No name for this yet. This is part one of a sequel to On Earth as it is in Hell.
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<p><i>All rise.</i>
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<p><i>The council will now address the continued discussion of the problem in Universe 46312465, also known as ‘Final Fantasy VIII’. The previous testimony of Marshall Ralhallas has been recorded for those who wish to refresh themselves on the last court event. And it is the will of the Council, Kharadjai Kharan, that you show more restraint this time around.</i>
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<p><i></i>…<i>First </i>Kharadjai Kharan.
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<p><i>Excuse me?</i>
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<p><i></i>…Nothing.
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<p><i>Very well. Anything before we begin?</i>
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<p><i></i>Yeah. I <i>did</i> what you told me to do.
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<p><i>Your petulance only weighs against you, <b>First</b> Kharadjai Kharan. As insistent as you seem to be on your proper title, you don’t appear to be putting forth much effort into holding on to it.</i>
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<p><i></i>…Yes, Counselor.
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<p><i>You did indeed perform the tasks set for you. But we cannot imagine there could be any limit to the punishments suitable for such a breach of duty like the one you committed. You endangered not just the lives of billions with your carelessness, but an entire Universe in and of itself. Need we remind you of the consequences such a collapse would bring?</i>
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<p><i></i>…No.
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<p><i>You’ve explained your ‘reasons’ already, and there’s no need to repeat them. But bear the weight of your transgression in mind during this Council, and we can only hope you will understand the scope of your failure.</i>
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<p><i></i>I didn’t fail!
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<p><i>You were incompetent! Lazy! Unorganized and apathetic over a universe that had been temporarily assigned to your care! You’re fortunate you aren’t herding barely sentient creatures on some distant rock near the edge of the known worlds! The only reason you aren’t is because all did indeed end well, although certainly not through any machinations on your part.</i>
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<p><i></i>It <i>was </i>through my machinations.
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<p><i>So you say. But you’ve had your chance to defend yourself already, and the Council has decided.</i>
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<p><i></i>I am a fucking First Class Kharadjai, not an errand boy! I lead armies, I shape destiny! I fix the problems other Kharadjai can’t touch!
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<p><i>AND YET YOU FAILED TO SO MUCH AS INFLUENCE THE OUTCOME OF YOUR LAST ASSIGNMENT! YOU HAVE RETAINED YOUR HOME AND TITLE ONLY BECAUSE OF YOUR PAST SUCCESS, A SUCCESS THAT SEEMS NOW A DISTANT MEMORY! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CHALLENGE THE COUNCIL!</i>
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<p><i></i>I used to.
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<p><i>Until you can redeem yourself, your days as the best of the best, the forerunner of all Kharadjai, are over. The Council fails to comprehend how you managed to consistently deliver on so many assignments of far more dire import, and yet when given a simple watcher’s task as in between work, you fell like a stone.</i>
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<p><i></i>I’m not cut out for babysitting.<i> </i>I’ve always been in the thick of the action, making things happen, not sitting on the sidelines.
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<p><i>The Council will not accept boredom as an excuse. You failed, and that is the end of it.</i>
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<p><i></i>I didn’t fai-
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<p><i>THAT IS THE END OF IT. Now, we have decided that you will continue your work with Universe 46312465.</i>
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<p><i></i>Peachy.
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<p><i>You will continue to make life more enjoyable for everyone involved in the conflict. You will solve <b>every</b> problem that comes your way, or rather, their way. You will assure that their lives are restored into not just a standard working order, but an ever better existence.</i>
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<p><i></i>I’m supposed to give them the fairy tale bullshit they deserve.
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<p><i>Precisely. Even if you do not care to make amends, First Kharadjai Kharan, this Council does, and is doing so, through you. Willing or not.</i>
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<p><i></i>Okay, fine. I’ll play matchmaker, erase credit card debt, and make sure they all get nice, shiny new cars.
