Sex and Baseball

[Ryotokineto]

@Igatona

And yet, when we say Canadiens/Bruins, you silly baseball players are all “WTF DUDE!? IT’S JUST A GAME.”

Unfair double standards, everyone.

A-fucking-men.

[Kaiser]

Oh please. Don’t worry. It’ll all work out.

It’s not like it’s Giants/Dodgers or something. THEN you’d have problems.

[Hiryuu]

Hey, as a big Giants fan, I can tell you, Giants/Dodgers is big, but Yankees/Red Sox is on another level.

[sephiroth_eternal]

@RoguePaladinTrian

Mistake #2. It is not anything more than a game. In fact, it’s less than a game, because the actual playing of the sport seems to be less important that the image that surrounds it. It’s played by people who have no relation to you, whose actions reflect nothing about you. You don’t play on the team, you make no impact on the team. Get a hobby. Read a book.

Bingo

[Igatona]

@Bakufan19

Psh, the Canadiens and Bruins rivalry is like a Thrashers and Canucks rivalry compared to the Oilers and Flames.

WHERE’S YOUR TONGUE, BITCH?

Anyway, the Boston and New York rivalry is boring now, since they play each other every second series or so.

Considering the Bruins/Canadiens thing is pretty much the oldest rivalry of the sport…you lose.

BTW : Oilers/Flames’s the same thing as Nordiques/Canadiens before the Nordiques kinda moved to Colorado.

[Seifer]

@Igatona

Considering the Bruins/Canadiens thing is pretty much the oldest rivalry of the sport…you lose.

BTW : Oilers/Flames’s the same thing as Nordiques/Canadiens before the Nordiques kinda moved to Colorado.

You are right about that. But I think it was even worse. It was almost like a political rivalry (PQ vs PLQ, or OUI against NON). Talk about families being torn apart, just because of a “stupid” game.

[Igatona]

Yeah. It even went on with the journalists…

[Evil_Dave]

@Skankin_Garbage

You guys are all nerds. This wasn’t about “What do you think of baseball and sports? hurhur” this is “Have you ever dated a chick who affiliated herself with something you were pitted up against?” Furthermore, excersizing my authority, don’t come in here all trolling and shit just cos y’all don’t like the coolest sport ever. But seriously, don’t be trolling.

Anyways, Dave. Congrats. I once dated a chick from my old High School’s rival school. WE never cared, cos we were part of our respective schools’ school bands, and there was no school band rivalry; all the school bands in the area liked and respected each other. On the other hand, we both got a ton of flak about it from our friends. It was funny.

Don’t worry about her ‘knowing how to press your buttons’ btw; if anything, you know how to, also, and relationships are more fun when you AND your partner can both poke fun at each other well. I think you’ll have a good time.

…OR, you guys could just like a whole new team, like the Astros. I mean shit, the 'Stros have Clemens AND Petite; we punked the goods from BOTH of your teams, lol.

Thank you. At least someone knows what I’m talking about. It really has nothing to do with baseball.

Let me put it in terms that everyone can understand. It would be like someone from the Rebel Alliance dating someone from the Evil Empire.

Shocked gasps can be heard around the room.

[Rhaka]

Intergalactical mass murdering and baseball sure are alike.

[Cless_Alvein]

Or someone who prefers Coke dating someone who prefers Pepsi

But all in seriousness, I think Dark Knight gave the best advice. There’s no sense in making a big deal out of it, or trying to convince one another; that’ll only lead to bad blood.

[Evil_Dave]

Or someone from AVALANCHE dating someone from Shin-Ra.

The thing is, I try to avoid the topic. She’s the one that always brings it up. And she knows it bothers me. I can’t just not be bothered by it.

Maybe if I bring her to a game at Fenway she’ll… no that won’t work. She’ll wear a Jeter jersey to Fenway.

I want to get her one of those t-shirts that say, “Real women don’t date Yankee fans.”