"Well, I attended Juliard, I’m a graduate of Harvard buisness school, I travel quite extensively, I lived through the black plague, and I had a pretty good time during that, I’ve seen The Exorcist about hundred and sixty-seven times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it!
“Well, I attended Juliard, I’m a graduate of Harvard buisness school, I travel quite extensively, I lived through the black plague, and I had a pretty good time during that, I’ve seen The Exorcist about hundred and sixty-seven times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it!”
“What do you call this?”
“Chinese fighting muffin.”
“That’s not funny. A friend of mine took a fighting muffin in the chest; they sent him home in four Ziploc bags.”