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<p><i>You’ll do more than that. You are not only going to be watching out for their normal welfare. You are now going to be acting as a ‘Guardian Angel’, as it were. Not in any official sense of course, but that’s the closest example.</i>
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<p><i></i>I thought we weren’t supposed to meddle that much.
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<p><i>Kharan, you can’t meddle anymore than you already did. We will now make it, we hope, perfectly clear, that this Council will hold you personally responsible for any and all ill that befalls these people under your care. And we mean <b>all</i></b>.
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<p>Hey, shit happens. We all have bad days.
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<p><i>Oh no, not anymore they don’t. The Council is taking special license with this case. The normal boundaries have been suspended. You have the authority to do anything and everything within your power to prevent ‘shit’ from happening. The people of Universe 46312465</i><b> </b><i>are about to experience an extraordinary bout of good luck.</i>
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<p><i></i>Wait, let me do an example. Lets say Zell Dincht tripped and fell down a flight of stairs. That’s an everyday occurrence.
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<p><i>Then you will be there at the bottom to cushion his fall.</i>
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<p><i></i>That’s ridiculous. That’s so far out of the ballpark concerning my job description. That’s fucking <i>pampering</i>. The Kharadjai do not pamper. Nobody has been pampered by Kharadjai! As bad as they had it, they don’t deserve it that good.
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<p><i>You’re looking at this the wrong way. This is not so much a reward for them, as it is <b>punishment</b> for you.</i><b> </b><i>Perhaps this will teach you to care a little more for your fellow man.</i>
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<p><i></i>I don’t have fellow <i>men</i>, I’m a fucking First Class Kharadjai! I-
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<p><b><i>YOU WILL GO TO THE UNIVERSE. YOU WILL DO YOUR DUTY. OR YOU WILL BE SPENDING THE NEXT HUNDRED MILLENNIA WATCHING ASTEROIDS COLLIDE OFF THE SURFACE OF THE DESOLATE MOON YOU WILL CALL HOME.</i></b>
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<p><b><i></i></b>Right, right, well, I’ll get on it then.
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<p><i>Very good. The verdict is decided, your course is clear. The Council is now adjourned.</i>
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<p><i></i>Help me Jesus.
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<p><i>Oh no, Kharadjai Kharan. Your sentence is final. There will be no appeal to the higher Order.</i>
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<i>Okay,</i> Kharan thought to himself. <i>No problem. None. Nada. I can handle it. I’m cool, a smooth operator, I can take anything that comes my way. I’m stuck watching over every aspect of a group of people’s lives for who knows how long. I’m not okay. I’m sick with rage. I’m fearful of failure. I don’t want to be pulling shit duty for all eternity. Why me? Why?</i>
<p>Still fuming over the injustice of it, Kharan flung open the correct door and faded into the universe. The blackness was familiar to him, and he barely noticed the transition. He was dreading the assignment, possibly the worst he had ever pulled, not only because he felt it was beneath him, but because it would in fact be extremely difficult. The normal business of changing a few things about someone’s life wasn’t hard- An appearance there, a few dates changed here, maybe some creative thoughts inserted, and you could affect a large scale difference down the road. But the incredibly precise results the Council had demanded from him were something he wasn’t sure how to get.
<p>A somewhat omniscient presence could only change the world so much when dealing in general plans. As a Kharadjai it was his job to look at the biggest picture possible. But now he wasn’t supposed to see the big picture. He was micro-managing. With a sigh, he acknowledged that this assignment would require a more direct approach. A very direct approach. One he hadn’t been prepared to take.
<p>The most effective method would be to simply implant himself in their lives. To walk right up and do his job on a personal basis. He hated doing jobs on a personal basis. He always outlived everyone he befriended. And that sucked.
<p>What he would’ve liked to do was just be an asshole for the duration and make their lives comfortable in the material sense but unbearable with his presence. But ‘unbearable’ had just been forcibly removed from his range of behaviors.
<p>He could live with that. He had to.
<p>The sudden rage provoked by the recurring thought that he <i>had</i> to do anything this stupid was a hard thing to swallow.
