Q- 'Quakes (which happen frequently in Japan. Ninja would create illusions of earthquakes to confuse and frighten their foes.)
Edit: Damnit! Beaten to the punch. Mine is better, though =P.
R- Razor sharp blades
S - SHADOW!
T- Throwing ninja stars
Uber because ninjas are.
V- Very ((insert ninja term here))
Wicked (cool).
X-rays! because ninjas get their bones broken a lot!
Y- You’re dead if they visit you
Such a cop out. One word please!
Z - Zoom! There goes the ninja!
I vote on this one as the funniest.
Oh ho ho. We’ll I’m spent.
For a better version of Y:
Yuri/Yaoi: There are gay ninja.
There’s a term for gay ninjas?
Yaoi = guy-on-guy
Yuri = girl-on-girl.
Bininja would do.
BTW, the female form of ninja is kunoichi. Means something like “they (men) die dry” (I think).
Actually, they were also called ninja-ko, after Joe Lieberman invaded Japan with political correctness, in the mid-ninth-century.
Actually, they were called that is their importance grew equal with the other ninja, so they were called ‘ninja-girl.’ Which is kinda weird, since it means more ‘little girl,’ but that’s okay.
A - awesome
B - BAMF! (the sound of a ninja vanish.)