Someone needs to make a headline like this one:

Old men using viagra to fuck with health care reform.

Would the Coburn amendment apply only to Viagra? Or would it cover Cialis and Levitra too?

At least this pretty much bars any politician from buying Viagra as its a well known fact (though not as well known as to never get into a competition with a Sicilian when death is on the line) that its almost impossible for any politician to keep it in their pants (of course they’ll completely ignore it anyways since they’re politicians).