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<p>Squall ran his fingers along the surface of the foreign weapon, searching for something he could identify as a safety. He found what he thought might be it along the right side, an elongated bar with a tab that could be pushed up or down. Everything else seemed to be there too, magazine, receiver, trigger and trigger guard, barrel and stock. It was a rather ugly weapon in his opinion, although the wood grain stock was nice, if somewhat dented. There was some lettering, but while the shape of the letters themselves were familiar, they didn’t come together to make any words he understood. Kalashnikov. For all he knew, that could be anything from the country of origin to the designation of the caliber. When he was done cataloguing, he’d have to bring Scott in to look at them, and see if he recognized any.
<p>As he picked over and sorted the array of weaponry left behind by their would-be captors, Squall’s mind wandered.
<p>The days following the attack had been strange, an odd quiet had blanketed the Garden. He could recall a similar feeling in the air after the assault by the old Galbadia Garden, during the Sorceress affair.
<p>Seifer had been given a military burial, although few attended, many of those who did just curious onlookers. The hard truth was, most people neither noticed nor cared. Even to those who knew him most his death brought not so much grief as just relief. Seifer had no place anywhere anymore. His life was a chore to himself and to others, and in the back of all their minds they probably all felt it was better this way. It was an ugly thing in himself that Squall didn’t like, to feel that way about the death of someone who had once been the closest thing he had ever had to a real family. But he couldn’t help it. Of all of them he knew Quistis had taken it the hardest. She always had taken the responsibility upon herself for their extended family, and now she was weighed down by part of this burden too, somehow feeling that she had failed with Seifer, that her mission to make him what he used to be would forever be incomplete.
<p>Nobody quite understood why, but Deling city was still intact, when by all rights it should have been destroyed with the rest of everything tied to the Knot. Yet still it stood. With the sudden disappearance of all of Julian’s soldiers and consequently its government the country had once again collapsed. News had been sparse, but what little Squall had heard indicated that different split military factions were once again in control of various parts of the country.
<p>Slowly, life returned to normal. Repairs were quickly performed and soon all the damage had vanished as if it had never happened. Memories though, could be so easily patched over or caulked. They would remain far longer than the physical.
<p>Then one day that was just like the rest, the air in the commons area, air that had been as empty as air usually is was suddenly filled with a hoarse shout and flailing limbs. Scott Keyor appeared out of thin air a good ten feet above the floor and dropped like a stone, the impact rendering him unconscious. The story he revealed upon awakening was fantastic even for him, but there was no reason to disbelieve him, especially after his inexplicable appearing act.
<p>A few weeks later, and it was like he had never left.
<p>A small smile widened Squall’s lips. Unwilling to ask for a free ride, Scott had been inducted as a SeeD in training after he had passed the written exam with a little study help from Michelle. He was now undergoing rigorous physical training, during the beginning of which he had shown some aptitude with lighter bladed weaponry, and had finally decided on the Katana as his primary weapon. He was having a little difficulty with SeeD tactics, which was to be expected since they were grounded firmly in martial arts and situations of magic use, as opposed to Scott’s homeworld training, where firearms were the only weapon on the field. The SeeDs had watched with some amusement as Scott attempted to teach Zell how to move with him in two by two cover formation, after which Squall explained it wasn’t really applicable, since someone with a sword was just going to close the distance.
<p>Squall was shaken from these musings as footsteps reached his ears, and he turned to see Scott himself enter the roof.
<p>“Hey Squall. Zell said you wanted to see me?”
<p>Squall nodded, indicating the weapons cache. “These are being catalogued and stored away, I was hoping you could tell me a little about which ever ones you recognize.”
<p>Squall picked up the one he had just been holding with the wooden stock, peering at the stamping.
<p>“This one is a, ‘calash-nigh-cough’,” He sounded it out.
<p>Scott grinned. “<i>Kalashnikov</i>, an AK-47. Chambers a 7.62mm round, with an effective range fifteen-hundred meters. Thirty round magazine, semi or full automatic fire, six hundred rounds a minute.”
