# Sinistral? More like SATANstral!

**URL:** <https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/sinistral-more-like-satanstral/10237>\
**Category:** RPGC Main Forum\
**Created:** [October 2, 2004, 8:35pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/sinistral-more-like-satanstral/10237 "2004-10-02T20:35:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dragon\_Tear](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/dragon_tear/32/50_2.png) [@Dragon\_Tear](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Dragon_Tear)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 12:35am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/sinistral-more-like-satanstral/10237/41 "2004-10-03T00:35:44Z")

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Uh… o\_o  
Your rhyme scheme is slightly fucked up  
if you don’t want to look like a shmuck  
I suggest you go pee  
And leave the rhyming to me  
cause _I_ know how to do it, thumbs up! ;D

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**Author:** ![Skankin\_Garbage](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Skankin\_Garbage](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Skankin_Garbage)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 12:39am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/sinistral-more-like-satanstral/10237/42 "2004-10-03T00:39:50Z")

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If you say so, babe.  
I think you’re jealous again,  
but say what you will. 😛

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**Author:** ![Dragon\_Tear](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/dragon_tear/32/50_2.png) [@Dragon\_Tear](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Dragon_Tear)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 12:48am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/sinistral-more-like-satanstral/10237/43 "2004-10-03T00:48:09Z")

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Oh!  
An answer that I had expected.  
But really now honey, don’t sweat it:  
what I say is right,  
but something you don’t quite like.  
It’s not jealousy; I don’t feel affected.

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**Author:** ![Izlude1984](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/i/278dde/32.png) [@Izlude1984](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Izlude1984)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 12:49am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/sinistral-more-like-satanstral/10237/44 "2004-10-03T00:49:54Z")

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Regarding that [STRIKE]sexy[/STRIKE] horrible person: Trillian.

Trillian’s lack of ethics has become so flagrant that it merits your complete attention. What follows is a call to action for those of us who care – a large enough number to bring strength to our families, power to our nation, and health to our cities. Did it ever occur to her that I have absolutely nothing in common with her? That’s the question that perplexes me the most, because if she can overawe and befuddle a sufficient number of prominent individuals, then it will become virtually impossible for anyone to mention a bit about self-righteous scrubs such as Trillian. One doesn’t need a finely developed sense of irony to note that once one begins thinking about free speech, about condescending meatheads who use ostracism and public opinion to prevent the airing of views contrary to their own bestial beliefs, one realizes that her goal is to make widespread accusations and insinuations without having the facts to back them up. How logorrheic is that? How yawping? How discourteous?

Please forgive the following sermon, but it can’t be avoided in this discussion: I, not being one of the many pernicious, prurient champions of deceit, lies, theft, plunder, and rapine of this world, would be grateful if Trillian would take a little time from her rigorous schedule to pave the way for people of every sex, race, and socioeconomic status to fulfill their own spiritual destiny. Of course, pigs will grow wings and fly before that ever happens. I see two problems with her recommendations on a very fundamental level. First, it’s time for her to stop her systematic assault on religious freedom. And second, her antics are so exact in their scheme, so comprehensive in their scope, that salacious, improvident palookas have adopted and embraced them verbatim ac litteratim. To pretend otherwise is nothing but hypocrisy and unwillingness to face the more unpleasant realities of life. Who among you reading these words is not moved to take steps toward creating an inclusive society free of attitudinal barriers? Anyway, I hope I’ve made my point, which is that as commonly encountered, pretentious, nasty mendicants lack any of the qualities that mark the civilized person, like courage, dignity, incorruptibility, ease, and confidence.

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**Author:** ![Skankin\_Garbage](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Skankin\_Garbage](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Skankin_Garbage)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 12:51am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/sinistral-more-like-satanstral/10237/45 "2004-10-03T00:51:49Z")

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…Predict ME, why don’tcha?  
NOCTURNAL EMISSION, WOO!  
Didja expect that? 😛

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**Author:** ![Big\_Dizzy](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/big_dizzy/32/92_2.png) [@Big\_Dizzy](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Big_Dizzy)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 12:52am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/sinistral-more-like-satanstral/10237/46 "2004-10-03T00:52:01Z")

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This has turned from an anti-rpg staffer thread into an intergalactic freestyle haiku/limerick battle. this should be interesting.

Now the time has come  
For the one true Big Dizzy  
To rock the Hizzy

My haiku is mean  
and by mean, I mean Badass  
Untouchable shit 😛

I didn’t mean that  
I just said that for some laughs  
To the few that do

that last one didn’t  
make any sense at all, mate  
but fuck it, who cares

I’m just posting some  
Haikus from the top of my  
Alcohol filled head

I am going to  
Drink my second glass of the  
Guinness extra stout

I’ve also had two  
glasses of budweiser, too  
I’m drunker than you

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**Author:** ![Dragon\_Tear](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/dragon_tear/32/50_2.png) [@Dragon\_Tear](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Dragon_Tear)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 12:58am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/sinistral-more-like-satanstral/10237/47 "2004-10-03T00:58:27Z")

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SG:  
A special of mine is prediction!  
It’s all in what people call “diction”.  
Predicting what you say is easy:  
one half is mainly just sleazy  
and the rest of it nothing but fiction. 😛

For the record; I know the third and forth line weren’t limerick- like but I dont care 😛

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**Author:** ![Skankin\_Garbage](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Skankin\_Garbage](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Skankin_Garbage)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 1:03am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/sinistral-more-like-satanstral/10237/48 "2004-10-03T01:03:03Z")

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Come on, Big Dizzy!  
This is between me and her!  
Butt out, poopyhead ☹

DT:

Be that as it may,  
Your limerick is way messed up.  
Rhyme Scheme, you had said?

