Sucks. Well, no. It was well acted, pretty to look at and the music was cool. The opening and ending credit sequences are awesome.
Oh, story? Well, it kinda slaps a bunch of things together, then doesn’t do anything with any of them. Action? The most you’ll see of action is about 20 minutes of the beginning, and 30 minutes of the end, with choppy, horribly edited sequences. For the ladies? One kiss and about 4 minutes of Crowe with his shirt off. I haven’t been this bored with a movie since Hitchhiker’s Guide.