<p>Squall set the AK down and hefted another. “This one?”
<p>“A Heckler and Koch G3A3, that one is currently using the 20 round staggered magazine, 7.62 standard NATO round, six hundred rounds per minute. Not sure on the effective range.”<br clear=left>
<p>“This one?”
<p>Scott sighed, figuring he was in for a long next couple hours.
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<p>Zell frowned, counting the number of boxes in front of him again. He knew he wasn’t the best at math, but he could count, and it looked like one was missing. He swore, scratching the back of his head. If one of the boxes filled with the pipes that made up the stage was missing, that meant it had been improperly stored in somewhere else after it had been disassembled. This wouldn’t have been a serious problem if it weren’t for the fact that everything was stored in the MD level, and since he was supposed to make sure the Garden Festival equipment was in the right place, he would have to go rooting around for it.
<p>“Somabitch,” He grumbled, kicking the box closest to him though being careful not to do it hard enough to break it.
<p>There was nothing for it. Resigning himself to his fate, Zell prepared himself for the inevitable wandering through the maze-like infrastructure of the Garden.
<p>But he’d be damned if he’d do it alone. Ascending one of the many ladders in the MD, Zell went up in search of someone else to help with the heavy lifting.
<p>Or at least he was, until his foot slipped on a rung coated in grease.
<p><i>The universe was large, but not incapable of specifics if you knew what to look for. Kharan knew exactly what to look for, and so he clearly saw the slight shift. He groaned. It was a short fall, certainly not fatal, but he would obey his orders by the letter. At least until the heat died off. ‘Here we go…’</i>
<p>Zell’s fall was arrested by a pair of arms that caught him out of the air and flipped him back upright to his feet. The entire incident occurred in less than a second, and for a moment he stood, confused. He could have sworn he had just been on that ladder…
<p>“Dude. Turn around.”
<p>Zell spun around.
<p>“Yeah, thanks. Hey, maybe next time you climb a ladder, you should hold on to the rungs or something.”
<p>“Who the hell are you?!” Zell sputtered, wondering exactly how some guy he had never seen before had appeared behind him in the two seconds it had taken to climb the first few feet.
<p>“Scott Khar- Oh fuck it, I’m going to have to go over all that shit later anyway. Look, just take me to Squall okay, and call a general meeting or whatever.”
<p>Zell brought his fists up. “I don’t know how you got down here-”
<p>Kharan sighed. “Please, sir, that isn’t necess- AGH FUCKING SHIT I HATE THIS.”
<p>“What? You’re trespassing man, you’re gonna be in big trouble-”
<p>“Just, just shut the hell up, okay? Take me to Squall. Now. I don’t have time for this. I want to get this over with. Do you understand me? <i>Take me to Squall!</i>”
<p>“You’re gonna see Squall all right man, but you ain’t gonna like it.”
<p>“Haha. Right. Let’s do this.”<br clear=left>
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<p>When Zell came barging into his office with a man he had never seen before, Squall actually wasn’t all that surprised. Zell came barging into places all the time, the only thing that changed was why.
<p>“What is it?”
<p>Zell gestured to the tall stranger with him. “This guy was creeping around the MD level, said he wanted to see you. I don’t who he is, but he isn’t a SeeD at least.”<br clear=left>
<p>Kharan sighed again, something he felt he would probably be doing a lot now. “Is Keyor here? He’ll recognize me. Seriously.”
<p>That could mean any number of things, Squall thought. The worst of which being they had yet another visitor from another world. He thumbed the intercom and called Scott to the office. An uncomfortable silence fell while they were waiting.
<p>“So…” Kharan ventured. “You guys like… Stuff?”
<p>“What the hell are you talking about?” Zell scoffed.
<p>“I’m trying to make polite conversation, douchebag, something you apparently don’t know anything about. It’s what people do when they’re like us, sitting around with their thumbs up their asses.”<br clear=left>
<p>“Speak for yourself man.”
