Would you prefer Lethal Injection or me beating to to bloody death with my bare hands for bringing this bandwagon back?
Who’s your favorite hero of the 80’s?
Why the hell do you want me to send you underwear? Don’t you know what people DO to their underwear? It’s gross!!
Rudora
Whats your favorite quote of yourself?
I dunno, I’d have to check…
Is EPL really a different person?
Of course it is, we act totally different, and EPL has a gotee
How you make your avatar so sexy?
Photoshop
Manus
Who are you?
Your worst nightmare
Sephiroth Hayes
What’s with the face eating?
It’s a little talent I picked up along the way
Urkani
Why are you so sexy?
Good genes I suppose
BahamutXero
Did your parents drop you on your head a lot when you were a baby?
I don’t think so. But one time, a long time ago, you know when you’re little and somone swings you by your arms or legs? Well my baby sitter did that, swung me by my legs, right into the coffee table, thats the only head injury I think. and one time also when I was like 5 or 6, I hung myself on the chord that controls the blinds
Sinistral
What`s your name.
Charlemagne
What university are you going to?
I’m not currently going to any college, but later in the year I’m gonna go to the Moorpark college, and I’m going to be taking a 3d max class in Ventura
Why do you like RPGC?
Well, I guess its because everyone here is so similar, everyone like everyone else, most of the time.
Why are you so weird?
Probably because I was neglected as a child.
Who do you prefer in the site community and why?
I like everyone equally, at least everyone thats been here for like over a year. The newbies kinda suck and I don’t know them well enough.
Leap of Faith
Can you lick your elbow?
Yes, and it doesn’t end there. I can lick alot of things on my body.
Moon Beam Girl
Do you like cheese?
I don’t hate it, I like it on Pizza and Lasagna and stuff like that. But somtimes it makes me puke a little
Where would you like to settle do- live in the world?
Alaska, months in darkness is too good to pass up. And it’s fitting for in darkness I must dwell.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Thats on a need to know basis, and you don’t need to know.
Strong Bad
How did you think you came’s to seen out when you are wery old?
WTF?!
Ramza
Why do I love yuo so much!?
I dunno, maybe it’s cuz I’m super awsome.
Mabatsekker
Why are you so obsessed with making Katt squeal?
Cuz it’s fun to hear, SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why Katt, anyway? She’s innocent! Go pester Nina!
Nina don’t have fur, and she wear like stuff below, you don’t see panties on Katt. Plus I dig fur, i’m a total Furry.
What should I base my new sprite on, making it flexible for many situations?
I dunno, that guy from BOF2 maybe. But you need to choose for yourself, otherwise it’s not you.
What makes your favourite food so special from all others?
most meat is cooked and cut into slices.
Evangelion
Why doesn’t anyone appreciate your humour? It’s great.
I think most people do, usually newbies don’t know when I’m joking.
PC Glenton
Why the name Charlamenge? Wouldn’t a jester’s name be more appropriate?
Why the name PC Glenton?
Heavens soldier
Did you ever stick your head in a microwave?
Yes
Do you know what state is “round at the sides, and high in the middle”?
State of confusion, which is what you’re putting me in with that question.
Kor
Why does Taco Bell sound Too Mexican To You, Americans?
The ‘Taco’ part
Why do I Ramdom Capitalize Words?
I dunno, maybe cuz you failed english
Swift Kid
Why is it that floor cleaners are made with real oranges, but soft drinks are made with artifical ones?
Floor cleaners arent made with real oranges, they’re made with the citris acid, which is a great grease fighter. And Softdrinks would expire, and spoil if they had real parts of fruit in it. And they don’t change the cans in the machine often enough for them to have somthing like that, it’s because they’re lazy, fat cats. Sitting in their ivory towers, looking down at the little guy, that are dying because they don’t have enough vitamin C.
How high could we jump if our knees bend the other way?
Probably the same.
Peirson
Were you dropped on your head as a baby?
ioo-naf
What if the sky is red and we’re just colourblind
I AM colourblind. and it’s blue to me, and because oxygen is coloured blue, duh.
Valkyrie Esker
If a woman took a vow of celibacy, then died, then had someone have sex with her corpse, is she still celibate?
