Robot Vacuum Cleaner

Associated Press Ariticle

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/subsites/twistedrpg/images/hero/rirseneo.gif”> In Germany there is currently a robotic vacuum cleaner that is being tested out on a home. Sheesh, hate to see what happens if it went crazy?

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/subsites/twistedrpg/images/villians/omega.gif”> I am not saying it Rirse. There is no way I going to say that I will suck them up.

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/subsites/twistedrpg/images/hero/megaman984.gif”> * Omega sucks Germans

Robots with these capacities have been in market for some time now. I once saw one that looked like a real turtle, just with a flat shell.

Old.
I’ve seen one of those in action, it just ran around and bounced off objects.

It takes a special kind of lazy to need one of those…

Scientists can do whatever they want with their time, but the Jetsons are never going to become a reality. I mean, you’d think they’d have a fucking talking DOG by now… sheesh.

They have a device that can translate cat talk. I suppose dogs speak gibberish though, since they are stupid. nod, nod

We’ll end up with talking cats and dogs soon enough. And we’ll be annoyed to death. “Let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out.”, and so on.

Originally posted by Nulani
[b]They have a device that can translate cat talk. I suppose dogs speak gibberish though, since they are stupid. nod, nod

We’ll end up with talking cats and dogs soon enough. And we’ll be annoyed to death. “Let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out.”, and so on. [/b]

Funny, I was thinking more along the lines of “Feed me, feed me, feed me, feed me, feed me, feed me, feed me, feed me, feed me, feed me, feed me.” >_>;

on topic; has a presentiment of lawsuits coming in for cases of runaway vacuum accidents

My cat always have food, so that is what he would have said and is saying.

Speaking of cats…

I’ve heard one of Sigfrieds and Roys tigers left one of the other in critical condition. Scratched the shit out of him ON STAGE (the tigers first debut, though), grabbed him by the neck, and drug him offstage. The audience thought it was part of the act…

Now their show has been suspended.

FREE THE TIGERS!!!

EDIT Damn, someone already knew… /EDIT

Originally posted by Innocence
It takes a special kind of lazy to need one of those…