S'more 'funky talk'

Yeh, earlier our good friend sorc decided to do a freestyle.
here’s how it ended up ^^
< Sorc> ok, so here I go
< Sorc> Personally, i think the boards have gone slow
< Sorc> the flaming is at an all time low
< Sorc> it just seems to me that rpgc has lost its glow
< Sorc> so here I am just bustin a flow
< Sorc> wastin some time while I peck a few rhymes

  • Shinobi bops his head
    < Sorc> with a digital audience of 23 or so
  • Steve bops
    < Sorc> like I said im just rockin a flow
    < Sorc> so here we go, with steve bobbin his head
    intermission while yelling at Him
    < Sorc> although this is kinda wierd
    < Sorc> because ive got a beat in my head
    < Sorc> but you guys dont
    < Sorc> so just reading it has got to be kinda weird
    intermission
  • Him gives Steve and Sorc each one of Siggy’s fingers.
    < Sorc> wtf is a siggy?
    < Him> Merc says i can call him Siggy
    < Shinobi> ok everyone be silent now
    < Shinobi> time for Sorc to rap :open_mouth:
    < Sorc> siggy is just a punk pussy bitch mutha fucka
    < Sorc> we got tannin over there soundin like my mutha
    < Sorc> “dont do drugs man, there bad for ya”
    < Sorc> which is crazy man, because all we ever do is fight
    < Sorc> maybe we should be up on a hill
    < Sorc> smokin some peace and flyin the kite
    < Sorc> maybe steve’ll get his fill from this drill
    < Sorc> so that I can finally put him away with a kill
    < Sorc> but still, I don’t really see a point
    < Sorc> to seeing all these people argue over joints
    < Sorc> drug and gang wars pollute our streets
    < Sorc> when all a brotha wants to do is just bust a few beats
    < Sorc> instead people runnin over us with cleats
    < Sorc> cuz “white boys dont rap they dont got the flow”
    < Sorc> shut the fuck up bitch, bob ya head and just blow
    < Sorc> you see I’ve never really gone on for this long
    < Sorc> but to me I seem to be not goin so strong
    < Sorc> the words are fadin from my mind
    < Sorc> as I loose part of the rhyme
    < Sorc> maybe this is all dumb with a capital D
    < Sorc> maybe this’ll go down like my man Easy E
    < Sorc> But I’m not really too sure, but hey
    < Sorc> save some trees

I wanna see it when it becomes a MP3

Did you cut stuff out? Because I know some stuff is missing.

Here’s the whole thing/

Sorc: Personally, i think the boards have gone slow
Sorc: the flaming is at an all time low
Sorc: it just seems to me that rpgc has lost its glow
Sorc: so here I am just bustin a flow
Sorc: wastin some time while I peck a few rhymes
Sorc: with a digital audience of 23 or so
Sorc: so here we go with steve bobbin his head to the flow
Sorc: siggy is just a punk pussy bitch mutha fucka
Sorc: we got tannin over there soundin like my mutha
Sorc: “dont do drugs man, there bad for ya”
Sorc: shinobi is given me the lime light
Sorc: which is crazy man, because all we ever do is fight
Sorc: maybe we should be up on a hill
Sorc: smokin some peace and flyin the kite
Sorc: maybe steve’ll get his fill from this drill
Sorc: so that I can finally put him away with a kill
Sorc: but still, I don’t really see a point
Sorc: to seeing all these people argue over joints
Sorc: drug and gang wars pollute our streets
Sorc: when all a brotha wants to do is just bust a few beats
Sorc: instead people runnin over us with cleats
Sorc: cuz “white boys dont rap they dont got the flow”
Sorc: shut the fuck up bitch, bob ya head and just blow
Sorc: you see I’ve never really gone on for this long
Sorc: but to me I seem to be not goin so strong
Sorc: the words are fadin from my mind
Sorc: as I loose part of the rhyme
Sorc: maybe its all the THC
Sorc: Maybe this is all dumb with a capital D
Sorc: Maybe this’ll go down like my man Easy E
Sorc: I’m not really sure, but hey
Sorc: save some trees

woop.

Now record yourself singing that!

I would, but I dont have a working microphone.

Claps

Sigh, I wish that I could rap like that…

facepalm Keep trying sorc.

Hey, the first few lines were pretty damn good imo, up to the part about siggy (whoever that is, you’d have to have been there for that one).

Sorc has got da flow, y’all.

I will never ever ever ever ever write a song about the siggy! [a beat starts] And I will never ever ever ever ever write a song about – What?? Hey, where’s that beat comin’ from??

Frum me, o’course!

… from Sigma. Siggy. Yar?

Whazzup?

This is for that awful pun. [WHAMF WHAMF WHAMF]

ryhme mastah sorc