Resident Evil: Apocalypse: just one big plug for the Umbrella Corporation?

Maybe it was just me, they did alot of like showing the Umbrella symbol. I thought they just advertised their company way too much.

Like my shoes? Yeah. Vintage 2004.

Might be the reason I bought 3 umbrellas yesterday, though I really only needed one. Subliminal propaganda owns me :confused:

Umbrella Meeting

Man1: Well, this company is going down the toilet faster then a unwanted baby prom night, how the heck can we turn this compay around and get the sunshine to shine on the cabage patch again?
Man2: Well, you see, over in research and development, we created a product that turns everyone into zombies.
Man1: Zombies?
Man2: Yeah! If everyone is a zombie we can sell them ANYTHING! I mean common, they would be zombies
Man1: That is the stupidest thing i’ve ever heard.
Man2: Oh well, uhhhhh, we allready kinda made, and marketed the product…
Man1: WHAT???
Man2: Yeah, its in the form of crazy yellow gas
crazy yellow gas comes inthrough vents
Everyone: BRRAINSSSS BRAINNSSSSSS

And thats how it all started

bwains :3

Lol. Damn, that was annoying. :stuck_out_tongue:

I thought it was funny because they were just so blatant about it. The writers must have been like “Shit. We have to do product placement. Oh well. Let’s just make it so absurd that everyone knows what we’re doing.”

Shouldn’t there be some rule against sequals to crap films?

I don’t watch film adaptations of FPS’s.

You’d think there should be a rule against sequals to stupid people too, wouldn’t you? But then you were born! OH!

Milla Jovovich is fucking hot. Go Leeloo!

Then this movie would be great for you, cause Resident Evil isnt a FPS (save that ONE shitty one, which was more of a shooter than an FPS). So yeah, suck it.

And the first one wasnt bad, but this one blew hard. I dunno, I found Nemisis to be VERY poorly made, and very cheesy looking. Overall, the action was cool, but there was only 1 or 2 “shock” parts that could even resemble somthing called “scarry”.

RE:Apocalypse has taken the trend of the games, The first one was good, then it went downhill, less scare, more action, Survival Horror my ASS.

I think it was a good bad movie.

Yeah. It was third person. And “survival horror”.

Remeber in the movie when they said “we have to survive the horror” or something like that? I laughed.

Yeah, something to the effect of ‘It’s like we’re in some sick game’ was also mentioned. It was a fun movie. ^^

Okay, then, let me rephrase that: I don’t watch movies based on any shooters, nor bad movies of any description unless I have the safety of Tom, Crow, and either Mike or Joel watching 'em with me. :stuck_out_tongue:

I think it was an okay movie, until the guy who was comic releif showed up. When most of the S.T.A.R.S members are killed around you by nemises, it was just stupid to make a joke. Other than that, the movie was pretty good, I liked most of the action scenes, they were pretty cliché but enjoyable.

I actually liked it. As put by my best friend: “What could be better than 90 minutes of killing?” The movie wasn’t that long, but you get the point.