Someone needs to make a headline like this one:

Old men using viagra to fuck with health care reform.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/richard-adams-blog/2010/mar/24/healthcare-reform-republicans

Would the Coburn amendment apply only to Viagra? Or would it cover Cialis and Levitra too?

At least this pretty much bars any politician from buying Viagra as its a well known fact (though not as well known as to never get into a competition with a Sicilian when death is on the line) that its almost impossible for any politician to keep it in their pants (of course they’ll completely ignore it anyways since they’re politicians).