Shooting at Virginia Tech

Well, obviously, our generation has problems Shakespear’s didn’t.

lawlz

They didn’t have horrible modern day adaptations of Shakespeare’s plays for one.

The guy who wrote San Guo would’ve just been willed out of existance. Man, a guy ate his own eye in that book. Best classical literature ever.
BLOOD OF MY FATHER, ESSENCE OF MY MOTHER! THIS CANNOT GO TO WASTE!

Well done, sir. Well done.

The kid was a sick freak, needed more help than people were willing to give him.

seconded.

Aw man, the adaptations may be bad, but the explanations they have for some of the words are hillarious.

“There’s husbandy in heaven; their candles are all out.”

Husbandry apparently means economising. This makes me laugh every time I read it.

Because clearly, you economise in the dark.