I think that’s more like rape, so it doesn’t count. and it’s not like he was having sex with her spirit.
Sir Percival
What lies in the impenetrable fathoms of your mind?
The secret ingredients.
Sun Demon
If you had $10,000,000. what would you spend it on?
A new super nintendo, Chrono Trigger Mint in the box, all the Star Trek episodes on dvd, a giant hamster ball, a delorian, a prowler, a couple of panthers, a volcano base headquarters, and I might give a couple bucks to RPGC to help get things running a little better. Maybe they could by a new server, or some megachips, I don’t know how computers work…
The Wizardmaster
What are your life goals?
You mean besides to women at the same time? Nothing, I just want to sit around and do nothing all day.
And when is the time linit for this thread?
THere is no time limit, you can still ask questions, I just felt I needed to answer all of these before there were more, even though there probably won’t be that many more.
Cala
Why not?
Why why not?
The Wizardmaster
What are you talking about?
I dunno, ask Cala
Cloth Hat
Who are the 8 other people who suck as much as you?
I forget
What pets have you had?
I have one Ferret, 3 cats, some stupid ass dogs that I’m going to poison any day now, some dumb ass birds i’m gonna duct tape to a rock and throw into a lake.
What’s the weirdest thing on your hardrive right now?
probably the 2 gigs of cat pictures.
Are you naked right now?
Not currently, no, sorry if it ruins your vision of me.
GG Crono 4
If you suddenly went completely bald, what would you have for dinner?
A bullet, cuz I couldn’t live with myself if I went bald.
What’s in my pocket?
Chap stick and a peice of bacon with a quarter stuck to it.
Why do you drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?
It’s to fuck with your mind and way of thinking, same thing with hot dogs and hot dog buns.
If you could beat that crap out of any celebrity, who would it be?
Ohhohoho, thats a good question, unfortunatly there are far too many to name. Rosie odonnel, cher, brittany spears, mariah carry, the cast of 7th Heaven, the cast of friends… the list goes on. I want to kill them… but… you know… I wanna kill everyone.
And finally, do you like apples?
Yes, jing knows what I’m talking about.
Cless Alvein
Why?
I willed it to happen
When?
the future
Walrus?
goo goo gajoob
Lord Zhou Yu
Does humankind actually exist?
Not for long.
Cybercompost
What is your prime directive?
Not to interfere with a siociety that is uncapable of warp speed… in my pants.
Where did you put your pants?
A hobo stole them
If you could be an inanimate object for a day, which would it be and why?
A pair of panties.
Where is my mind?
The gutter
Wherefore* art thou Charlemagne?
Why art me charlemagne? That make not any sense.
Emin3m
what happens if you open a microwave while its running?
It will stop running
have you ever done the above?
Yes, everytime I set the timer too far.
Cybercompost
Good song in your sig, “Emin3m,” but could you please trim it down a bit (like with a scroll bar or something)?
NO! I HATE THE SCROLLING SIGS!! I SWEAR TO GOD, THEY WILL BE WHAT CAUSES ME TO LEAVE RPGCLASSICS FOREVER!!!
Crotanks
Anyway, Charl, would you mind?
I JUST SAID I WOULD!! ARENT YOU LISTENING!?! DOWN WITH SCROLLING SIGS!!!
Chris-Chris
Do you have a cat?
I have 3, Roswell, the bad boy. Logan, the cute one. and Bagi, THE STUPID FAT DUMB UGLY ONE THAT DOES NOTHING BUT LIE AROUND AND SCRATCH UP MY BELOVED RECORD COLLECTION!!!
The Wizardmaster
Could you find that picture of the scary dog that you could see its testicles that I had in my sig a while ago?
No, I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Kagato Toujou
Are you going to answer all these peoples questions?
Yes
And what sound does Yellow make?
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Gila-Monster
Ok, picture this… you’re sitting at home, and you get a phonecall. He, the man that phoned you, tells you that if you write articles for a fictional magazine, you’ll be safe from monsters. Do you accept the mission?
Sure, why not, I have nothing better to do, all I do is talk to you people and play FF6.
Ramza
Carle, why cna’t I see straight?
Masturbation causes blindness, you’re in an early stage of it.
