[RIP] Johnnie Cochran

http://apnews.myway.com//article/20050330/D89513DG1.html

He was 67.

If the casket does not fit, you must acquit.

OJ did it.

“Chewbacca is a wookie from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about that; that does not make sense. Why would a wookiee, an 8 foot tall wookiee, want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall ewoks? That does not make sense! But more importantly, you have to ask yourself, ‘what does that have to do with this case?’ Nothing. Ladies and Gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case. It does not make sense!”

Who?
I mean, BooHoo.

I’d hate to celebrate the death of another but…

BONUS!

Drinks all around…