So...any Bronies all up in here?

God, I would fuck the shit out of her.

I had a long conversation with 984 about which pony would be the best to roll in the hay with. And this is what we’ve decided.

1: Applejack - I don’t remember why she’s number 1. She would probably enjoy reverse cowpony position. She’s a southern filly and most likely would jump any colt she wants when she wants.

2: Pinkie Pie - I have a theory that she was sexually molested as a filly and would most likely try to change the subject to something else in response to sexual advance. But, if she wasn’t molested, she would be enthusiastic and adventurous. And would probably enjoy one hoof in the pinkie and one hoof in the stinky. She would probably be also into smothering you with whipped cream and candy and what not.

3: Twilight Sparkle - Would probably have read the pony-sutra and know a lot of facts but have no experience. So she’d probably be shy at first but prove to be a very good lay.

4: Fluttershy - Would be like mounting an asian human, she’d be non-stop whinnying.

5: Rarity - Would probably let you do it, but not be that enthusiastic about it. Like she’d answer her phone in the middle of fornication.

6: Rainbow Dash - Lesbian, but now that i’m thinking about it. Maybe she’s bi?

I didn’t know they were all fems… I think it’s about time for a good old fashioned fap 'n nap.

srsly

:3

It’s called yiff when it’s drawn.

Hey man I was all about yiff there for a while.

I like the one where the final image says “Fine too”.

I remember my post about yiff being longer than it is by a factor of infinity. I’ve got basically all of sexyfur one on of my computers, though I suppose the siterip is from a pretty long time ago by now… man how the years have flown!

I like the one I posted better.

This is me and my friends I hope you like it

I’m pretty sure I’m supposed to post up in this bitch.

Suffice it to say, all of this has happened to me before, all of this will happen again.

http://instantrimshot.com/

Of all the things that could have brought you out of the woodwork, it figured that it would be this. :wave:

Having being made watch it…I now really like it. You win this round, ponies.

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So, who’s up for some… cupcakes?


Ayup.

No way is that purple and green one on the right a pony. I call shenanigans. That one is a fish or something fish like, guaranteed; no way that is a mane, that is most definitely a frill.

Spike’s a baby dragon.