# Shrimp

**URL:** <https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/shrimp/6723>\
**Category:** RPGC Main Forum\
**Created:** [February 15, 2004, 8:42pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/shrimp/6723 "2004-02-15T20:42:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![Genericangstyposter](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@Genericangstyposter](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Genericangstyposter)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 8:42pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/shrimp/6723/1 "2004-02-15T20:42:02Z")

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As some of you may know, I am a part time fishmonger. I took home a bag of shrimp from work, or rather JUST the bag because I found it fucking hilarious:

"TIGER BAY SHRIMP

SHRIMP IS GOOD FOOD

MAKES A GOOD MEAL

Headless Shell-on Easy Peel Raw White Shrimp

SHRIMP IS A PARTY IN A BAG!"

On the back:

"Top 10 reasons to eat  
Tiger Bay Shrimp

1. It tastes good.
2. It is good food.
3. Your friends will like it.
4. Your friends will like you better.
5. People are better looking when they eat shrimp.
6. Shrimp makes an average party that much better.
7. You will never have leftovers after a party. (But you might run out)
8. You can impress people with your sense of style.
9. Most famous people have eaten shrimp at least once.
10. You can take credit for catching them yourself."

Oh Shrimp company, you’re so naive…

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**Author:** ![Mercenary09](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/mercenary09/32/62_2.png) [@Mercenary09](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Mercenary09)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 8:43pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/shrimp/6723/2 "2004-02-15T20:43:10Z")

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And thus, the idea of “The Top 10 Reasons To Close This Thread” began 😛

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**Author:** ![Charlemagne](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/charlemagne/32/17_2.png) [@Charlemagne](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Charlemagne)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 8:44pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/shrimp/6723/3 "2004-02-15T20:44:21Z")

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Anyway, like I was sayin’, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that’s about it.

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**Author:** ![Trillian](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/trillian/32/48_2.png) [@Trillian](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Trillian)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 8:45pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/shrimp/6723/4 "2004-02-15T20:45:36Z")

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I can’t help but laugh out loud at reason #5.

“Oh honey, you look SO much hotter with that shrimp tail stuck between your teeth!”

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**Author:** ![Rinn](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/rinn/32/34_2.png) [@Rinn](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Rinn)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 8:47pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/shrimp/6723/5 "2004-02-15T20:47:39Z")

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\<center\> ![](http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2002/20020619l.gif)\</center\>

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**Author:** ![Mercenary09](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/mercenary09/32/62_2.png) [@Mercenary09](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Mercenary09)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 9:13pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/shrimp/6723/6 "2004-02-15T21:13:48Z")

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That is hilarious 😛

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**Author:** ![Neiru\_3](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/n/71e660/32.png) [@Neiru\_3](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Neiru_3)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 12:10am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/shrimp/6723/7 "2004-02-16T00:10:46Z")

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Shrimp is one of my favorite foods. Am getting hungry.

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**Author:** ![Charlemagne](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/charlemagne/32/17_2.png) [@Charlemagne](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Charlemagne)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 2:31am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/shrimp/6723/8 "2004-02-16T02:31:10Z")

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> Originally posted by Neiru\_3   
> Shrimp is one of my favorite foods. Am getting hungry.   
> What a coincidence. newbie is my favorite food!

_RIPS NEIRUS FACE OFF AND EATS IT!!!_  
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**Author:** ![Gilgamesh](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/g/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Gilgamesh](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Gilgamesh)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 5:44am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/shrimp/6723/9 "2004-02-16T05:44:10Z")

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I see, I’d better try shrimp then.

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**Author:** ![Wilfredo\_Martinez](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/wilfredo_martinez/32/46_2.png) [@Wilfredo\_Martinez](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Wilfredo_Martinez)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 6:36am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/shrimp/6723/10 "2004-02-16T06:36:40Z")

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Unfunniest Penny Arcade ever. :noway:

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**Author:** ![Ren](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/ren/32/58_2.png) [@Ren](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Ren)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 8:32am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/shrimp/6723/11 "2004-02-16T08:32:00Z")

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I can’t stand shrimps. I can’t stand the smell of shrimps. And I can’t stand people who serve shrimps in parties.

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**Author:** ![Mercenary09](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/mercenary09/32/62_2.png) [@Mercenary09](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Mercenary09)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 12:02pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/shrimp/6723/12 "2004-02-16T12:02:58Z")

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Poor Wilfredo… does he find it the LEAST funniest or just in absence of hilarity?

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**Author:** ![Nulani](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/nulani/32/41_2.png) [@Nulani](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Nulani)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 3:37pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/shrimp/6723/13 "2004-02-16T15:37:24Z")

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Shrimp Party!

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**Author:** ![Wilfredo\_Martinez](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/wilfredo_martinez/32/46_2.png) [@Wilfredo\_Martinez](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Wilfredo_Martinez)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 6:09pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/shrimp/6723/14 "2004-02-16T18:09:05Z")

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> Originally posted by Mercenary09   
> Poor Wilfredo… does he find it the LEAST funniest or just in absence of hilarity?

To be honest, I find most PAs annoying and unfunny. This was just worse than the usual.

BUT, I realize that humor is strictly a matter of personal taste, so I’m sure many people enjoy it, so more power to them.

Hey, my Tarot card said I have to be fair!  
:mwahaha:

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**Author:** ![kaseli](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/kaseli/32/76_2.png) [@kaseli](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/kaseli)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 6:25pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/shrimp/6723/15 "2004-02-16T18:25:04Z")

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:hahaha; :hahaha; :hahaha;

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**Author:** ![Pierson](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/p/d78d45/32.png) [@Pierson](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Pierson)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 7:06pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/shrimp/6723/16 "2004-02-16T19:06:28Z")

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I got a Shrinp Dip Feast on my birthday, along with a ton of other stuff we ate and drink (multiplayer Double Dash after Stella is fun), which was basdically a HEEOOGE pile of shrimp and a Med Dip in a tub in the centre. Soooooo nice. Shrimp pwn.

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**Author:** ![Mercenary09](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/mercenary09/32/62_2.png) [@Mercenary09](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Mercenary09)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 7:17pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/shrimp/6723/17 "2004-02-16T19:17:13Z")

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> Originally posted by Wilfredo Martinez   
> [b]To be honest, I find most PAs annoying and unfunny. This was just worse than the usual.
> 
> BUT, I realize that humor is strictly a matter of personal taste, so I’m sure many people enjoy it, so more power to them.
> 
> Hey, my Tarot card said I have to be fair!  
> :mwahaha: [/b]

You and your tarot sarcasm! 😛

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**Author:** ![GunsmokeMist](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/g/ba8739/32.png) [@GunsmokeMist](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/GunsmokeMist)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 10:53pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/shrimp/6723/18 "2004-02-16T22:53:45Z")

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I’m a KING PRAWN! okkkk