatcha too it :\
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### Author:  [@BlueMageOne](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/BlueMageOne)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2004, 3:09pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/4 "2004-07-05T15:09:07Z")
I wanna be the fat Y-wing pilot
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### Author:  [@Gamer5389](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Gamer5389)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2004, 3:10pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/5 "2004-07-05T15:10:16Z")
That’s Porkins I believe so are you too late
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### Author:  [@Nightblade](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Nightblade)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2004, 3:11pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/6 "2004-07-05T15:11:27Z")
Oh well. Atleast I am Jabba.
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### Author:  [@BlueMageOne](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/BlueMageOne)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2004, 3:12pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/7 "2004-07-05T15:12:31Z")
What about Gueedo? Isn’t he the guy that got his arm cut off by Obi Wan, i wanna be that guy.
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### Author:  [@Nightblade](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Nightblade)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2004, 3:13pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/8 "2004-07-05T15:13:06Z")
Wait, how come Sorc gets to be 2 people?
EDIT: Nevermind.
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### Author:  [@Pierson](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Pierson)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2004, 3:14pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/9 "2004-07-05T15:14:42Z")
Yeah, the discussion is still ongoing. 😛
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### Author:  [@ClothHat](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/ClothHat)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2004, 3:37pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/10 "2004-07-05T15:37:53Z")
A wampa my stick also is?
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### Author:  [@Pierson](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Pierson)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2004, 3:44pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/11 "2004-07-05T15:44:24Z")
Corrected. Interesting idea though. Wampa-skin walking sticks… :\
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### Author:  [@X\_countryguy](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/X_countryguy)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2004, 3:49pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/12 "2004-07-05T15:49:34Z")
Can I be some guy that doesn’t say much or does stuff behind the scenes? THat pretty much sums up my chat room and RPGC experience 😛
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### Author:  [@Zero](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Zero)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2004, 3:59pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/13 "2004-07-05T15:59:20Z")
I am displeased by my non-presence. ☹
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### Author:  [@Pierson](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Pierson)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2004, 4:00pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/14 "2004-07-05T16:00:12Z")
Don’t worry Zero, we’ll find you a place. Want to be an X-wing? \>\_\>
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### Author:  [@Ramza](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Ramza)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2004, 4:16pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/15 "2004-07-05T16:16:24Z")
Er… Lasers? What?
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### Author:  [@The\_984](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/The_984)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2004, 4:16pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/16 "2004-07-05T16:16:49Z")
Sorc? My father? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT CAN’T BE TRUE!
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### Author:  [@Cala](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Cala)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2004, 4:18pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/17 "2004-07-05T16:18:15Z")
> [@Zero](#):
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> I am displeased by my non-presence. ☹
As am I. I demand an immediate rectification of this problem.
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### Author:  [@Pierson](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Pierson)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2004, 4:18pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/18 "2004-07-05T16:18:27Z")
Yes Ramza. Lasers. Your fate is to be shot out of boiling tubes as a lance of energy to impact painfully into the chest/ arms, leg, or other body parts of the target, and then doomed to repeat it when the next bolt s fired. So shut up. 😛
Cala, I’m running out of knowledge of female SW chars. Leia and Mothma are already taken. ☹
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### Author:  [@luke\_skywalker](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/luke_skywalker)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2004, 4:26pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/19 "2004-07-05T16:26:24Z")
Hey, IM luke skywalker, i have to be luke skywalker.
or yoda. thats my nickname in a lot of things.
Whats merlin, i didnt see him up there.
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### Author:  [@Pierson](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Pierson)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2004, 4:29pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/star-wars-the-stupid-strikes-back/8829/20 "2004-07-05T16:29:12Z")
Merlin is Obi-Wan, because he’s wise and powerful and made of CGI.
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