My resolution is to never come to this smelly butt of a website. You smelly butts can go eat a butt.
I already have. Your mom’s ass tastes great.
I’ve been here a decade, GAP. A decade. I got my dick sucked by cloth hat. I won countless flame wars. And what do I have to show for it? Constant head from hot girls, millions of dollars in the bank and the best looks a man can have. And I owe it all to RPGClassics. RPGC is like the giving tree. Except I never get tired of Shel Silverstein. I do, however, get tired of how there’s never any hot naked lesbian twins anymore.
Wait, was that a real thing?
i am such a real thing right now
GSG: Was what a real thing?
Um, look at my avatar all the time.
The naked lesbian twins.
It was more real than you can possibly imagine.
Is more real. They’re just robots. Robots are real, it is only Bjork who is not.
Find a thesis.
I resolved to give blood every 2 months, I’m so selfless.
Also modest.
Hey bro I’m in the two gallon club
^I didn’t know you played Rugby.
I’d love to give blood, but they won’t take it. 'cause of something I had no control over, my blood is as toxic as hydrochloric acid, apparently.
So, fuck 'em. If they don’t want it, it’s their loss.
Finally getting to put in a girl’s butt was one of my resolutions a couple years ago. The other was to fuck an asian girl. I accomplished both feats in the same night. Then we dated for like 9 months or so and then we both got arrested for selling cocaine and then we both got accepted to the drug court program and then we both fucked up and got kicked off and got sent to prison and then i got to cccl and was expecting to see her show up there soon and then they let me out and now i’m free
edit: I’ve decided that since my first resolution was too damn easy just like everything else i do or will ever do cause i’m a member of the 99th percentile (hardmode none of that goofy normal shit) I’m going to try and create a new one. Oh wait i didn’t even have to try it just came to me. I will challenge myself to put it in Morgan’s butt a week within her either release to community custody OR within two weeks of her being sent to the work release center which really should be any damn day now dammit, jeezalouise
So wait. Does this mean that if you’re bitten by a venomous snake, it dies instead of you? Or are we talking about having blood splatter that’ll hideously burn anyone that violently guns you down at point blank range?
Also, how does that even work? Hydrochloric acid’s nasty enough to etch glass never mind having that shit coursing through your fleshy veins.
It’s an analogy; my blood isn’t actually as toxic as hydrochloric acid. Canada Blood Services refuses blood donations from people who have had homosexual sex, regardless of how long ago it happened. It’s a completely stupid reason to bar me from saving someone’s life, but it’s still one of their criteria for some reason.
How come you haven’t resolved to stop using drugs and other harmful substances? c’mon man, get your life back on track and do something you can be proud of instead. It’s healthier and you’ll live longer. And stay out of prison. And be able to afford nice things. And other good things like that.
And suddenly I find that making that Ninja Scroll joke as vague as I did was pretty tasteful in retrospect.
Also how the hell was anyone supposed to pick up on that?
I don’t generally talk about being bisexual- it usually just causes problems. So most people don’t know and never find out.
Anyways yeah, until that law changes, I can’t donate blood.