Ah, I wish I could quote my friend on this, about some Stephen King book… “It”, I think. But it involves inappropriate mentions of children having sex and the question of why they “didn’t just do a bukkake on a rock instead”. And if you’re one of the few mercifully spared from knowing what that is, take my advice and don’t look it up.
As for the question, bring on the monster. :enguard: I’d be the bookworm, either way. Doesn’t that give me greater chances of survival in these kinds of things?
Well, you have to take into account that monsters generally SPARE the virgins, so I guess in this case the roles are reversed.
Hn. Well, guess I’ll just go down in a blaze of gory glory then. Armed with a chair, or something.
I’d summon Bahamut. 
(Hey, so long as there are virgin-eating monsters, I might as well be able to summon GFs to fight for me.)
But if not then hey, losing one’s virginity is no big deal. But I’d definitely try fighting first. 
Girls, pretend you are a guy. There thread saved.
I’ll eventually get over losing any virginity, especially with motivation like that. I doubt I’ll get over being dead so quickly.
Yes, even if there was no monster.
Nope, I’d rather fight to the death.
If it’s just one pentration, I’ll lose it.
If they have to ejaculate in me, I’m conflicted.
I use the one pointer that teachers use to point at the board and stab it with that then I would through heavy hardcover books at it then desks then pencils,etc.,etc.,etc.
Funny, I see no women going on about yaoi.
Well, this is very serious business indeed. Each person needs to think ahead on hypotheticals like this - then everyone’s prepared should the unthinkable happen.
I’m wondering what Eden would vote on this poll
“Bishie love for all!”
Or something like that. 
Is he ugly (the man, not the monster)?
Will that really matter much? I mean, he’ll be behind you all the way.
Also, I’m not sure if this was covered, but do we have any sort of lubricant, too?
Anal is alright, but you NEVER go ass to mouth!
Hahha!
“Sometimes it’s ok, in the heat of the passion.”
I’ll accept someone putting “passion” fruit up my rear, that’s okay then.
Actually I just remembered that in the course of 15 years I’ve had TWO colonoscopies (where they put the camera all the way up your butt, and the first time I wasn’t given any medication for it at all, so that being said, I really am NOT an anal virgin at all!
What does the monster look like and how does he kill virgins?