We need to put that to music…
HOOOLLLYYY SHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!!!
But Xwing also clearly follows Pope’s tradition of the mock-epic as seen [STRIKE]on TV[/STRIKE] in The Rape of the Lock. :984:
Seconded.
It will be even greater than the “Ballad of Jayne”! *
*aka the “Hero of Canton”
wassup
Man, that was fantastic. Great work!
And all this time I thought he just shaved ladies’ vajajays. Wow.
Thanks for your responses, everyone, and for my new title, SK and Nulani. Happy to follow through on my Toxx Clause promise, Sinistral. You’re right about Pope’s influence, Rigmarole, down to the capitalization for emphasis and the stilted vulgarities that SK mentioned. And to Seifer, much gratitude for the heroic couplet epigram in my honor.
Yay!