My resolution was not to make any resolutions.
It got broken pretty quickly.
Post on this forum once per year.
And…done and done! 
Mine was to do it one thousand times per year, but that was back in 04…
But this year is different, this year I want to put meaning in to each post, not just the ones in my own threads. I want each post to contribute to the topic I’m posting in. Something more than just a quote with a snide remark under it.
Yeah like that’s gonna happen
Stop sleeping with girls who have boyfriends. Sleep with my friend’s girlfriend. Failing some resolution to the above, move to goddamned Antarctica.
Have anal sex with all of Arac’s girlfriends.
Hey man, nice shot.
What a good shot, man.
facepalm
Killing myself one second at a time, but why hurry?
Oboy let’s be resolution buddies! Wanna come to Antarctica later? There’s pretty much unlimited ways we can kill ourselves once we’re there.
Can I hug a penguin first?
I’m jumping on the weightloss/fitness band wagon. My sister got me EA Sports Active 2 for the PS3 for Christmas and I’ve been using it faithfully as much as I can. Gotta do it later tonight too, now that I think about it.
When the weather warms up so driving isn’t a pain and I can get a ride, I think I’m going to get evaluated at a gym and sign up for personal training. I don’t need to get ripped like my friend I just don’t want women to scream and run away if I take my shrit off…and so I can be like the Nutty Professor and be able to look down and shout “my dick, I can see my dick!”
Read Convict Conditioning, yo. That shit’s intense. The workouts are very wimpy though. I feel like I’m just using his promises of handstand one armed pushups in the future as an excuse to slack off now. It’s still a cool book though, get the PDF if you can’t find a real copy.
I follow a random French lady once quoted in a newspaper, that “working out” is torture and walking about should be enough to stay, perhaps also to become, fit enough for a civilized society. Though the American diet is also a… culprit, along with the climate of our beloved Lake Erie.
She meant “walking around while chain-smoking” and just forgot that other people weren’t French.
I mean, like half of my girlfriends are penguins, so that’s kinda given.
I really don’t want to bugger a penguin, but I already promised to. You have foiled me again.
What else would you do while walking? Sing?
Welp, I beat RS3 Friday, so that’s one resolution down.
Now let’s see if I can actually manage to achieve the rest…
That. although I already failed miserably and know exactly I’m never gonna study more than I do now, let’s face it.
- travel around in Ireland more, while I still have the time. Lack of money definitely being an obstacle here.
once back in Germany: - look for and move into a new apartment. a bigger, cooler one. just for me, no roomies, with enough space for the two hugeass cabinets/armoires I inherited from my grandmother, and that other cabinet from the 1800s I found which I will modify with some DIY work to become my new chinchilla cage for my fluffies.
- make sure my chinchillas stay far, far away from DG’s spiders.
- finish my BA, I’m running a bit out of time here due to my year abroad. May have to extend by one semester.
- work on some projects + side jobs at uni and my old job at the hotel I used to have.
- be less lazy. (HAH! as if.)
- conflicting with above resolution, and much more likely to be kept: finally play some PS RPGs I missed over the years, main focus being BoF4, Xenogears, Valkyrie Profile, Wild Arms, Chrono Cross. Star Ocean: The Second Story and Grandia.