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**Author:** ![Big\_Dizzy](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/big_dizzy/32/92_2.png) [@Big\_Dizzy](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Big_Dizzy)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 1:06am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/sinistral-more-like-satanstral/10237/49 "2004-10-03T01:06:07Z")

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Sorry, I’m drunk, just had the urge

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**Author:** ![Dragon\_Tear](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/dragon_tear/32/50_2.png) [@Dragon\_Tear](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Dragon_Tear)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 1:08am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/sinistral-more-like-satanstral/10237/50 "2004-10-03T01:08:33Z")

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(I know it is, note the disclaimer. :P)  
At least I \<i\>know\</i\> when I’m wrong, write me a letter!  
But why on earth should I do better?  
this alone will suffice,  
I’ll stay cold as ice!  
And your remains will be nothing but splatter. }|\>

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**Author:** ![Skankin\_Garbage](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Skankin\_Garbage](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Skankin_Garbage)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 1:11am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/sinistral-more-like-satanstral/10237/51 "2004-10-03T01:11:20Z")

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The only reason  
is because you critiqued mine,  
but you messed up too 😛

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**Author:** ![Dragon\_Tear](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/dragon_tear/32/50_2.png) [@Dragon\_Tear](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Dragon_Tear)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 1:22am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/sinistral-more-like-satanstral/10237/52 "2004-10-03T01:22:35Z")

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Don’t you dare and attack my perfection!  
My immortality is never a question.  
I know I kick ass  
and one should never harass  
the beauty of your misconception.

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**Author:** ![Skankin\_Garbage](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Skankin\_Garbage](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Skankin_Garbage)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 1:24am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/sinistral-more-like-satanstral/10237/53 "2004-10-03T01:24:07Z")

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_cough_

I get defensive.  
Forgive me, you’re doing great. 😃  
But, your wording’s weird 😮

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**Author:** ![Dragon\_Tear](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/dragon_tear/32/50_2.png) [@Dragon\_Tear](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Dragon_Tear)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 1:33am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/sinistral-more-like-satanstral/10237/54 "2004-10-03T01:33:55Z")

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You see, it’s all just a trick:  
the Irish were drunk like a brick  
their wording was crappy,  
their thinking was sappy-  
so they just called their babbling “Limerick”!

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**Author:** ![Skankin\_Garbage](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Skankin\_Garbage](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Skankin_Garbage)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 1:36am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/sinistral-more-like-satanstral/10237/55 "2004-10-03T01:36:14Z")

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Oh, now I get it!  
Your words, though funky and weird,  
Contain much wisdom 😛

(…but not the Irish :P)

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**Author:** ![Dragon\_Tear](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/dragon_tear/32/50_2.png) [@Dragon\_Tear](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Dragon_Tear)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 1:40am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/sinistral-more-like-satanstral/10237/56 "2004-10-03T01:40:45Z")

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Wisdom? No, I’m not really thinking 😛  
The Limericks keep sinking and sinking.  
It’s merely protest  
to the haiku’s pest  
But whatever I do, they won’t be shrinking!

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**Author:** ![Skankin\_Garbage](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Skankin\_Garbage](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Skankin_Garbage)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 1:43am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/sinistral-more-like-satanstral/10237/57 "2004-10-03T01:43:17Z")

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A duel was what you  
wanted; however if you  
want to resign, sure. 😛

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**Author:** ![Big\_Dizzy](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/big_dizzy/32/92_2.png) [@Big\_Dizzy](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Big_Dizzy)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 1:49am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/sinistral-more-like-satanstral/10237/58 "2004-10-03T01:49:00Z")

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this has nothing to do with SG and DT’s duel, but I’m posting it anyway

I drank too much beer  
Now it’s time for me to smoke  
a cig before I sleep.

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**Author:** ![Dragon\_Tear](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/dragon_tear/32/50_2.png) [@Dragon\_Tear](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Dragon_Tear)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 1:49am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/sinistral-more-like-satanstral/10237/59 "2004-10-03T01:49:20Z")

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I don’t think you’re quite getting my point.  
I was just protesting, jeez, it’s no kabloint!  
And slowly but steady,  
I’m getting sick of rhymingeddy,  
you might notice my rhymes are just shmoint. 😛

(effort? whuzzat?)

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**Author:** ![Skankin\_Garbage](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Skankin\_Garbage](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Skankin_Garbage)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 1:51am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/sinistral-more-like-satanstral/10237/60 "2004-10-03T01:51:58Z")

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…This one’s just too easy. 😛  
I’m a gentleMAN, I’ll leave  
you with dignity. 😃

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