Xelopheris
Would you prefer Lethal Injection or me beating to to bloody death with my bare hands for bringing this bandwagon back?
The Beating, cuz I could easily take a beating from you, it would be like your lvl 4 CRONO fighting my LAVOS
Faetan
Who’s your favorite hero of the 80’s?
Thats a tough one, The Greatest American Hero, Mr T, Pac Man, too many too choose just one.
Why the hell do you want me to send you underwear?
Cuz they were clinging to your most delicious of areas.
Don’t you know what people DO to their underwear?
Yes, they wear them.
It’s gross!!
Thats why I want em, gimme.
Feel free to keep asking me questions, and I’ll feel free to keep making fun of them… I mean answer them.
Where do you live, exactly? I’ve heard many places, like:
- The 9th level of Hell
- Iceland
- North America…
- Super Fun Happy Tree…
So, where exactly is it that you reside?
No, my ancestors were from iceland.
I live in Thousand Oaks, California, 91360
How many bitches could a pimp pimp if a pimp could pimp bitches?
What is the ultimate question?
What is the Matrix?
Why does Mario suck now?
Why does Sonic 0wn now?
Why did Starfox Adventures suck so much?
AND WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING!?
How much wood could a Charle chuck if a Charle could chuck wood?
Why am I scared of this picture? :kissy:
Are these questions completely pointless?
Why do all your base belong to me?
If you could kill either Mario or Captain Falcon, who would you kill?
If you could have anyone’s autograph, who’s would it be and why?
—More to come—
What is the ultimate Doomsday weapon?
Who is your favorite Legacy of Kain character?
What is your alignment?
Do you have any obsessions?
Why do Dark Elves have green skin in Age of Wonders?
What is the one thing History abhors?
Is there any past action you regret?
Why do people hate these threads but still post in them anyway, even to bitch about it?
WHAR’S EH STEVE!? AH’M GONNA GET 'UM THIS TIME!
How come, despite the fact that I’ve introduced myself in every single newbie thread Yar’s gotten his hands on, people still have trouble identifying me by name?
Charl, can you make clones of yourself? I want a Mini-Charl at home.
Charlemagne the Great, can I call you Carly?
Can you get that one Alucard avvy for me again?
If so, can we make love?
How many questions have you been asked?
What’s your favorite?
Which is your least favorite?
What happened to that one guy?
:runaway: What is this guys REAL name?
:hmm: Mario isn’t getting bad, is he? He just needs another SSMRPG, don’t you think so?
What do you think about his new RPG that will come out… Whenever it’s coming out?
Who has asked you the most questions?
And I can see straight now, do you have any idea what else it could have been?
And I don’t need to do that too much anymore, do you know why?
Why do packages of cereal always have the little toy inside the box so that it drops into your milk when you least expect it?
Why does my PC keep closing whenever I leave this forum?
And is it your influence?
What does ‘ioo-naf’ mean and is it an insult?
Actually, that question translates as,
“Why are you Charlemagne?”
If you were in a band, what instrument would you play (or would you do vocals)?
What is your favorite band?
Did you check out my radio?
Do you like my signature?
Do you eat rats?
Do you wake up at night wanting a pie of pie? (older people will get this)
I love your avvy. XD :yipee:
What do you think of a University that has the “Cocks” for their mascot?
Would you like to touch my monkey?
What do you spend the most money on, regularly?
What do you spend the most money on, unregularly?
Who would you like to…boink…the most?
What do you think of the “new” soft drinks of today like “Orange Mountain Dew” and “remixed sprite” and “upside down 7-up” and “blue pepsi” and such?
Do you think that Mountain Dew is rebelling against the evil generation that is Pepsi Cola?
*If so, would you join our quest to save the Root Beers from the clutches of the new secret weapon “GREEN MOUNTAIN DEW”?
*If not, what is your favorite use of a girl scout stocking filled with mustard and chicken lard?
Nevermind. Fuck it.
Originally posted by Gila-Monster
Coo coo cachoo, are you the walrus?
Its Goo goo ga joob.
How were you first led to RPGC?
Do you act all crazy like off of the internet too? If so, do you use any other kinds of humor then that the internet limits (i.e. physical humor, etc.)
Do you have a serious side? Maybe one that feels trapped? Depressed? Burdened?