I actually have been called both before. Once someone called me a drunken prophet.
But the Chuh is correct. I am a drunk
edit: But I now have narrowed down my future custom title to two choices
The Immortal
The Drunken Prophet
I dread the day we find aliens. The first thought on most people’s mind’s would be “LETS CHRISTIANIZE THEM.”
First thing that came to my mind was that episode of South Park where they try to do that to aliens. 
On the subject of dolphins: “Mankind had always considered themselves more intelligent than dolphins because they’d accomplished so much – the wheel, war, New York, and so on – whereas dolphins just stayed mucking about in the water having a good time. Conversely, dolphins had considered themselves more intelligent than mankind … for precisely the same reasons.”
More likely: Extra-terrestrials are not incredibly advanced and/or are nothing like we could imagine, so we may as well give up trying to.
Even more likely: Extra-terrestrials don’t exist.
Almost definite: UFO’s don’t exist.
I think everyone is laughing at me. Little bastards… I’ll kill 'em…
points and laughs
If I saw an alien I would… I have no clue. What would you do if you saw an alien?
aside from drunken ones of course.
“When you realize that if the temperature goes up fifty degrees and stays there, life will not exist on this earth, and that if it drops, let’s say, another hundred degrees and stays there, life will not be on this earth; when you realize how very delicate this balance is, how the quantity of water is so important-well, when you think of all the accidents of the environment that have fostered life, how can you think that the life we know would exist on any other particle of the universe?”
It would be a statsical impossibility, for the planet Earth to have the only life, in the universe. The place is just too big, for that to be the case. So since there bascially has to be life out there (somewhere), then there ARE extra-terrestrials.
The problem is that we are very discriminative about what can sustain life. There might not be life like ours in other planets, but creatures that are sustained by different resources than water and oxygen.
How about Bonobo?
The species is best characterized as female-centered and egalitarian and as one that substitutes sex for aggression. Whereas in most other species sexual behavior is a fairly distinct category, in the bonobo it is part and parcel of social relations–and not just between males and females. Bonobos engage in sex in virtually every partner combination (although such contact among close family members may be suppressed). And sexual interactions occur more often among bonobos than among other primates. Despite the frequency of sex, the bonobo’s rate of reproduction in the wild is about the same as that of the chimpanzee. A female gives birth to a single infant at intervals of between five and six years. So bonobos share at least one very important characteristic with our own species, namely, a partial separation between sex and reproduction.
http://songweaver.com/info/bonobos.html
Make love not war?
When the power of love
overcomes the love of power
the world will know peace.
…Jimi Hendrix
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You THINK Mars is laughing at us? Hell I reckon it has been for a long time.
See, UFO (contrary to popular belief) stands for “unidentified flying object”, not “flying saucer containing aliens.”
Knew I should have just gone with the full-out reference, “Mars is laughing at us and some huge meteor is like, well fuck that.” Lousy non-semi-reference-getting people.
Hpw can you say that? :thud: We cant possibly be the ONLY living beings in the entire universe. :moogle: You have any idea how many galaxies are present?BILLIONS.While we only live in a solar system of 9 planets, other solar systems exist.And to add to that : its been proven :suckah:
Not only that, but our galaxy is a VERY small part of the entire universe. The universe is so big that it is beyond what we can really think of or imagine. Our galaxy is like a grain of sand in the desert in comparison to the universe. The universe is so big that it takes years for us just to reach other planets in our own solar system.
I disagree with what Serpahim says about our views of lfie being narrow though. After taking biology this semester, the standards for life a pretty broad.
[STRIKE]one[/STRIKE]err two words: Roswell forty-seven I’m a believer
I believe we will be able to find life on other plantets sometime in the future. The question is whether it will be intelligent life or just something like microbacteria.
That’s six words.