<p>At the moment the double doors opened and Scott walked in, freezing instantly when he saw Kharan. Kharan gave a mocking little wave.
<p>“Cheerio, old boy. Fancy seeing you here.”
<p>“Oh God,” Scott groaned. “What now?”<br clear=left>
<p>“Relax, compadre. My being here is only bad news for one of us, and it isn’t any of you.”<br clear=left>
<p>“So you know this man?” Squall asked, reaching for the intercom again.
<p>“Yeah, I do,” Scott wearily replied, sinking into a chair. “This is the, uh, ‘gatekeeper’ I told you about, the one that sent me back.”
<p>Kharan chortled at that one. “‘Gatekeeper’. It has a certain ring to it. 'He who’d cross the Door of Death must answer me these questions three, ‘ere the other side he see…’”
<p>Zell blinked. “You didn’t tell us he asked you questions dude. What where they? Did he give you time to look up answers or something? Shit, if it’d been me I bet I wouldn’t have been coming back.”
<p>This time Kharan roared with laughter, collapsing into a chair. “Oh, it wasn’t hard Zell, just asked him what his favorite color was and stuff.”<br clear=left>
<p>“Oh. …Then why even ask at all?”<br clear=left>
<p>“It’s a standard procedure. The lawyers insisted.”
<p>Scott rubbed his eyes. “He’s yanking your chain Zell, that was just some quotes from a movie.”
<p>“Aw, fuck you gate dude,” Zell grunted, coloring.
<p>“No no no!” Kharan hissed. “Don’t get mad! Calm down okay, calm down.”
<p>Scott looked at him askance. “Why do you care-”
<p>The double doors opened again to admit the rest of the hastily assembled crew, filing in to take the rest of the seats. Selphie looked with some concern at Zell’s angry face, plopping herself down in his lap, which seemed to distract him from his current rage. Rinoa took her usual place behind Squall while Quistis sat primly and Irvine slouched about as far as he could. Kharan felt a migraine coming on. This assignment was going to suck so bad there weren’t words for how much it blew.
<p>“Okay,” Kharan started before anyone else said anything. “Lets get this over with.”
<p>He reached into the right pocket of his jeans and pulled out a roll of paper, unfurled it, and started reading it off in a monotone.
<p>“Hereby under the orders of the Council, First Kharadjai Kharan is sentenced for his part in the recent disaster of Universe 46312465 to watch duty, blah blah blah, gross misuse of power, blah blah blah, negligence of the highest order, nobody gives a shit, to assuage any and all needs of those subjected to the disaster, blah blah blah, under the strictest penalties available to his rank, neener neener neener, until at such time he is relieved from his duty, The End. My, wasn’t that a lovely story.”
<p>“What does it mean?” Squall questioned him.
<p>“It means I have to hang around and help you guys get your kicks for awhile, that’s what it means. It means I have to change your fucking Pampers.”
<p>Quistis broke in. “I don’t understand. We know who you are and a little of what you do- but you’re here because something else is about to happen?”
<p>“No, I’m here to make sure nothing else happens at all. Sit back, relax, grab some chips and dip. You won’t have to worry about evil sorceresses, wack jobs from alternate dimensions or any other assorted crazy shit while I’m being forced to watch your collective asses. If it was just yours Quistis, fine, I could watch your ass all day no problem, it’s a work of art. But all of them? It’s going to suck to be me for awhile.”
<p>An outburst came from Zell. “Yeah? Where were you when all the stuff was happening before then?”
<p>“I was<i> around</i>, okay, the hell you complaining about you’re alive aren’t you?”
<p>“Seifer isn’t.”
<p>“Blame Hyne man, not me. Besides, we’re usually not allowed to interfere that directly. So don’t expect this sort of star treatment in the future. You’re nothing in the big scheme of things, got it, you’re a bunch of fucking ants. Sorry, sorry, I take it back. You’re beautiful ants, really, I mean it.”
<p>“And what do you expect from us?” Squall asked.
