shitty polls

I don’t think you understand what’s happening here.

A potato is calling you up on the phone and talking to you. You just don’t say no to that. You don’t >:(

So if a spud called you up and said ‘I am a spud do my bidding now!!’ you would do it because you were talking to a spud or would you shove it in the sink and start a-peeling?

Man, the rules of true comedic timing and performing DEMAND that, if someone calls up, teling me he’s a potato and offers me long-distance savings, I respond instantly with “Really? Tell me more.” It’s the Law of the Straight Man.

I’m sorry, but it’s impossible to perform physical abuse to someone over the telephone.

AND, a potato asking you about long distance services is hardly an attempt to make you do it’s “bidding”. Get over yourself!

And thus, everyone in this thread loses, except for Cavelcade. Maybe me.

Nah, Stormrage has the ticket too. S/he voted no, so that’s fair.

I knew a thread like this could’ve been started by no other than Gila.

(and I laughed alone in front of my comp at this poll, although I’m not really alone in the room, which made the situation worse, raah :P)

Also, no.

If it had some form of proof that it was, in fact, a potato, then damn right I would. It’s a talking potato!

I used cheat to beat it! Those poor zombies :frowning:

I vote yes, because lets face it, talking potatoes beat killer tomatoes every single time!

Cats have overthrown the human population and are now the number one masters, Will you obey? Or spay?

Sorry storm, but the zombie empire beat you two it! DOWN WITH THE ROBOTS!

  1. I like the idea of cats ruling the world.

  2. You misspelled ‘mistress’.

  3. Are you fucking done yet? This is getting annoying.

Ok, so how come this thread and the zombie thread are left open, where as my potato thread is closed? Clearly mine was more original. Sure, it was rehashing an old idea, but it brought a new flavour to the table.

Why the sudden rise in the numbers of “_______ have taken over the world!!” There are hundreds!! Was I gone that long?

I, for one, welcome our new robotic overlords.

Lol, my post was of course an exageration. But seriously speaking I would love for humans to be kind and coorporate but that not going to happen, atleast any time soon.

Im neutral, fuck it. If we have a bypass code or button thing that can override the crazy robots then YAY to fighting. Unless not, we’re screwed both ways dude.

Id use my giant insect empire, along the humans and zombies, to destroy the vampires and robots.

My plan is to go to the pub, lock it up, and sit in the dark eating peanuts.

( If you dont get the reference, then explode )