Spray tans?

Crotanks · January 17, 2009, 6:57pm

Anyone ever had it done? Thinking about it because I just realized how fucking pale I am and its way too cold to go out and get a natural one

Rinn · January 17, 2009, 7:25pm

If you get a spray tan you’re officially a woman and we will treat you as such.

Steve · January 17, 2009, 7:31pm

i love you

The_984 · January 17, 2009, 7:37pm

If you really need to tan, just go to a tanning bed.

You woman.

Hades_Vulvuhzela · January 17, 2009, 8:31pm

Tans that don’t come from the sun are ugly. Go outside or just stay pale.

Valkyrie_Esker · January 17, 2009, 8:39pm

In my entire life, I’ve met one person who got a tan from a salon who made it look good. But this was the kind of girl who could make a burlap sack look good.

Kairi · January 17, 2009, 8:42pm

Why do you want a tan? What’s the matter with being pale?

I recall my friend telling me about her mom that got a spray tan. Her son ran over to her while she was putting the stuff on and slapped her back. When the spray tan took affect(or however that works) there was a hand print on her back.

Ezboarder · January 17, 2009, 8:56pm

I’ve been to the future, and I’ve seen Cro after a spray tan.

Hades_Vulvuhzela · January 17, 2009, 9:42pm

My god… those are some shiney, orange motherfuckers.

Steve · January 17, 2009, 9:43pm

deer in the headlights

Killmore · January 17, 2009, 11:09pm

Sweet Jebus! The Bart Simpson look-alike convention burns my eyes!

Seraphim_Ephyon · January 18, 2009, 4:47am

Good lord no, man. Just try and get a real tan in summer, or if you’re like me and your skin just burns faster than it colors, suck it up. Or go to a damn bed like 984 said.

pokefreak_85 · January 18, 2009, 5:09am

I’d also suggest that you wait til it’s warmer then get a real tan.
Any kind of fake tan always look much worse than the real thing.

And my first thought when I saw that picture was “Whoa, clones!” (And directly after that, Turtles 2003: “Mutant clones of me… Really ugly ones!” :P)

Rigmarole · January 18, 2009, 6:57am

The problem with artificial tanning is that it looks like artificial tanning.

VickiMints · January 18, 2009, 8:56am

I wish I could offer some sort of advice, but I use the tanning bed instead and get my color the melanoma-inducing way! The tanning salon I visit has one of those Mystic Tan booths, but I haven’t seen a real-life before and after yet.

(I know it’s bad for me, so that’s why I have my membership on hold.)

Crotanks · January 18, 2009, 10:03am

rofl

Tanning bed it is then

The_984 · January 18, 2009, 10:33am

You’re still gonna be a woman, though.

Also, who expects people to have a tan in the middle of January in Kentucky? Seriously.

Hades_Vulvuhzela · January 18, 2009, 10:37am

Tanning beds still make you orange too.

Ramza · January 18, 2009, 1:39pm

Definitely do the spray tan

And post pictures

Trillian · January 18, 2009, 2:27pm

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

cough No, I would advise against getting a spray tan. Then again, this is from someone who goes so far as to carry a parasol in the summer to avoid the sunlight. I prefer to have my skin so pale that I could stand on a beach and guide ships through a dense fog.