<p>“A room would be nice, but I can sleep anywhere. I can go forever without eating, though I’ll get damn hungry, and I don’t really need to breathe if that’s a problem. I’m not usually this accommodating, so don’t think it’s really me wanting to say these things.”<br clear=left>
<p>There was a moment of silence as the group of friends looked at each other. One by one they gave a sort of silent vote in the form of a shrug or a nod. Squall sighed and rubbed his eyes. “We will provide you a room until you finish whatever ever it is you’re supposed to be doing. First though, could you provide some sort of proof you are who you say you are?”<br clear=left>
<p>Kharan raised his hands in a ‘what?’ gesture. “Like, what? Cut off my leg and make it reappear or something? Okay, but I warn you that I do bleed, so maybe you’ll want to look into getting hardwood floors up here when I’m done.”
<p>Kharan pulled a large machete out of thin air and raised it in his arm, immediately halting at the chorus of no’s.
<p>“Stop!” Rinoa yelled. “No no, you don’t have to do that.”
<p>Kharan quirked an eyebrow. “You sure? It’s a hell of a show.”
<p>“I think the knife is proof enough,” She replied nervously.
<p>Kharan sighed dramatically, making the machete disappear again. “Some people have no sense of spectacle. Whatever, I want some food. You guys got chimichangas? I fucking love chimichangas.”
<p>With that, Kharan was out the door before anyone could reply.
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This next part right here will be in chapter two at some point, possibly three.
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<p><i>Over here!</i>
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<p><i>What are you doing? Keep your head down!</i>
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<p><i></i><b>No.</b>
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<p><i>I saw the fireworks!</i>
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<p><i>No honey, those aren’t fireworks. C’mon, this way.</i>
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<p><i></i><b>Left, you idiot. Left.</b>
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<p><i>Watch your step, sweetie, it’s slippery.</i>
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<p><i></i><b>Jesus. Slip and fall.</b>
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<p><i>Pick me up!</i>
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<p><i>I can’t now, we have to move. Please, don’t go ahead.</i>
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<p><i></i><b>She always goes ahead.</b>
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<p><i>Watch your head, the ceiling is low.</i>
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<p><i></i><b>Might knock off her bow otherwise. I remember giving that to her. Christmas.</b>
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<p><i>What was that?</i>
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<p><i>Nothing, nothing. Keep moving.</i>
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<p><i></i><b>Stop here, you dumb fuck. Don’t go out.</b>
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<p><i>Daddy, I’m scared!</i>
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<p><i>I know, I know. We’ll be safe soon.</i>
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<p><i></i><b>Liar.</b>
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<p><i>Just have to go a little further.</i>
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<p><i></i><b>And she believed you. And you believed yourself.</b>
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<p><i>No Emily, not that way!</i>
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<p><i></i><b>Give me an alternative.</b>
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<p><i>(A child’s scream.)</i>
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<p><i>Emily!</i>
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<p><i></i><b>Give me a different ending.</b>
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<p><i>Please, don’t shoot, please! We were only hiding!</i>
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<p><i>Daddy!</i>
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<p><i></i><b>Give me <i>anything.</i></b>
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<p><i>That’s right, we surrender, please, don’t shoot.</i>
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<p><i></i><b>Anything but this.</b>
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<p><i>Daddy, help!</i>
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<p><i>Thank you, thank you, Emily come here.</i>
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<p><i></i><b>Come here?</b>
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<p><i>Take my hand, it’s all right.</i>
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<p><i></i><b>You killed her.</b>
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<p><i>It’s all right now. It’s all right.</i>
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<p><i></i><b>You forgot, you <i>forgot </i>you son of a bitch. Friendly fire. Mortars don’t pick and choose.</b>
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<p><i>(An explosion.)</i>
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<p><i></i><b>On the wet rubble.</b>
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<p><i>(Sounds of pain.)</i>
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<p><i></i><b>She looked like a doll washed up on shore.</b>
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<p><i>Emily?!</i>
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<p><i></i><b>In that little blue dress.</b>
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<p><i>Oh Jesus, no.</i>
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<p><i></i><b>Oh Jesus, yes. Oh Jesus, save her.</b>
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<p>Scott Kharan woke up, and the taste of the world was bitter.
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And then just for the hell of it, here’s something I tossed off that I’m not even sure I’m going to use.
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<p>“I like you Squall,” Kharan said expansively.
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<p>Squall frowned. He knew this was a compliment, but a rather odd one coming from Kharan. “…Why?”
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<p>“Because I feel you. I understand where you’re coming from. You know what it’s like to be alone in a crowd. You know what it’s like when nobody understands the things you’ve seen. I mean, now you’re sort of slowly merging back into society, and I envy you for that.”
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<p>“Why would you envy me?”
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<p>Kharan looked at him for a long second, then seemed to make some sort of decision. He nodded. “Okay, imagine this. Imagine outliving almost everyone you’ve ever known. Imagine seeing worlds that nobody has ever seen, experiencing incredible things that nobody would ever believe. You’re already a soldier, and that separates you from the average man, sets you apart. You know that feeling. Nobody but another warrior can truly know you. It’s like when the men came back from World War 2- You know anything about World War 2?”<br clear=left>
<p>Squall searched his memory. “I think Keyor may have said something about that a few times.”
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<p>“World War 2 was exactly that- The largest war Scott’s world had ever known. But what they don’t know was that it was even larger than that. See, every now and then, Evil makes its move. Call it what you will, Bad Karma, Evil Fate, Satan, Lucifer, the Devil. Whatever you call it, what it comes down to is that it is Evil, and when it gathers its power at certain times it makes a push. World War 2 was just one of those pushes, and it occurred in every single universe there is in one way or another. Hitler spoke not just in his own voice, but with all the authority of Hell. In Keyor’s universe, his country won. In other universes it lost, and in some they’re still fighting it.”
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<p>“What about this one?”<br clear=left>
<p>“The Push manifested itself in your universe when the Cetra were wiped out. As you can see, they lost.”
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<p>"…Not Ultimecia?"
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<p>“My friend, Ultimecia was small potatoes compared to some of the other shit Hell has thrown at us. It took six of you to stop her cold. It took millions to win World War 2.”
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<p>Squall considered this, feeling the old victory to be somewhat cheapened. It hadn’t felt like ‘small potatoes’ to him. In fact, it had at times been terrifying.
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<p>Kharan continued. “But I digress. Anyway, when the war was won, the troops came back home. You wouldn’t understand this since you’ve always been a soldier, but imagine having once been a civilian, with a regular home life or a regular job, then being plucked out of these settings and thrown into the most monstrous blood bath the world had ever seen. Then you get on the boat and go back home, and when the ramps go down and you come streaming out there’s a party waiting for you. They throw colorful confetti and streamers in the air, loud music blaring. You should enjoy it. And maybe for awhile, you do.” Kharan’s speech grew softer, his face troubled and his eyes haunted. “But then you try to tell them about it, and they don’t get it. They look at you in sympathy. They don’t understand things like the constant, bone deep weariness, the terrible blast of machine guns. The can’t comprehend what it’s like to use a corpse for a blanket, what it’s like when your hands won’t stop shaking after shooting all day. And no matter what, they congratulate you. They treat you like a hero, but you don’t feel like one. A thumbs up for disemboweling that German boy with your bayonet. A pat on the back for shooting another through the throat. Then you go home and get a life, though probably not the one you had envisioned. And for all those people you killed, the world is much the same. And at night sometimes, for years later, if you wake up screaming, turn on the light and bury your face in your hands, you’ll wonder why if the war was such a wonderful thing, it burned you to ashes on the inside.”
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<p>There were a few moments of silence following this. Kharan visibly shook himself, blinking his eyes rapidly and clearing the far away look out of them. “But enough out of me. They still have those chicken wings? I want some damn chicken wings.”
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<p>With that, he left.
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<p>And the worst part was, Squall reflected, was that he did understand.
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